Agathor and Magog Meet In London
Agathor and Magog Meet In London
Having visited their respective constituencies, former British Conservative Party MP Agathor Christie and former British Labour Party MP Magog Rhys Petley met up again in London.
The two former MPs (of different political parties) had formed a private eye business together in the British capital after their respective defeats in the 2017 UK General Election.
Now that a December election was looming this year, both men decided to try their luck at getting back into Parliament.
Not that it would be an easy task as the 2 British Transhumanist Party candidates who had defeated them- Renfield R. Renfield in Tewkesbury In The Cotswolds (who took out Agathor) and the Welsh vampiress Morgana in the Welsh constituency of Newbridge (who took out Magog) were extremely popular among their constituents heading into the next election campaign.
Still as Count Dracula said when he went to sleep in his coffin the night he would end up being slain by Dr. Abraham Van Helsing, “Never say die.”
Thus proving there was a definite disparity between words and action.
“So, how’s it going, Agathor?” Magog asked his Conservative friend.
“Good, good,” Agathor answered.
Silence.
“And how’s it going, Magog?” Agathor inquired of his Labour friend.
“Good, good,” Magog answered.
Silence again.
“Well, nice seeing you again, Magog,” Agathor finished his beer and stood up to leave.
“You too, Agathor,” Magog likewise finished his beer and stood up to leave.
The two shook hands and went back to their respective London lodgings.
“What a waste of time that meeting seemed to have been,” a British Liberal Democratic MP said to a small talking peregrine falcon who claimed to be a reincarnation of the Egyptian god Horus.
“I agree,” said Horus who was busy looking at the way his eye was depicted on the back of the U.S. One Dollar bill that lay on the table.
The Egyptian jackal headed god Anubis who was sitting at a corner table (and watching the Liberal Democratic Party MP with the talking peregrine falcon who claimed to be the reincarnation of Horus) finished his beer and thought to himself, “I better go and tell Dad that the spirit of his nephew Horus might be possessing the body of a peregrine falcon.”
He went to tell his father the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set the news.
Meanwhile Agathor Christie had returned to his London lodgings and was having pleasant dreams.
He dreamed he was down in Mexico where he was meeting Señorita Dulcinea del Toboso the love of Don Quixote’s life.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday November 6th
2019.
Dracul Van Helsing 
David Redpath said,
November 7, 2019 at 1:06 am
Another election, come
referendum, on Brexit!?
It must be fun to be a
voting age English man,
or woman. . . or transhuman.
Will Boris get the measure
of that antisemite, red raggin’
Jeremy Corbyn? 🤔
Dracul Van Helsing said,
November 7, 2019 at 3:31 pm
That’s an excellent question, David.
No doubt Churchill’s ghost is wondering, will an anti-semitic Iron Curtain descend across the United Kingdom? 🤔
David Redpath said,
November 7, 2019 at 7:19 pm
Yes … Will Boris be locked up in
an Iron Maiden, after a short fling
. . . of being the Kingpin?
Or will Comrade Corbyn be duly
thrown in the Tower for fermenting
an anti-brexit revolution? 🤔
Dracul Van Helsing said,
November 7, 2019 at 8:08 pm
Stay tuned for the December 2019 UK election for the revealing answer. 🧐
annieasksyou said,
November 7, 2019 at 6:29 pm
“There was a definite disparity between words and actions.” I think you’re on to something huge with that observation.
annieasksyou said,
November 7, 2019 at 6:29 pm
“There was a definite disparity between words and actions.” I think you’re on to something huge with that observation.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
November 7, 2019 at 8:06 pm
I think so, Annie. 😃