Trump Blasts “Two-Faced” Trudeau

December 4, 2019 at 10:57 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Spy Tales, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

Trump Blasts “Two-Faced” Trudeau

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was sitting in a lounge in a London hotel and discussing the day’s NATO Summit events with his friends Mei-ling Manchu, Amadeus Emanon and Angelique Dumont.

“So I see Donald Trump, while he was in a press conference meeting with Angela Merkel this morning,” Amadeus bit into his nut spread and sauerkraut sandwich, “said that Justin Trudeau was “two-faced”. What do you think of that description of the Canadian Prime Minister?”.

“Well, I suppose, since Justin Trudeau occasionally wears blackface,” Renfield answered, “Being “two-faced” might be an accurate description.”

“Doesn’t he also wear brown face and a turban when he’s pretending to be Aladdin’s genie?” Angelique Dumont inquired.

“And a green face when he’s pretending to be a Martian to impress giggling teen-aged pot smoking desert cactus girls?” Mei-ling Manchu added.

“I think Trump was angry because Justin Trudeau made fun of him in what the Canadian Prime Minister thought was a private conversation between himself, Boris Johnson, Emmanuel Macron and the Dutch Prime Minister at last night’s NATO banquet reception hosted by Her Majesty the Queen at Buckingham Palace, wasn’t he?” Amadeus downed his Earl Grey tea.

“Could be,” Renfield nodded, “although Set Enterprises’ secret agent Harvey Tallbanger reports that a man wearing blackface and a turban was seen walking on the terrace outside Melania Trump’s bedroom last night. And Harvey said Melania this morning left her room smiling like the Mona Lisa.”

“Like a moth to a flame eh?” Mei-ling quipped in reference to the U.S. First Lady’s fashion faux-pas at the Buckingham Palace reception last night.

“Speaking of flames, is the pot smoking desert cactus plant Strawberry Fields Forever going to be returned to Justin Trudeau?” Amadeus asked.

“Apparently not,” Renfield shook his head, “Set Enterprises is still worried about the threat posed to Strawberry Fields Forever’s life by Xi Jinping’s death edict written in medieval Imperial Mandaran – a scroll that Sydney Australia based billionaire Mr. Inn Lu was able to translate. And security on the Trudeau estate in Ottawa is pretty lax seeing as how it’s overseen by Sheriff Stonedwall Jackman the pot-smoking sheriff of the mystical hippy commune village of Calypso’s Bosom. Therefore Set Enterprises is moving Strawberry Fields Forever to the safety of a jazz cafe on the island of Spitsbergen. They don’t think that PRC Ministry of State Security operatives will want to freeze their asses off on an assassination mission in Spitsbergen.”

“From what I know of PRC Ministry of State Security operatives, that assessment is probably correct,” Mei-ling Manchu nodded.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday December 4th


  1. Hyperion said,

    Justin Truedope just can’t resist joking about the GOO. Anyone that smokes as much dope as Truedope can see the humor in the oddest things and anyone that wears a red spider monkey toupee and spray paints their skin orange to match their hairdo quite naturally would collect a lot of guffaws. Poor Melania tho, she is so used to dressing for Kremlin affairs, she wasn’t prepared for the British style.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      ROTFLMFAO ! , Daniel.

      That’s a great summing up of the NATO 70th Anniversary Summit in London.

      The CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Corporation whom more intelligent Canadians call by what it really stands for- Canadian Bolshevik Corporation) should hire you as a commentator for covering foreign summits.

      The CBC might then get higher ratings than the current 2% of the Canadian population who actually watch them (it’s a good thing they’re a government owned and publicly run TV network- otherwise they’d have gone bankrupt years ago).

      Because the current CBC commentators are a bunch of politically correct leftist windbags who suffer from the grandiose delusion that their opinion actually matters and people actually care about what they have to say.

      • Hyperion said,

        LoL! That 2% watching are just other CBC employees, Truedope, and Strawberry Fields Forever the cannabis addicted cactus. πŸ˜‚πŸ’¨

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I strongly suspect that’s what the 2% are. πŸ˜‚

      • Hyperion said,

        Fun with statistics πŸ˜‚

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Where the numbers are cooked with cannabis oil. πŸ˜‚

      • Hyperion said,

        Ha ha ha ha! I’m sure the Dems and AOC will be on that accounting technique soon if not already.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Undoubtedly. πŸ˜€

  2. Jessica said,

    Justin Truedope have to learn to be more discreet. But then again, that would be against his last name. I just realized it πŸ˜‚
    Oh… strawberry fields forever is an elite 😁

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      That’s right, Jessica. πŸ˜‚

      For Truedope to be more discreet would go against his last name. 🀣

      And Strawberry Fields Forever is one elite cactus plant all right. πŸ˜€

  3. David Redpath said,

    I have some reliable information, from
    our London based ASIO operative,
    regarding that yellow Valentino coat
    Melania Trump wore to the Nato get
    together at Buckingham Palace.
    Apparently it was specifically designed
    so that Justin Trudeau could be hidden
    inside it, doing who knows what, without
    anyone else noticing. Not the Queen,
    and not Donald Trump it would seem.
    But it does explain the smile on Mrs.
    Trump’s face 😁

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