Hillary Clinton’s Neo-McCarthyism and Russian Assets Under Every Mattress

October 23, 2019 at 10:57 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Hillary Clinton’s Neo-McCarthyism and Russian Assets Under Every Mattress

Former U.S. President Bill Clinton was at his laptop in his living room looking at the website Nubile Young Babes when he suddenly noticed his wife former U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton flying in on her broomstick out the window.

Bill quickly moved over to the New York Times website where he pretended to be highly engrossed in an article on geothermal engineering and technology.

“How did all your TV interviews go today, dear?” Bill asked Hillary as she came strolling through the door with her broomstick.

“Wonderful,” Hillary smiled as she removed toads and snakes out of her boots, “I had a blast telling everyone that Tulsi Gabbard was a Russian asset.”

“Good for you, dear,” Bill commented as he tried to visualize what Tulsi Gabbard would look like in a blue dress.

“Even BBC interviewed me,” Hillary turned on the TV by wrinkling her nose instead of using the remote, “I wonder if that interview is on yet.”

Hillary wrinkled her nose again and the channel switched to BBC World News.

Rather than Hillary, it was British MP Renfield R. Renfield the UK’s Deputy Foreign Secretary In Charge of Geopolitical Intelligence Gathering being interviewed.

“Moving across the pond to the question of U.S. politics, Mr. Renfield,” the interviewer inquired, “Why do you think Hillary Clinton has it in for Hawaii Rep. Tulsi Gabbard and is calling her a Russian asset?”.

“Because Tulsi who has actually fought in a war unlike Hillary or her husband Bill,” Renfield replied, “knows that going into war is no laughing matter.”

Hillary cackled at Renfield’s response.

“And of course Hillary is part of the perpetual regime change war machine that dominates Washington D.C. in both parties Republican and Democrat,” Renfield went on, “and Tulsi wants to end this insane U.S. policy of perpetual war. Better to spend the U.S. budget on programs that benefit the American people such as better health care and education.”

“What hogwash!” Hillary commented as she bathed her pet pig Beelzebub in a tub of water.

“But still Tulsi is not that high up in the poll ratings is she?” The BBC interviewer asked, “Why would Hillary consider the representative from Hawaii a threat to Washington DC’s perpetual regime change war machine?”.

“Well of course the polls that the establishment media such as CNN, The New York Times and The Washington Post drone on and on about show Tulsi not doing well,” Renfield agreed, “but one of the very few areas where I’m actually in agreement with Donald Trump is in referring to these establishment media outlets as fake news. Those polls that show Tulsi doing well they ignore as does the DNC (Democratic National Commitee). This past summer after the debate in which Tulsi Gabbard ko’d Kamala Harris out of the U.S. Democratic Presidential race, many polls showed up putting Tulsi Gabbard in first place. So of course the establishment media ignored those polls and the DNC immediately changed the rules of which polls they follow to decide who’d participate in the next round of presidential debates. They didn’t want the Establishment’s preferred candidate Sen. Elizabeth Warren to be ko’d by Tulsi Gabbard so they kept Tulsi out of the next rounds of debates save of course this last one which Tulsi had considered boycotting because of the DNC’s manipulations.”

“So in your opinion, Elizabeth Warren is the Democratic Party establishment’s preferred candidate?” The interviewer asked.

“Yes, Sen. Elizabeth Warren whom Trump once referred to as Pocahontas,” Renfield nodded, “Speaking of which just the other day I happened to run into the ghost of Captain John Smith who’s on temporary dispensational leave from Purgatory. And Captain John Smith’s ghost addressing this very subject said, “I knew Pocahontas. I was a friend of Pocahontas. Sen. Elizabeth Warren is no Pocahontas.” So there’s a different perspective for you.”

The BBC interviewer helped himself to a stiff shot of whisky after Renfield’s last remark and continued, “And you think Tulsi is still doing well in other polls? And this is why Secretary Clinton is attacking her and calling her a Russian asset?”.

“I do,” Renfield nodded again, “You have to understand that there’s really only one political party in the United States of America. A political party that I call the Perpetual War, Sleaze, Corruption and Pedophilia Party. And this Perpetual War, Sleaze, Corruption and Pedophilia Party happens to be made up of two wings. A left wing called the Democrats. And a right wing called the Republicans. But it’s all devoted to one and the same cause- promoting perpetual war, sleaze, corruption and pedophilia. And the good warmongering Hillary Clinton will attack anybody who stands outside that cause such as Tulsi Gabbard.”

Hillary coughed up numerous flies and locusts with scorpion tails at Renfield’s last remark, “That Renfield must be a Russian asset himself. Where does he get off saying that there really is only one political party in the U.S. the Perpetual War, Sleaze, Corruption and Pedophilia Party?”.

“I have no idea, dear,” Bill answered who was thinking about the numerous times he had flown down to Florida with Jeffrey Epstein on his private plane.

“I’m so angry, I’m going to order myself a pizza,” Hillary picked up her mobile phone and phoned a pizza place that was noted for not making very good pizza.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday October 23rd


  1. Shreya Sukrity said,

    Wow… After so many days I read your post, and I felt really active…

  2. Jennifer Vasquez said,

    Yep, I’ve heard some pretty distasteful things about that pizza place…

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, you’re so right, Jennifer.

      Very distateful what can be ordered through that pizza place. 😰😱😨

  3. David Redpath said,

    By coincidence, Chris, Uncle Ernie
    is more a Russian ass, than asset.
    His parents were both Russian spys,
    who were assigned by the KGB to be
    deep sleeper agents here in Australia
    during the Cold War. They were so
    good at being sleeper agents, they
    totally forget what they were here for.
    So Uncle Ernie’s real name is Ernesto Tupoy-zhopa. His mother had
    a thing for Ernesto Che Guevara, and
    Ernest Hemingway. Anyway, I think his
    parents got forgotten about by their
    KGB bosses. Or they just wanted to
    get rid of them (the Uncle Ernie apple
    didn’t fall far from the tree).
    So Uncle Ernie is following in his parents footsteps as a deep sleeping Russia ass.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      That is valuable to know, David.

      We must know where these deep sleeping Russian asses are so we can let deep sleeping Russian asses lie.

      No doubt advice that Uncle Ernie’s defense lawyer gives him prior to taking the witness stand. πŸ€₯

      • David Redpath said,

        Uncle Ernie has been well trained
        at lying through his denture. By no
        other than Lawyer X. When she was
        recently cross-examined at the
        Australian Royal Commission into
        Police Corruption, and asked if she
        had ever had sex with Uncle Ernie
        (a client at the time), she replied,
        ” I never lie under an oaf !”.
        Turns out she was a police informer
        the whole time she was Uncle Ernie’s
        lawyer. May help to explain why he’s
        done so much prison time πŸ€”

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Lawyer X obviously didn’t want any genetic chromosomes upset by Uncle Ernie causing singer Roger Whittaker to pose the question, Will the last word ever spoken be Y?

      • David Redpath said,

        “I’ll see your two X’s,
        and raise you my Y.”
        ~Uncle Ernie . . .
        Whilst playing a friendly game
        of strip poker with Lawyer X,
        who was serving on the bench
        at the time.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        No wonder they put blindfolds on the statue of Lady Justice. 😨

  4. Jeff Lopez said,

    That is valuable knowledge!! thanks for share

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