Qonzilqointec Takes In Carmen At The Royal Opera House

February 4, 2020 at 11:59 pm (Culture, Geopolitics and International Relations, Gothic romance, International Intrigue, love, Music, Mythology, News, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Qonzilqointec Takes In Carmen At The Royal Opera House

The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec was in London.

She was to meet her date Dracul Van Helsing this evening to attend the Royal Opera House performance of Georges Bizet’s Carmen.

Interestingly enough, the Bavarian and Austro-Hungarian goat demon Krampus (who had been down in Cornwall visiting his father’s grave) had had tickets to attend this evening’s performance of Carmen.

But at the last minute, the goat demon had come down with a severe allergy to the melody and tune of the song Habanera that Carmen sings in Act 1.

And that was his favourite part of the whole opera so Krampus was unable to attend.

He left his ticket at the box office so some last minute person could buy it.

The ticket was purchased by Dr. Cadbury Rocher who had just finished his final touches on the cannabis pot smoking cactus plant Magical Mystery Tour that was to be delivered to Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau in Ottawa.

Qonzilqointec and Dracul talked to Dr. Rocher in the lobby prior to curtain call.

They discussed the Iowa caucus which turned out to be a public relations disaster for the U.S. Democratic Party.

The app that was supposed to give the results to the State Committee had failed.

“I was just talking to Renfield about this,” Dr. Rocher said to the Aztec vampiress and Van Helsing referring to the British MP who served on the UK House of Commons Intelligence and Foreign Affairs Committee, “and he’s already determined what happened. Apparently the app was hacked by the billionaire Egyptian vampire Set’s pet cat Nefertiti Galore, Boris Johnson’s pet Jack Russell-cross dog Dilyn and a couple of Her Majesty the Queen’s Welsh corgis.”

“Who did the Iowa Democrats get to develop this app for them?” Dracul inquired.

“Apparently some nutty Australian who calls himself Uncle Ernie,” Rocher replied, “who interestingly enough was arrested at London’s Heathrow Airport yesterday for trying to enter the country illegally. To say nothing of showing up at airport Customs in the nude.”

The Royal Opera House announcer announced that this evening’s performance would start in 5 minutes.

The three headed into the auditorium to take their seats.

Krampus who was listening to the performance on the radio while taking a bath in his hotel room broke into a severe case of hives when the lead female singer playing Carmen started singing Habanera.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday February 4th


  1. David Redpath said,

    You have to make allowances
    for poor Uncle Ernie. He’s so
    accustomed, whenever going
    through customs, to getting
    the rubbed glove treatment.
    So, to save all the sniffer dog,
    and bureaucratic foreplay, Uncle
    Ernie arrives ready and willing.
    A bit too willing, I think. Anyway,
    he’s managed to catch up with his
    old Aussie mate, Julian Assange,
    whilst locked up. Julian taught
    Uncle Ernie everything he knows
    about IT. And that’s not saying

  2. David Redpath said,

    Yes, the whole world was holding
    it’s breath to know which Democrat
    geriatric would likely take on Trump.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      At one time, they were put into retirement homes.

      Today they’re seeking the White House.

      • David Redpath said,

        Trump must be pissing
        his adult diapers 😁

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, he’ll soon be switching over to Pampers.

      • David Redpath said,

        If only they were as leak proof as
        Trump’s White House staff 🙊🙈🙉

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Nixon’s ghost will have to bring in the ghosts of the White House plumbers.

  3. Jessica said,

    This was a fun read! I have this guilt for hating Mr. Van Helsing, but that vanished at the reminder of Uncle Ernie 😂

  4. nitinsingh said,


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