Odin, Rudolphus The Fire-Breathing Reindeer and Baby Yoda

December 25, 2019 at 11:25 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

Odin, Rudolphus The Fire-Breathing Reindeer and Baby Yoda

Amadeus Emanon was listening to BBC World News on the radio.

BBC News Announcer: And in other news, Donald Trump’s personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani said that he’s currently investigating claims that Joe Biden as a 5-year-old participated in the surgical autopsy performed in Area 51 on the bodies of the ET grays who were killed in the UFO crash at Roswell New Mexico in 1947.
On the subject Donald Trump tweeted, @realDonaldTrump Go Rudy! #TheTruthIsOutThere

. . .

Peter Whitstable the man they called the Fox Mulder of Interpol was in Oslo, Norway.

He was looking at a photograph taken last night from a cliff in the Jotunheim Mountains of Norway.

Whitstable had text messaged the photo to an acquaintance of his Clive Reuel Staples a professor of Norse, Germanic and Anglo-Saxon Mythology at Oxford University.

He asked for help in identifying the figures in the photo.

Staples text messaged back that the figures were Rudolfus the Fire-Breathing Reindeer and Odin the King of the Norse gods.

Staples also informed Whitstable that Odin only rides Rudolfus the Fire-Breathing Reindeer when a major global conflict is about to break out.

Whitstable looked over at his assistant who was already turning the photo of Odin and Rudolphus the Fire-Breathing Reindeer into a Facebook meme.

. . .

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was over at the Set Enterprises laboratory to pick up Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher to drive him home for Christmas dinner.

Dr. Rocher was busy working on Magical Mystery Tour the new marijuana smoking desert cactus plant that he was developing for Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

Sitting in the back of the car, Dr. Rocher asked Renfield, “Did you ever see the 2004 Mel Gibson film The Passion of the Christ?”.

“I did,” Renfield answered.

“Do you remember that scene where the Devil played by Italian actress Rosalinda Celentano is carrying a very sinister looking baby?” Rocher asked.

“I do,” Renfield nodded.

“Have you noticed,” Dr. Rocher drew a sketch on a piece of paper, “that if you put bigger ears on that baby, how much it looks like Baby Yoda from the Star Wars Disney + television series The Mandalorian?”.

“Dr. Rocher,” Renfield looked back at the scientist, “Are you trying to tell me that Baby Yoda is the Devil’s child? The Antichrist?”.

“I am,” Dr. Rocher nodded.

Renfield drove the Set Enterprises’ scientist to the nearest hospital emergency ward fearing that Dr. Cadbury Rocher had inhaled way too much of Magical Mystery Tour’s exhaled pot smoke.

-A vampire novel chapterย 
written by Christopher
Wednesday December 25th
2019.

16 Comments

  1. Anonymole said,

    Freya dear, would you pass me that stein of chilled mead, me head is throbbin’ from last night’s frivolities.
    Your head ain’t be throbbin’ from the drink, my dear Odin, it be due to the cudgeling I give you after you be nuzzling them fair maidens ‘neath the mistletoe.
    Oh, woman, you know you be the only goddess for me.
    Come here you big lug, I’ll rub your wounded eye, sooth the pain.

  2. annieasksyou said,

    So Mel Gibson was the midwife to the Antichrist.
    Figures…

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I take it you’re not a big Mel Gibson fan, Annie.

      His films Braveheart, Apocalypso and The Passion of The Christ are among my favourite films.

  3. Dawn Renee said,

    I could see the musical scarabs giggling & dubbing the second-hand inhalation subject ‘Dr. Cadbury Roacher’.

  4. Jessica said,

    If Odin and Rudolf really looks like that and they came to wish me Merry Christmas, I think my Christmas will be traumatic..
    Got to watch that film to see if I can see baby Yoda haha ๐Ÿ˜€

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, my Christmas would have been traumatic as well, Jessica, if Odin and Rudolphus had come to visit me looking like that. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

      Yes, you can see Baby Yoda as the Devil’s child in that film. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

  5. David Redpath said,

    “Joe Biden was always a curious
    type of hunter, and collector, back
    in the days we spent together
    hunting buffalo on the Indian
    reservations. He was known as
    Bison Biden back then.”
    ~ Wild Bill Little Rock Hickok

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Oh yes, Wild Bill Little Rock Hickok
      The fastest draw in the Wild Wild West
      Left quite the stain on Monica’s blue dress.

  6. David Redpath said,

    Actually, what ย Dr. Cadbury Rocherย 
    is saying makes a lot of sense, Chris.
    I’ve long suspected that Aubrey O’Day
    is Yoda’s secret daughter, And she
    recently declared that Donald Trump
    is her soul mate! Proof positive of
    her negative demonic heritage ๐Ÿ“›

  7. David Redpath said,

    O’Day … Yoda … So obvious
    now that I think about it! ๐Ÿค”

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