The Headless Horseman’s Halloween

October 31, 2019 at 10:58 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

The Headless Horseman’s Halloween

Friedrich Wotan Wiesbaden the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow was sitting in a booth in the lounge in the Saint James Court Hotel in London along with his zombie black horse Bucephalus Reborn.

Both had managed to escape last night from the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s pet attack cat Nefertiti Galore by running down a back alley.

The alley was then blown up by an Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi impersonator who whimpered like a dog and then detonated a suicide vest.

Nefertiti Galore managed to dodge the falling rubble and then went around the corner and had a plate of Fish and Chips at a nearby Fish and Chips shop.

The Headless Horseman and his horse went from the back alley (now blocked by rubble at the street entrance) through the back door of a professional live theatre where they joined the cast of Shakespeare’s Richard III in taking a bow and a curtain call at the end of their performance.

One of the actresses remarked to the actor who played Richard III, “It looks like your horse arrived a little too late.”

The actor who played Richard III remarked to the Headless Horseman, “I’d have given you my kingdom if you had arrived a little sooner.”

The impromptu remarks were met with vigorous applause from the audience.

The Headless Horseman and Bucephalus Reborn then walked to the Saint James Court Hotel where they had booked a room for a couple of nights.

Now they were spending Halloween having drinks in the lounge and dancing with costumed patrons.

Someone dressed as a Vatican Cardinal entered the lounge.

“Authentic costume,” remarked the Headless Horseman who had borrowed a jack o’ lantern pumpkin from the hotel kitchen and put it on his shoulders so he could see.

“I really am a Vatican Cardinal,” answered Samhain Cardinal Salaman, “My flight to the Irish border has been delayed. I was supposed to perform the ancient Celtic Druidic Mass of Samhain this evening on the Irish border between north and south between 11:30 PM and 11:59 PM to forever bind the United Kingdom to the European Union so the whole continent can be under the Egyptian god Osiris when he becomes Pharaoh of the coming United States of Europe. Osiris, Maitreya the Himalayan serpent and golden cobra High King of Ireland are expecting me as are the demons Baal and Baphomet, the High Queen of Ireland who is the resurrected Egyptian Queen Cleopatra and no doubt Yaldabaoth the infamous intoxicated leprechaun who sleeps on the border.”

“Wow, well sit down and have a drink and drown your sorrows,” Friedrich ordered him a drink.

Buchephalus Reborn managed to drink both the Headless Horseman and the Vatican Cardinal under the table.

The Vatican Cardinal missed his next available flight.

And so the Celtic Druidic Mass was not said.

Allowing Britain a brief reprieve from the coming United States of Europe.

-A vampire novel chapter 
written by Christopher
Thursday October 31st

One of the many beautiful women in the Saint James Court Hotel Lounge lucky enough to dance with the horse Bucephalus Reborn.


  1. David Redpath said,

    That Bucephalus is a dark horse 🎠

  2. Dawn Renee said,

    I can hear it now: right-hind, right-fore, pause, left-hind, left-fore…and we have the clippety-clop of drunken hooves as Buchephalus Reborn dances a comedic jig in a Dance of Death (of sorts). haha

  3. Hyperion said,

    Herr Weisbaden has lost his head over all that merry making. Of course, business as usual for the Cardinal. I do hope later we won’t be hearing the horrid details of Bucephalus Reborn’s abuse by the Cardinal. Just once, I’d like to think something bad didn’t happen with a drunk cardinal dancing around.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Samhain Cardinal Salaman is straight which is something rare for a Cardinal these days.

      Unfortunately there are no straight shooters among the WordPress gremlins as I didn’t receive any notification that anybody had commented on this blog until Chocoviv commented today.

      I came here and saw a whole bunch of people had commented on it.

      • Hyperion said,

        WordPress does it’s best to keep bloogers from getting too overjoyed with their service.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, they’re doing an excellent job of that.

        Here’s what a WordPress blogger feels about their service: 🥵

  4. draculauren said,

    Did Buchephalus also dine on some Cardinal brains?

  5. Chocoviv said,

    Oh wow!

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