Allatallahbel, Odin, Rudolphus, Loki and Apophis

December 30, 2019 at 11:15 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Allatallahbel, Odin, Rudolphus, Loki and Apophis

Odin sent his flying and fire-breathing reindeer Rudolphus to rescue Loki from the asteroid Apophis 99942 on which the Norse trickster god had found himself recently stranded.

This after an appeal to Odin from Loki’s daughter Hel the Norse goddess of the realm of the dead who are not warriors – a place also called Hel in the realm of Niflheim.

Rudolphus and Loki landed in Siberia to little or no fanfare though they weren’t really expecting any.

Putin, when informed of the incident, thought America might be testing new military hardware.

At the Vatican, Allatallahbel the vampiress priestess of Baal was preparing to seduce Samhain Cardinal Salaman namely because he was one of the few heterosexuals available in Pope Francis’ Vatican.

In Beijing, China’s supreme leader (and self-proclaimed god) Xi Jinping was meeting with his supernatural entity advisor the Black Dragon to discuss the upcoming war games his forces would be participating in alongside the Russians and the Iranians.

And down in Australia, Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was pulling out what little hair he had left over the news that it was an individual by the name of Uncle Ernie who was in charge of tomorrow’s New Year’s Eve fireworks over Sydney.

-A vampire novel chapterΒ 
written by Christopher
Monday December 30th


  1. Leonie M. said,

    You are so versatile in the thought of writing. Thank you so much for sharing.

  2. kutukamus said,

    Th..that, is Allatallahbel?? Heck, priestess is the new sexy! πŸ™‚

    Happy new year, Count! 🍸

  3. George F. said,

    Very few heterosexuals in the Vatican…and if that Vampiress can persuade them to go hetero, then they were truly born that way and instinctively migrated to a great position in life!

  4. George F. said,

    can’t persuade them….

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, if Allatallahbel can’t persuade them, then they were truly born that way.

      And they have to listen to the screeching of Lady Gaga as a result.

  5. Anonymole said,

    Do you have an encyclopedia of mythology that you thumb through looking for inspiration? A roulette wheel of wonder?

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I’ve always been interested in all the mytholigies of the world since I was very young.

      And now I have a lifetime collection of tales in my mind that I can now sift through.

      • Anonymole said,

        Wow, cool. I’m envious. The old tales are often the best.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, I found the old tales are often the best.

      • Anonymole said,

        Being somewhat presumptuous, I wrote a 2nd novel where I drew on Greek mythology to embody numerous characters. Two that I found useful were the son and daughter of Chaos, Erebus and Nyx, darkness and night.

        If you were interested I’d gladly send you a linked version. I personally hate when fellow writers/bloggers suggest their content for my reading list, so I’d expect a similar sentiment from you.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        No, do send me the link.

        I can’t say when I’d get around to reading it.

        I do already have so much I’ve yet to read and I seem to be falling back all the time.

      • Anonymole said,

        Dracul, you’re too kind (or foolish).
        As no nascent author can resist the opportunity… A teaser:

        The tale comes with its own history – I commissioned an Indonesian artist to create 50 illustrations for this story. Some are OK, others are fantastic.

        Here’s the Kindle link:

        If you’d rather have the epub (for Android…) let me know (or PDF).

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Thank you. πŸ™‚

  6. Jennifer Vasquez said,

    Looking forward to see what these characters get up to in 2020. Have a happy New Year!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you very much, Jennifer. πŸ™‚

      You have a very Happy New Year as well. πŸ₯‚

  7. Hyperion said,

    This reminds me of those news spots, around the world in 30 seconds. It’s like each stop shows us something is amiss and while the gorgeous Allatabby is busy bonking the one Vatican Priest she found with a proper hard attitude, the world descends into heresy and hearsay. A great place for a Dragon to work his or her nimble skills, no doubt. Happy New Year, Dracul. I hope this is the year a Dragon Sister takes you to church to burnish the pews. 😁

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you very much, Daniel. πŸ˜€

      Happy New Year to you, my friend. πŸ₯³

      Yes, I very much hope this is the year a Dragon Sister takes me to Church and together we can throw out all the heretics with long intervals of sex in between cleaning out the Temple.

  8. Jessica said,

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ that ending…

  9. David Redpath said,

    Poor Uncle Ernie. He did take the
    sensible precaution of setting up
    the New Year’s Eve fireworks on a
    pontoon out in Sydney Harbour.
    But somehow they were all targeted
    atvthe nearby Botanical Gardens.
    He’s since been offered a position
    at the Pentagon in charge of drone

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Uncle Ernie wasn’t asked by the White House to take out Nancy Pelosi was he and in the process Iranian Gen. Qasem Soleimani was taken out instead?

      • David Redpath said,

        He was actually aiming for a popcorn
        stand at the Wailing Wall.
        He says they ripped him off the
        last time he was in Jerusalem πŸ™„
        The popcorn wasn’t Kosher,
        and was sprinkled with pork rind
        (Uncle Ernie is a born again Ashkenazi).

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Benjamin Netanyahu told that popcorn seller to use Orville Redenbacher popcorn but the seller thought he could get a better deal using Oscar Mayer processed products.

      • David Redpath said,

        It’s a sign if the times,
        in a time when a millennial
        generation is running around
        seeking internet reception,
        instead of a sign of the times πŸ€”

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, never has there been a time in which Marshall McLuhan’s statement “The medium is the message” been more true.πŸ€”

      • David Redpath said,

        Uncle Ernie now has his own
        personalised drone. He’s named
        it the Ashkenazi Kamikaze πŸ’₯
        I think Qasem got the message πŸ”₯

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, Qasem definitely got the message. πŸ€―πŸ’€β˜ πŸ‘½

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