Magical Mystery Tour

December 18, 2019 at 11:22 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Magical Mystery Tour

Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher was putting the final touches on the genetically created pot smoking desert cactus plant that he was designing for Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

Dr. Rocher had designed a previous genetically created pot smoking desert cactus plant for Canada’s Prime Minister that Justin had named Strawberry Fields Forever.

However that plant was cactusnapped by Chinese Ministry of State Security agents in retaliation for Canada’s arrest of Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou.

Strawberry Fields Forever was held in a re-education camp for transgendered Uighurs in the Xinjiang region of western China where he was tortured daily.

The plant was recently rescued by time travellers before it could be murdered on Xi Jinping’s orders.

It was now being held for safekeeping on the Norwegian island of Spitsbergen.

So a new pot smoking desert cactus plant was in the works for Canada’s Prime Minister.

Dr. Cadbury Rocher had tentatively named the new plant Magical Mystery Tour following in the tradition of Beatles titles suggested by the name of the original plant Strawberry Fields Forever.

However Dr. Rocher did not really have much to work with.

He had a slice of an individual cactus plant that was called Sutcac and was regarded as sacred by the Hopi peoples of Arizona.

However the slice (taken by Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s new head of Canadian national security Sheriff Stonedwall Jackman the sheriff of the mystical pot smoking hippy commune village of Calypso’s Bosom on British Columbia’s Sechelt Peninsula) wasn’t much to work with.

So Dr. Cadbury Rocher had asked an acquaintance of his the University of London botanist Dr. Henry Glendon to provide him with slices of his own unique plant collection to help in the creation of the Magical Mystery Tour.

Dr. Henry Glendon was currently walking towards his conservatory to get slices of some of his own cactus plants.

While walking towards his conservatory, the disembodied head of a Jesuit priest with a hook nose appeared to him.

The head of Pierre Teilhard de Chardin emitted hellish flames and in the Jesuit’s eyes burned mesmerizing Hell fire.

Dr. Henry Glendon was instantly hypnotized by the Jesuit’s eyes.

A diabolical voice spoke through the Jesuit’s lips.

When Dr. Henry Glendon (under the priestly head’s hypnotic influence) went to his conservatory, rather than select slices of cactus plants, he selected slices from the following varieties:

1) The Mariphasa plant – a plant that Dr. Henry Glendon’s great uncle Dr. Wilfred Glendon had discovered in Tibet 

2) A Venus fly trap

3) Pachamama’s Flower – A flower from the Andes Mountains of Peru that was sacred to the ancient Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama

Dr. Henry Glendon then drove to the Set Enterprises’ laboratory with the plant specimen slices to give to Dr. Cadbury Rocher.

The plant would definitely be a Magical Mystery Tour indeed.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday December 18th


  1. George F. said,

    You are way to prolific and hysterical to even keep up with! I’d like you to write your autobiography while you’re at it! That’s what I’m trying to do in a veiled mysterious way…new post up, and I’m really talking about my own experience in a narcissistic relationship! Mooohahahahaahhaa! Don’t tell anyone!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      As the man who was my best friend in University once said, if I wrote my autobiography, people would find my life more unbelievable than my vampire novels.

      My life is proof positive that truth is indeed stranger than fiction.

      • George F. said,

        Super intrigued now!!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I remember when strange things used to happen to me while I was living in Vancouver and I was telling Daniel about it in my emails, Daniel used to say that it was a good thing I didn’t write about my personal life in my blog or people would think I was writing a work of fiction.

        A work of fiction that I was trying to pass off as my real life when it really was my real life.

  2. David Redpath said,

    Sounds like something exciting is
    coming to take Justin Trudeau away.
    I hope he’s made a reservation 😎

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, I certainly hope so.

      Justin may be embarking on a mystical journey that will take him “to the Twilight Zone and beyond” (to paraphrase Buzz Lightyear). 😎

      • David Redpath said,

        Perhaps even to face
        the dark side of the Moon,
        to see if it’s black or brown 🤔

  3. Dracul Van Helsing said,

    And if it turns out to be green, then that ancient belief about the moon being made of green cheese may turn out to be true.🥦🧀🌚

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