Qonzilqointec On A December Night In The British Capital

December 12, 2019 at 11:14 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , )

Qonzilqointec On A December Night In The British Capital

The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec was staying overnight at a hotel in London.

She had spent the past few weeks in Austria.

Soon she would be flying back home to Mexico City.

Early this morning she had woken up in her sleep to discover that locks of her dark hair were being painted golden blonde by someone.

She turned the light on and thought she saw a small teddy bear running away.

She was unable to book an appointment with a hairstylist to get her locks coloured back to her natural colour as most people were booking appointments at this time of year to look their best for Christmas parties.

So Qonzilqointec was attending aΒ 
small Christmas party with locks of her hair still coloured a golden blonde.

The Aztec vampiress watched as the Australian High Commissioner to London approached her.

“Did you take a look out the window?” The Commissioner asked her, “There seems to be a white wolf with blue eyes and a black jaguar with silver eyes circling around the building.”

“Well, then this building is secure and well protected then,” Qonzilqointec smiled.

“I’ve heard reports from various British government sources that Prince Andrew the Duke of York was recently bitten by a white wolf with blue eyes and scratched by a black jaguar with silver eyes,” the Australian High Commissioner noted, “that’s why the Prince hasn’t been seen in public lately.”

“I thought it was to avoid lawyers’ subpoenas,” Qonzilqointec finished her drink.

“That too probably,” the High Commissioner acknowledged.

Qonzilqointec looked out the window and noticed the blue-eyed white wolf and silver-eyed black jaguar circling the building.

She left the small gathering and joined the two animals outside.

The three walked back to Qonzilqointec’s hotel.

-A vampire novel chapterΒ 
written by Christopher
Thursday December 12th


  1. David Redpath said,

    A reversal of royal fortune.
    Randy Andy kissed, and then
    pawed, by alpha predators 😎

  2. David Redpath said,

    That Huawei spell check again,
    Chris. I wrote ‘predators’.
    Can U fix so it makes sense βœ”οΈ

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, I thought you meant predators.

      Xi’s Black Dragon supernatural entity advisor obviously has your Huawei spell check under its influence.

      I’ve corrected it. βœ“

  3. David Redpath said,

    Yes, on that subject, Babylon Ho
    has asked me to hand back that
    Huawei P 30 Pro smart phone she
    gave me earlier this year. Something
    to do with her defection to Taiwan.
    But she’s promised to replace it
    with a HTC Wildfire X smart phone.
    Apparently she has some vital intel
    to pass on, but will only tell me once
    she’s placed a Wildfire in my pocket
    ( her terminology).
    It seems the Huawei wasn’t good at
    keeping secrets 🀫

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      No, Huawei doesn’t seem to be good at keeping secrets.

      I noticed pot inhaling Justin suffered his first House of Commons defeat in Ottawa when the Opposition parties banded together to vote to form a special committee to examine Canada’s China policy.

      Namely because Justin doesn’t really have a China policy.

      He goes where the wind, Trump’s flatulence and the pot smoke tells him to go.

      • David Redpath said,

        Like a couple of bulls in the China shop.
        Now that Babylon Ho has replaced
        my Huawei phone, with a Taiwanese
        made one, I can now divulge the fact
        that it was none other than Baby Ho
        who leaked all those top secret emails
        of Xi Jinping’s. She’s really enjoying
        watching the fireworks as the MSS,
        China’s Ministry of State Security,
        pulls the place apart trying to find
        out who did the leaking 😎
        (As usual, Dracul, don’t tell anyone).

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        As usual, David, my lips are sealed on this top secret matter. 😎

  4. Jessica said,

    The only thing running in my mind while reading is how jealous I am with Qonzilqointec, to look good in both black and blonde hair and then walk back with a jaguar and a wolf… so cool

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, if you walked down the street with a jaguar and a wolf in your neighbourhood, people would think you’re the coolest person on the block. πŸ˜€

      • Jessica said,

        True, but they will probably call the cops too thinking I’m into some shady business πŸ˜‚

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, they probably would. πŸ˜‚

  5. nitinsingh said,


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