Winter Solstice Cheer At The Clintons

December 21, 2019 at 10:55 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

Winter Solstice Cheer At The Clintons

Some friends of Bill and Hillary Clinton had dropped around their place for a Happy Winter Solstice Party.

After hanging their coats up and passing the statue of the ancient Roman god Saturn arm wrestling with the Persian Mithraic/Roman god Sol Invictus, the couple walked into the living room.

There on the living room floor was Hillary Clinton on all fours.

She had grown herself a pair of horns on her head as well as claws, paws and hooves on her feet and fangs and tusks on her teeth.

She was foaming at the mouth, “Tulsi Gabbard is a Russian asset, Tulsi Gabbard is a Russian asset…”
which she kept repeating over and over again.

“What’s the matter with Hillary?” One of the friends asked Bill.

“Well,” Bill explained, “She’s been like that ever since Hawaii Rep. Tulsi Gabbard voted Present but did not vote either Yes or No at the House of Representatives Congressional vote on Donald Trump’s impeachment earlier this week.”

“Jesus Christ said if you’re neither hot nor cold, if you’re lukewarm, then He would vomit you out of His mouth,” Hillary noted, “Therefore Tulsi, I vomit you out of my mouth.”

Hillary then spewed forth green pea soup in Linda Blair like Exorcist fashion out of her mouth.

“Now Hillary is comparing herself to Jesus Christ,” another friend noted.

“Which is proof positive that Hillary isn’t feeling well,” Bill nodded his head, “since usually she thinks of herself as superior to Jesus Christ.”

Then Bill added, “Which is exactly the same way some Republican Congressmen see Donald Trump. As superior to Jesus Christ.”

Outside the Lincoln Memorial in the Capitol, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln looked on sadly as the lights seemed to go out all over Washington DC.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday December 21st
2019.

14 Comments

  1. George F. said,

    Yeah, I think the lights are going out everywhere…

  2. Anonymole said,

    The end is nigh. Stock up on beef jerky and M&M’s.

  3. Judy Kim said,

    Beginning to end, I think this post is perfection. I love Lincoln’s sad presence to wrap up the scene.

  4. David Redpath said,

    I guess it’s true that people get
    the government they deserve
    … as no one deserves Hillary.
    Bill was about as much as the
    Ovary Orifice could take!

  5. David Redpath said,

    Oops! That dang spell check again.
    I meant … Oval Office, of course 😎

  6. Jessica said,

    “if you’re neither hot nor cold, if you’re lukewarm, then He would vomit you out of His mouth,” So true! I hate it when people say I wish to stay “neutral”, especially during a conflict/competition etc.

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