Pachamama In New York City

December 26, 2019 at 11:18 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Pachamama In New York City

A street opened up in Manhattan and a dragon flew out of the opening.

A mounted NYPD horseman seated on his horse and a man who was as sober as a rock thought maybe he should start drinking on the job after seeing that dragon.

His horse was having much the same thoughts.

The dragon flew around the Empire State Building and circled it several times.

Then it flew towards the United Nations Building and flew down towards the plaza in front.

It then turned into a beautiful woman.

Lev Tomi the Secretary-General of the UN Secretariat On The Environment and Climate Change looked out the window of his office.

He noticed Pachamama the earth mother goddess of the Incas in the plaza and walking towards the building.

“She’s right on time,” Lev Tomi smiled.

. . .

Inside the American Museum of Natural History in New York, the disembodied flaming head of Jesuit priest Pierre Teilhard de Chardin was flying through the air above the corridors.

Teilhard opened his mouth and said, “Behold Piltdown Man.”

A fiery image of Piltdown Man appeared.

Then the Jesuit opened his mouth and said, “Behold Peking Man.”

A fiery image of Peking Man appeared.

The flaming disembodied head opened his mouth a third time and said, “Behold the coming Homo Noeticus.”

A fiery image of the coming Homo Noeticus appeared.

The T-Rex skeleton at the American Museum of Natural History fainted when it saw the image of Homo Noeticus.

The museum custodian, who was sweeping the floor, thought the T-Rex skeleton said “I would have much preferred the Irish-Jewish science-fiction writer George Finneganburg’s futuristic Akira sex robot,” before it crashed to the floor.

. . .

The Ethiopian Princess Ayesha (a direct descendant of King Solomon and the Queen of Sheba) was visiting New York City.

She was attending a service in a Manhattan synagogue where she was holding a Torah scroll.

As Ayesha was chanting an ancient canticle inside the synagogue, outside the synagogue, Pachamama was planning a one-world government down at UN Headquarters and the disembodied flaming head of Pierre Teilhard de Chardin was causing chaos and havoc down at the American Museum of Natural History.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday December 26th
2019.

10 Comments

  1. Anonymole said,

    George F. will be pleased with the mention.

    Have you read Gaiman’s American Gods?

  2. Henry Lewis said,

    I suspected pachamama was due (actually over-due) for a visit and now you’ve confirmed it. I feel so much more at ease knowing this!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes after visiting the Vatican where she was worshipped by Pope Francis, she’s now spending time in the Big Apple. 🌃

  3. David Redpath said,

    Yes, the battle lines are being drawn.
    We, the enlightened Homo Noeticus,
    who can breath in plastic particles,
    and exhale methane (whilst farting
    pure sulphur), must rid the planet of
    the inferior progenitors.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, the vision of the New Man that even terrified the ubermensch loving Fuhrer Adolf Hitler when he awakened from his sleep in night terrors as Albert Speer recalled in one of his journals.

  4. David Redpath said,

    Yes, Adolf could never join the
    ranks of the true Master Race,
    as he had only one brass ball 😎

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