Christmas Sweater

December 22, 2019 at 11:31 pm (Christmas, Culture, Folklore, Humour, Poetry) (, , )

Christmas Sweater

And so one might ask, who and what did Santa Claus ride
Back in the day of the dinosaurs’ stride?
And now thanks to Christmas sweaters, it can be revealedΒ 
You can wear the sweater while, on the topic, keeping your lips sealed.

-A poem written by Christopher
Sunday December 22nd
2019.

20 Comments

  1. Anonymole said,

    Rudolph the Red Nosed Rex-Ride,
    Terrorized the neighborhood.
    When all the lizards mocked him,
    He trampled and he gobbled them good.

    When the asteroid descended,
    He tried to dig a tunnel to hide,
    But his puny arms were useless,
    Now archeologists honor Rex-Ride.

  2. Judy Kim said,

    πŸ¦–πŸŽ…πŸΌβ£οΈ

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you, Judy. πŸ¦–πŸŽ…πŸ»β£

      • Judy Kim said,

        You’re welcome, Christopher. Cool β€œugly” sweater!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        It is.

        I was born in Drumheller a Canadian city where lots of dinosaur skeletons and dinosaur bones are found.

        Its motto is the “Dinosaur Capital of the World”.

        So I always had a fondness to anything related to dinsaurs. πŸ¦•πŸ¦–

      • Judy Kim said,

        Cool, dinosaurs are fascinating. I liked the brontosaurus, now I think they changed the name but I like the old name better.πŸŒ΄πŸ¦•

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, I liked the old names better too.

        Brontosaurus, triceratops and stegosaurus were my favourites.

  3. annieasksyou said,

    Well, thank you, Christopher. I sheepishly admit that I had never seriously thought about what Santa Claus rode on before the evolution of reindeer.

  4. positivesideofcoin said,

    Merry Christmas β„πŸŽ„πŸŽ…πŸ””β„

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you. ❀

      Merry Christmas to you as well.β„πŸŽ„πŸŽ…πŸ»πŸ””β„

  5. David Redpath said,

    And aTyrannosaurus Christmas
    to you, Chris πŸŽ„πŸŽ…πŸ˜Ž

  6. Jessica said,

    πŸ˜‚ What a cute sweater! ❀

  7. Katherine said,

    Great post, you really brought a smile to my face.
    But I have to recognize I never thought about Santa and Dinosaurs in the same sentence πŸ˜….

    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

    πŸŒ²πŸŽ…πŸ₯³

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