Canadian Election Night and The Osiris-Pachamama Alliance

October 22, 2019 at 10:53 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Canadian Election Night and The Osiris-Pachamama Alliance

It was election night in Canada and Canadian New Democratic Party leader Jagmeet Singh had just finished his election speech.

Set Enterprises’ secret agent Harvey Tallbanger watched the speech on the large screen at Canadian Federal Liberal Party headquarters where Justin Trudeau was expected to put in an appearance in another 20 minutes to half an hour.

Trudeau had won the election albeit with a minority government.

Next up to speak was Canadian Conservative Party leader Andrew Scheer of Regina.

The leader of the Official Opposition.

As political convention dictated in Canada, Scheer as leader of the party having won the 2nd greatest number of seats in Parliament on Election Night would give his speech which would then be followed by Trudeau who won the greatest number of seats.

However 35 seconds into Scheer’s speech, the classless Justin Trudeau walked on stage and began his speech causing national television networks to immediately switch over from Scheer to the newly re-elected Prime Minister.

Never had such a protocol been broken before.

But it was typical of spoiled brat Justin Trudeau who seemed to have people outside Canada so totally mesmerized that even Barack Obama had endorsed the spoiled brat for Prime Minister.

Justin’s treatment of Scheer was so typical of all politicians from Quebec and their treatment of and total disdain for politicians who came from the Canadian prairie provinces.

Ever since the days of Justin’s pompous arrogant father Pierre Elliot Trudeau, it had been the attitude of all politicians from Quebec to treat the electorate and people of the Canadian prairie provinces with loathing and contempt.

Robbing the prairie provinces of their resource wealth so they could buy votes in their native province of Quebec.

Even Brian Mulroney who had been a Progressive Conservative and not a Liberal, being a politician from Quebec, he naturally treated the people of the Canadian prairie provinces with disdain.

In some ways Mulroney had been even a bigger asshole towards the people of the Canadian prairie provinces than Pierre Elliot Trudeau had been.

And now Justin was following in the footsteps of his father and all recent politicians from Quebec.

The following morning the Alberta independence website Westxit (which had 2000 likes by the time of Election Day) suddenly climbed overnight to 200,000 likes after Justin Trudeau had metaphorically shit over the people of the Canadian prairie provinces.

When Justin Trudeau had finished his speech, he walked off stage where he immediately had a cream pie thrown in his face by Harvey Tallbanger.

. . .

The Egyptian god Osiris was pleased by recent happenings at the Vatican and throughout Europe.

Osiris had in the past year formed an alliance with the Amazon rainforest and Andean Mountain indigenous earth mother goddess Pachamama.

Pachamama, unlike her earth mother goddess equivalents in the Ancient Greek and Egyptian pantheons, was an earth mother goddess who required blood sacrifices.

Most of the time, it was poor llamas and poor little guinea pigs who were sacrificed to Pachamama by her priests and priestesses.

Pachamama definitely wasn’t a member of GETA (Goddesses For The Ethical Treatment of Animals).

On occasion, she also required human sacrifice.

But that was no big deal, Osiris thought.

So did most liberal progressive Democratic governors of U.S. states.

And Osiris’ good friend Pope Francis had started off this month’s Pan-Amazonia Synod at the Vatican by having an Amazon female shaman lead an outdoor ritual in the Vatican gardens in which everybody bowed down to idols of Pachamama.

Afterwards the idols of Pachamama were then put in front of an altar in the Catholic Church of Santa Maria del Traspontina.

This past Sunday October 21st a group of Amazon Synod leaders led by the pro-Communist Brazilian Cardinal Claudio Hummes held a ceremony in the Catacombs of Domitilla in which they re-enacted the signing of the Pact of the Catacombs.

The Pact of the Catacombs was a ceremony held by pro-Marxist Cardinals, bishops and priests back on November 16th 1965 towards the end of the 2nd Vatican Council in which they pledged loyalty to the spirit of revolution.

Now that pact would be renewed and Pachamama (who lived beneath the earth as a dragon bathed in fire and who shapeshifted into a woman above the earth) would then be accepted as the spirit of the coming revolution.

The Pact of The Catacombs was renewed by the Amazon Synod leaders.

A day later, a group of traditional Catholics entered the Church of Santa Maria del Traspontina, removed 5 Pachamama idols and then took them outside and cast them into the Tiber River.

Claudio Cardinal Hummes threw a hippy hissy fit in response.

But for now Osiris was happy.

He was sure that he would soon become the Pharaoh of Europe after a papally blessed inter-religious ceremony would be held on the border between Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland this coming Halloween that would forever bind the United Kingdom of Great Britain to the coming United States of Europe (foreseen and talked about by Leon Trotsky back in 1935) of which he Osiris would be the Pharaoh.

After all it looked like Boris Johnson and that odious Renfield R. Renfield’s efforts to pull Britain out of the EU before Halloween night would be a failure.

Osiris smiled.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday October 22nd
2019.

8 Comments

  1. David Redpath said,

    I understand Justin Trudeau is doing
    his best to put a brave face on it.
    If not a black face … 🙄

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, hopefully he won’t place a black face on it.

      Canada needs no more embarrassments on the world stage. 🤭

  2. David Redpath said,

    With the state of play in the U.S.A.
    I think Canada has nothing really
    to worry about. Especially when it
    comes to golf ⛳ 🦅

  3. annieasksyou said,

    What’s the deal with sacrifices demanded by liberal Democratic governors in the US? Pls explain.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I’m pro-life which is why I could never be a Democrat in U.S. politics.

      Although the Republicans are pro-life in name only.

      Which is why I’d be an independent.

      • annieasksyou said,

        I understand and respect your position. I find this one of the toughest issues. Ultimately, I come down on the pro-choice side because women have always undergone abortions, and they will continue to do so. The question is whether wealthy women will continue to have access to safe abortions, while poor women face situations that may kill them—and have done so. I think this most private decision should be made between a woman and her doctor, with spiritual advisor and partner depending on circumstances.
        I hope you don’t mind my providing this link. I’m not trying to change your mind, but I think the piece captures well the complexity of the issue.

        https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/22/opinion/abortion-clinic-doctor.amp.html

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I’ll certainly take a look.at it.

        Since I’m not a materialist and believe in the existence of the spiritual, I think that things that are done in the material realm that are bad, this gives greater power to evil spiritual entities to influence the material realm.

        And I think pre-planned killing of any kind whether of the pre-born or those already born causes an evil to spread in society.

        The evil of slavery led to a civil war in the U.S. in the first 80 years of its existnce.

        I think the evil of abortion is one of the central causes of hatred and uncivil civil discourse in the U.S..today.

        But since this is somethg that is not clearly visible to the physical eye, it can’t easily be discerned especially by those in today’s media and entertainment industry.

        Much of the western world is either consumed by greed or lust or both and most people of all sides on the political spectrum can’t see that.

        People on the right seem to be consumed by greed.

        People on the left by lust.

        And this has led to widespread evil of which abortion happens to be one of many.

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