Qonzilqointec, The Federal Reserve and Ho Babylon Minh
Qonzilqointec, The Federal Reserve and Ho Babylon Minh
The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec took a selfie of herself prior to going out with Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing to meet British Prime Minister Boris Johnson, the Irish border leprechaun Yaldabaoth, the French Aquarian Age Bonapartist MEP the Kraken Napoloeon VI and his ex-Gorgon wife Medusa to find a possible solution to the Brexit crisis involving the Irish backstop.
Qonzilqointec’s spiritual godfather the Aztec feathered serpent god Quetzalcoatl had offered to intervene as a mediator in the dispute between Britain and the EU.
Britain’s NHS (National Health Service) had informed Mr. Johnson however that the NHS was not able to give Mr. Quetzalcoatl the amount of living human hearts he required as payment for his mediation services.
Meanwhile the American news media was full of the story that Donald Trump had asked the government of Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky to investigate Democratic Presidential candidate Joe Biden’s son Hunter for corruption.
As the American news media were busy wringing their hands over this, Amadeus Emanon the musician and singer who was employed as personal concert pianist to the London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was more concerned about a small news story that had appeared in the Wall Street Journal today – a story that was taken down off its news website a few hours later although it could still be found if one used a search engine to search for it but unless people knew that the story was out there, they most likely would not search for it.
The story was the Federal Reserve Bank of New York was offering to add at least $75 billion daily to the financial system until October 10th to ensure the liquidity of the financial system.
The Wall Street Journal added that the Fed will conduct further operations as needed after October 10th.
Amadeus could have asked his employer Set about the matter but the Egyptian god of night and the desert was currently on a vision quest and attending a Cree First Nation sweat lodge ceremony at Elk Island National Park in the Canadian province of Alberta.
So Amadeus went to ask his friend British MP Renfield R. Renfield the Deputy Foreign Secretary In Charge of Geopolitical Intelligence Gathering instead.
“Wasn’t the Fed doing something similar to this before the global financial crisis of 2008?” Amadeus asked.
“It was,” Renfield admitted.
“God,” Amadeus turned pale, “I wish you had broken it to me gently in answering this question.”
“Well I’m sorry,” said Renfield, “but I haven’t been in politics as long as Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau have in order to come up with real whoppers to shield people from unpleasant truth and reality.”
Mammon, the ancient Babylonian god of banking and commerce and patron demon of wealthy elitist oligarchs, isn’t too concerned about the impact that another global financial crisis might have on average folks and those who are struggling below the poverty level
Meanwhile in Australia, a notorious Australian misfit known to all as Uncle Ernie had (because he was stoned out of his mind) walked into the ladies’ washroom of a prestigious restaurant in Sydney’s Chinatown where he encountered the Vietnamese vampiress Ho Babylon Minh who was currently working for the Chinese Communist government in Beijing:
“Jesus!” exclaimed Uncle Ernie, “I need to get my hands on some Viagra quick!”.
He then passed out.
-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Friday September 20th
2019.
Dracul Van Helsing 
David Redpath said,
September 20, 2019 at 11:27 pm
It’s quite quizzical, Chris, that
Quetzalcoatl, Qonzilqointec’s
spiritual godfather, would offer
to be a mediator between Boris
and Brussels? Since Mexico
would have so much to gain
from becoming Britain’s new
most favoured trading partner 🤔
Dracul Van Helsing said,
September 20, 2019 at 11:35 pm
This is what comes from smoking cheap Canadian pot as opposed to that pure Mexican gold.
David Redpath said,
September 20, 2019 at 11:45 pm
Uncle Ernie asked me to pass on
a big “Thank You” to you, Chris, for
the flowers you sent him whilst he’s
recuperating at the Sydney Eye, Ear
& Rear Hospital. Apparently Baby Ho
inflicted a severe “Spank You”. But
Uncle Ernie is not complaining.
It seems she heard all about his
vaping cactus exploitation ot the
twins. But she did leave a note for
me. It took 3 hours for the hospital
proctologist to extract it. I’m just
now waiting for the sterilisation
unit from ASIO to give it the all clear.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
September 20, 2019 at 11:54 pm
It sounds like the Sydney Eye, Ear and Rear Hospital proctologist will have one Hell of a story to tell at next year’s General Convention of The Australian Protologists’ Association.
No doubt Uncle Ernie’s family members and relatives aren’t at all surprised that Uncle Ernie would one day come face to face with a proctologist.
David Redpath said,
September 21, 2019 at 12:23 am
Uncle Ernie was face down and
unconscious the whole time. Much
like a normal day for him, soon
after breakfast.
It may be of interest to you, Chris,
but I’ve just had a translated copy
of Babylon Ho’s note handed to me;
“Please to warn Renfield of his friend Mei-ling Manchu. She is
a sub-transhuman villain, who
only got her promotion job at
the Ministry of State Security by
playing Xi Jinping-pong ball, if you
know what I mean. I had to work
my way up the ranks to General
of the People’s Liberation Army Strategic Support Force (that’s the
cyber warefare unit to you western
running dog devils).
She is following her owninscrutable agenda, of which I’m not too clear?”
Could just be a case of professional
jealousy, Chris? But I wouldn’t want
to get between those two in an all
out fanged cat fight!
Dracul Van Helsing said,
September 21, 2019 at 1:37 am
No, a cat fight between two Dragon Sisters one wouldn’t want to get into the midst of.
All those claws everywhere.
Exceedingly painful.
Francisco Carmen said,
September 22, 2019 at 1:14 am
Showing a new spectrum and a new window to my soul, but amazing description!!
Dracul Van Helsing said,
September 22, 2019 at 1:19 am
Thank you.