NATO Summit London

December 3, 2019 at 10:27 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

NATO Summit London

Donald Trump and French President Emmanuel Macron met and wrestled with one another.

Macron asked, “What’s the purpose of NATO? There is no purpose to NATO. The Cold War has been over for almost 30 years.”

Trump responded, “We have new enemies. China is the new enemy.”

The Donald mentioned this even as he was placing an order for Chinese food on his Huawei smart phone.

Then at 10 Downing Street, Boris Johnson hosted a dinner meeting with Emmanuel Macron, Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan and German Chancellor Angela Merkel.

Macron and Erdogan then got into a wrestling match over NATO.

“NATO is brain dead,” said Macron.

“On the contrary, you’re brain dead,” Erdogan responded, “for not knowing what a terrorist is.”

“What is a terrorist?” Angela Merkel asked as she applied pancake makeup and a maple syrup facial cream mask to her face.

“Anybody of Kurdish ancestry,” Erdogan answered as he held the French leader in a choke hold.

“Who am I going to wrestle with?” Angela Merkel asked Boris Johnson as Erdogan and Macron continued to wrestle with one another on the kitchen table knocking over plates and dishes.

Boris Johnson said he was going to step outside for a moment in an effort to avoid wrestling with Angela Merkel.

As Johnson stepped outside 10 Downing Street, a reporter asked him, “Mr. Johnson, how many children do you have?” which was a question the British Prime Minister was recently asked in a BBC TV interview.

“I don’t know how many children I have,” Johnson answered angrily which was the same response he gave the BBC interviewer.

“Now there’s a frightening thought,” the vampiress Mei-ling Manchu remarked to British MP Renfield R. Renfield as they were sitting in a 2nd floor office at 10 Downing Street, “Boris Johnson has done it so many times with different women, he doesn’t know how many children he’s had.”

“That is a frightening thought,” Renfield admitted as his hair started to stand on end.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday December 3rd


  1. annieasksyou said,

    Good grief! Poor Renfield was Johnsonized by that scary thought. But it could have been worse: he might have been trumpified…

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, being Trumpified is definitely worse, Annie. 😂

    • Jessica said,

      Trumpified… 😂😂😂

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That’s a combination of being Trump and mummified. 😂😂😂

      • Jessica said,

        Yes, I figured. Its brilliant combination 😂

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        They may make a movie with Tom Cruise and the ghost of Boris Karloff called The Trummy. 😂

      • Jessica said,

        😂 Seriously? That sounds hilarious! 😂

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        No, I’m just being funny and letting my imagination run wild on me. 😂

        Although, The Trummy does sound like a hilarious film.

        Trump is wrapped in mummy wrappings and buried in the desert.

        Then an archaeologist finds his tomb and after smoking a bunch of cannabis, reads aloud a resurrection spell from the Egyptian Book of The Dead.

        Then Trump’s mummy comes to life- with his toupee and all. 😂

      • Jessica said,

        Oh nice! I can see it haha 😀 I really can ❤ I know you were letting your imagination take over that's why I found it hilarious 😂

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Thank you. 🥰

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