Norse Goddess Freya, Dracul Van Helsing, Boris Johnson and The Kraken

September 16, 2019 at 10:24 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , )

Norse Goddess Freya, Dracul Van Helsing, Boris Johnson and The Kraken

The Norse goddess Freya was on the phone talking to Dracul Van Helsing

“Did you see that empty podium next to the Prime Minister of Luxembourg Xavier Bettel at what was supposed to be the press conference between him and Boris Johnson discussing Brexit?”

“And Dracul, you say the reason Johnson avoided the press conference was because the French Aquarian Age Bonapartist MEP The Kraken Napoleon VI had a two for the price of one Buffet coupon that was about to expire in another hour and the Kraken had invited Johnson for lunch?”

“Sure, do come over to my place, Dracul.”

“I’m always up for tantric sex, anytime, anywhere.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher 
Monday September 16th


  1. Hyperion said,

    Uh ohhh! I suspect the one-eyed Odin may not go along with Freya’s plans for tantric sex on the Longhaus table. One must never put the ale at risk of spillage.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      That’s where Freya’s pepper spray comes in handy.

      As the tears are coming down like Odin’s good eye like Niagara Falls, Freya and Dracul do the locomotion on the Longhaus table.

      Later when Odin recovers, he says like Papa Bear in Goldilocks, someone has been spilling my ale.

      And Loki taps him on the shoulder and says, And someone has been banging your Queen.

      • Hyperion said,

        Whoa! I think you just wrote the intro to an excellent mythology story. 😆

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I think so.

        The ghost of Orson Welles made a comment after Dracul had been banging Freya, Persephone, Hera and Kali in a snowstorm in Chicago back in February, that Odin, Hades, Zeus and Shiva would be joining in an alliance called the League of Divinely Cuckholded Husbands.

        Might make a good title for a novel. 😂

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