Britain’s Supreme Court Rules Suspending Parliament Was Unlawful

September 24, 2019 at 10:55 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Romance, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Britain’s Supreme Court Rules Suspending Parliament Was Unlawful 

“Back in the 1970s,” British MP
Renfield R. Renfield told the BBC News Interviewer, “Mr. Justice William Morrow the first Chief Justice of Canada’s Northwest Territories said the end of Western Civilization would be brought about not by student protestors or the actions of foreign powers but by imbeciles sitting as judges on the benches of court rooms everywhere.
History has shown Chief Justice Morrow to be a 100% prophet. What alarmed Chief Justice Morrow was what he considered the vast number of imbeciles who were teaching as professors in various law faculties at universities all across Canada back in the 1970s. He said their erroneous ideas which would overthrow 1500 years of legal traditions and precedents in the Western world would be passed on to their students who would become lawyers and eventually become judges. This has now become the norm in Canada. A judge somewhere making a stupid decision is no longer news. It’s a judge who makes a sensible decision that’s now considered news. So of course there aren’t many real news stories emerging from the Canadian judiciary these days. But what was happening in Canada at the time was also happening in the U.S. and the United Kingdom. So the Age of Imbecility now reigns supreme in the judiciary of all 3 of these nations. Any appointment to the U.S. Supreme Court that does not meet with the approval of Wiccan airhead Alyssa Milano and her fellow Wiccan airheads across America is immediately accused of sexual harassment. And as for stupidity in the UK Judicial system, that can be seen by today’s ruling by Britain’s Supreme Court. On the plus side at least judges are showing what they truly are. The fact that Britain’s Supreme Court President Lady Hale chose to read the court’s judgement while wearing a giant diamond spider brooch on her lapel was at least honest. Poison is now falling across the land.”

. . .

After a day speaking and meeting with people at the UN General Assembly, Donald Trump decided to relax by spending time in an NYC karaoke bar.

Standing on stage was some long haired and bearded type who looked like he could easily fit into the band ZZ Top.

The man began singing an old John Denver song, 

“High Calypso the places you’ve been to,
The things that you’ve shown us,
The stories you tell,
High Calypso, I sing to your spirit,
The men who have served you so long and so well…”

Donald Trump asked his secret service detail, “Who is this guy? He smells of marijuana smoke.”

“I believe he’s a sheriff from some place up in Canada called Calypso’s Bosom,” one of Trump’s secret service bodyguards answered.

“And is this the Calypso he’s singing about?” Trump’s tongue started hanging out and drooling, “Some woman’s bosom? I’d like to go to the places she’s been to as well. And also see the things that she’s shown the men who have served her so long and so well.”

“I believe the Calypso was the research ship for French undersea explorer Jacques Cousteau,” replied another member of Trump’s secret service detail who looked a lot like Detective Dietrich from the TV show Barney Miller.

“Oh,” Trump looked disappointed.

The sheriff of Calypso’s Bosom was carried off stage while ranting about free speech, Charles Laughton and the many breasts to be found on the statue of Diana of the Ephesians.

“What’s he doing down here in the U.S. anyways?” Trump asked his secret service bodyguard who looked a lot like KAOS agent Siegfried from the TV show Get Smart.

“I believe Justin Trudeau sent him down here on an important matter of Canadian national security,” the Siegfriedish bodyguard answered.

“Did anybody here get the licence plate of that ET gray’s space ship?” The Sheriff of Calypso’s Bosom asked as he was carried off on a stretcher.

“That makes perfect sense,” Trump nodded.

. . .

Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing was walking through New York City’s Central Park when he came across the Chinese vampiress secret agent Mei-ling Manchu who had been tied to a tree by Cthulhu the Great Old One who was currently in New York City contemplating a run for the U.S. Presidency.

“I hope I’m not interrupting the filming of some new type of reality TV show scheduled for the family viewing time slot,” Dracul remarked as he untied her.

“Are you the vampire hunter who’s into tantric sex?” Mei-ling asked after she was untied.

“I am,” Dracul answered.

“Take me now,” Mei-ling said as she threw Dracul back on a pile of autumn leaves and mounted him.

Rudy Giuliani dropped the legal brief he was reading when he walked by and saw what was happening.

-A vampire novel chapter 
written by Christopher 
Tuesday September 24th


  1. Judy Kim said,

    This is insanely true: “‘I hope I’m not interrupting the filming of some new type of reality TV show scheduled for the family viewing time slot,”’Dracul remarked as he untied her.” The photo is so bizarre😳!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, the way TV networks are going, I can see them putting on a reality TV show with scenes like this during family viewing hour.

      When Paddy Chayevsky’s movie Network came out in 1976 showing the future of television, people thought it was outrageous satire.

      40 years later, everything Chayevsky visualized for television is mainstream television programming.

      • Judy Kim said,

        I remember when there was a family viewing time, (profanity was bleeped over and sex/violence was shown at Prime time hours in the evening only). Now there’s overt sexuality, profanity, extreme violence at any time of the day. Even the “children’s shows” are often sexually creepy. There’s a show on free Pluto tv which plays funny YouTube clips of cats, one clip shows a cat sensually licking a banana with obvious sexual innuendos, (this is a show that seems safe for kids to watch but nope). Many other examples, media is purposefully doing this.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, it’s sad that the contemporary entertainment industry wants to destroy what little remains of childhood innocence in the world.

  2. Hyperion said,

    A smashing good performance with this blog. We are well on our way to forming the Triumvirate Idiocracy. Once the US, UK, and Canada coalesce into a global idiocracy, the rest of the stragglers will fall into line. We can save a lot of money by deposing the government and just using the idiotic justice department to handle all political decisions. Congress passes a law in the Senate to regulate pollution and some judge in the Baffin Islands paid by Antifa donations strikes it down because it is irrelevant to the improvement of synthetic marijuana. And it will make a lot of sense to all those San Francisco citizens trying to find a clean area on the sidewalk to take a dump.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I think you’ve definitely hit the nail on the head, Daniel.

      And the late Chief Justice William Morrow was the father of Jack Morrow my best friend in University.

      When Jack first told me what his father had once said, I didn’t know what to make of it at the time.

      But now in 2019, it has become overwhelmingly apparent.

      No legislature or government can pass any law any more without some pot smoking judge throwing it out and the bill lands in some spot on a Beelzebub Fan Club dumping on the sidewalk.

      • Hyperion said,

        A prophecy often comes true when the context is finally realized. Buffoonery is the cornerstone of our Idiocracy. He saw it all those years ago.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, he did.

        He used logic and deductive reasoning something foreign to most people.

      • Hyperion said,

        Such an incredibly rare gift. Only Sherlock Holmes had such a gift. While Sherlock madtered logic and deductive reason, his twin sister masyered a riding crop with a strong right arm.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        And Sherrielock’s right arm helps beat the imbecility out of people.

      • Hyperion said,

        Such a lovely sound imbecility makes when Sherrielock puts that strong right arm to it. Whackity whackity whack whack!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        The strong riding crop of reason applied to the buttocks of imbecility.

        As Bela Lugosi would say, “What music they make.”

      • Hyperion said,

        Waaaa haaaaa haaaaa! I have to create an appropriate political meme for this quote. It’s priceless. 😂

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, I can just picture the photo you’d use to accompany the meme. 😂

        It might make for a good contemporary Taoist quote of the day with accompanying picture.

      • Hyperion said,

        By George III, I think that’s a brilliant idea! I’ll post it as soon as I find an appropriate image.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Looking forward to it. 😀

      • Hyperion said,

        It’s my top priority now. 😂

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,


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