Boris Johnson, Benjamin Netanyahu and The Aztec Vampire Princess Qonzilqointec

September 25, 2019 at 10:49 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

Boris Johnson, Benjamin Netanyahu and The Aztec Vampire Princess Qonzilqointec 

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson had to return to the Westminster House of Commons today after Britain’s Supreme Court ruled yesterday that his proroguing Parliament for 5 weeks was illegal.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield the United Kingdom’s Deputy Secretary In Charge of Geopolitical Intelligence Gathering (and therefore a member of Johnson’s cabinet) was giving his friend Amadeus Emanon a run down of today’s parliamentary brawls and name calling.

“The Opposition needless to say,” but Renfield said it anyway, “acted like so much braying asses. It seemed that Labour MPs, Liberal Democratic MPs and Scottish Nationalist Party MPs were having a contest to see who could do the best facial impersonation of Swedish teen climate activist Grumpy Greta Thunberg. Simon Cowell would have had a hard time trying to judge a winner. Labour MPs were trying to outdo U.S. Democratic Presidential candidate Joe Biden in showing signs of advanced senility. The Scottish Nationalist Party showed why Scottish independence was so overwhelmingly rejected in the 2014 referendum as the Scots no doubt didn’t want this gang of bozos to be the leaders of their independent nation. The British Liberal Democrats looked like walking advertisements for the Before pictures in posters for an Enema Relief Medical Clinic. It made one wish this was the Taiwanese Parliament where one could use one’s fists and knock the living daylights out of one’s opponents.”

. . .

Meanwhile in Israel, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was having a telephone conversation with his most ardent supporter in the deep state of the Mossad intelligence service the operative known as Star of Azazel.

“Now that the country’s President Reuvin Rivlin has asked me to stay on as Prime Minister and given me first shot at trying to form a coalition government in the state,” Netanyahu drank a glass of wine in celebration, “I hope you will proceed to do everything possible in ensuring that certain external circumstances outside the country will emerge in such a way as to get other parties to support me when Israel is faced with such a dire external threat.”

Star of Azazel put aside the book of Kabbalistic black magic wizardry and sorcery he had been reading when Netanyahu called and looked at his guests Ares the Greek god of war, Thor the Norse god of thunder and Morrigan the Irish Celtic goddess of war who were in his living room.

“We’re working on that, Mr. Prime Minister,” Star of Azazel said before ending the phone call.

Azazel looked at Morrigan who was the most intelligent of the three deities present in the room.

“I’m sure more drones can be sent flying into Saudi Aramco oil refineries,” Morrigan smiled as she smoothed her dress, “and plenty of our agents in Foreign Affairs Ministries and Departments throughout the world can point fingers at Iran.”

Star of Azazel smiled and drank a toast, “Mazel Tov.”

. . .

The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec did an Irish jig when she completed dressing prior to going down to the UN General Assembly to give a speech on Climate Change.

“Global warming will definitely hit the UN tonight,” Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing said when he saw what she was wearing.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday September 25th


  1. Katherine said,

    No offence, Dracul Van Helsing but this lady looks more like the mother of the Aztec Vampire Princess Qonzilqointec and she must learn to wear something for her age.

    Have a great day ahead!

  2. shehannemoore said,

    I’d like to say it is a pity that the vampire princess don’t bite the bodger’s neck but then like his Moggy pal from the crypt we’d be even more stuck with him

  3. Jerry Brotherton said,

    Hey, no fair picking on Biden. Just because he can’t remember who he is, where he’s going, who he’s with or what year it is…doesn’t make him senile.

  4. Hyperion said,

    Egads! It appears the British Parliament has been infected by the same STD virus as the U.S. House of Representatives. That wench, Fancy Piglosi and her yoni egg, AOC, are clearly the typhoid Mary(s) of modern times. I do admire the Taiwanese for their acceptance of wall to wall political intercourse. How quickly minds are changed and the stars clearly seen when the iron fist of reason is applied to stalwart moronism. Only Sherrielock Holmes, the immortal dominatrix can save us now.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes the Taiwanese wall to wall political intercourse is somewhat different from Sen. Teddy Kennedy’s wall to wall sexual intercourse as he was showing the ropes to young interns.

      I believe AOC once worked as an intern to Senator Ted which may explain her advanced case of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.

      Good thing she never accepted a ride home from him- unless of course she had taken advanced swimming lessons.

      Love that line about “How quickly minds are changed and the stars clearly seen when the iron fist of reason is applied to stalwart moronism.”

      Definitely the slogan for our times.

      And that makes Sherrielock Holmes the heroine for our times.

      • Hyperion said,

        Ooohhh yes indeedy, my friend. The Democrats are known for their blue dress staining abilities. Ted took it a little too far and soaked the young intern’s dress too long with her still in it. And AOC, probably what saved her is the Democratic Grand Lecher of them all kicked the bucket before he could get AOC to agree to put on the traditional blue dress of initiation. She insisted on wearing a Sugar Madre thong which was a barrier to the teeny weenie Ted had to offer. I do subscribe to the ancient motto, spare the ass whoopin’ and spoil the politician. And thus we mourn every day that goes by without the clarifying autocracy of Sherrielock Holmes tomatoing the buns of Democracy or in our case here, Demonic Idiocracy.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Jimmy Carter said he was going to whip Teddy Kennedy’s ass during the 1980 Democratic Presidential primaries and he did with a little help from the Ayatollah Khomeini in Iran holding all those U.S. diplomats hostage.

        But that didn’t have the same effect on Teddy as a good bun tomatoing from Sherrielock.

        And Demonic Idiocy sums up the state of contemporary Democracy quite well.

      • Hyperion said,

        That is a great example of the difference between a real good bun tomatoing versus a tongue ladhing that ends up being a tongue licking. The difference is Sherrielock changes bad behavior throughthe pain value system. And let’s just be honest. A butt kissing feels good in a lot of ways and that only exacerbates the problem because the licked butt always goes back for more, where with the Sherrielock system, her pain value is high enough to cause the whipped butt to swear off pain and bad behavior instantly. So, it’s time for a little governmental beltline to form up on chair where Sherrielock is standing in those high boots, fishnet stockings, and tight leather skirt and get some bun warming on.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        As Sherrielock sings, “Say my name, say my name… “

      • Hyperion said,

        Monday, Tuesday, every day of the week days. Say my name, Say my name…ah, such fun memories of our blogoteer days.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        The buns were alive with the sound of saying names.

      • Hyperion said,

        Whackity, whackity, whack-whack!

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