Edgar Allan Poe’s Ghost, Prince Prospero, Lady Death and A Vietnamese Vampiress Lady MacBeth

February 29, 2020 at 11:45 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, Literature, Mystery, News, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

Edgar Allan Poe’s Ghost, Prince Prospero, Lady Death and A Vietnamese Vampiress Lady MacBeth

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was at Toronto Pearson International Airport to fly back to the United Kingdom from Canada after spending a brief time in the land of beavers, the maple leaf and legalized marijuana to examine for himself how a Trotskyite Marxist insurrection fared against an incompetent government.

As Marxist Trotskyite agitators and self-proclaimed indigenous warriors blockaded roads and railways and set fires all over the place, Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau stood in front of his pot smoking antique mirror modelling one of Australian Uncle Ernie’s sequinned pink g-strings and wondered what the self-proclaimed Wet’ suwet’en hereditary chiefs would think if he showed up at a meeting with them wearing only this.

Before boarding the plane, Renfield told members of the Canadian media assembled there at the airport,

“Under the amazingly incompetent leadership of Justin Trudeau, I have seen Canada’s future…”

“… And it is Nicolas Maduro’s Venezuela,” he added before boarding the plane.

. . .

While lying in his bed, Donald Trump was visited by an entity identifying itself as the ghost of Edgar Allan Poe.

Poe’s ghost saluted Trump and said, “Hail Prince Prospero.”

“Who the Hell is Prince Prospero?” Trump asked as he struggled to put his toupee on.

“You are,” Poe’s ghost answered.

Outside in the White House Rose Garden, Lady Death strolled about.

. . .

Meanwhile inside the library of an exclusive gentlemen’s club in the City of London, Vietnamese vampiress Ho Babylon Minh (vampiress granddaughter of the late Vietnamese leader Ho Chi Minh), who had recently defected from Beijing to the Republic of Taiwan, was waiting for the People’s Republic of China Ambassador to the UK to show up.

Ho Babylon Minh had just come from a West London theatre where she had been playing Lady MacBeth carrying the real dagger that had been used to non-medically euthanize a leading London stage actor playing the role of Scotland’s King Duncan in what would be that leading stage actor’s last ever performance (where he would also be unavailable for a final curtain call).

-A vampire novel chapterΒ 
written by Christopher
Saturday February 29th
2020.

14 Comments

  1. David Redpath said,

    Baby Ho is a method actor βš”οΈ πŸ’€
    She learnt much from Marlon Brando
    on the set of Last Tango in Paris,
    when she was a young transhuman
    intern. Especially when filming that
    butter scene with Maria Schneider.
    Apparently Marlon gave Maria a
    lesson in method acting she’d never
    forget 😳 Coincidentally, it’s Uncle
    Ernie’s favourite movie 🎭

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I can see that it would be Uncle Ernie’s favourite movie.

      I remember there was a notable Vancouver newspaper columnist and humourist named Eric Nicols who said that he wouldn’t be standing in line to see Last Tango In Paris.

      He’d much prefer a movie with a title like First Foxtrot In Chiliwack (a small city in British Columbia).

      No doubt with Uncle Ernie wearing a fox costume and some young girl (with an appointment to see Roman Polanski for a screen test next week) wearing a hen outfit. πŸ¦ŠπŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ”

      • David Redpath said,

        Yes, Uncle Ernie regularly applies
        a knob of butter when employing
        “the Method”. But he ain’t acting 😨

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Are you sure that’s butter coming out of the g-string? 😱

      • David Redpath said,

        Uncle Ernie does think he’s
        the cat that got the cream 🐱

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Well this explains the true origins of the 3 blind mice. 🐁🐁🐁

  2. Jessica said,

    Short but compelling read. “Prospero” apply only to himself because I doubt that the people in the States feels it. Love the curls of the woman with the dagger 😍

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thanks, Jessica. πŸ™‚

      Yes, the only one who’s prosperous in Trump’s America is Trump himself πŸ€‘πŸ€‘

      I’ll mention to Ho Babylon Minh that you love her curls. πŸ˜€

  3. David Redpath said,

    I can just imagine Justin standing
    in front of his pot smoking antique
    mirror, singing …

    “🎢 A fake spray tan
    and a pink sequined g-string
    I’m all dressed up for the dance
    A fake spray tan
    and a pink sequined g-string
    I’m all alone for romance

    Uncle Ernie told me long ago
    To the prom with me he’d go
    Now he’s changed his mind,
    it seems
    Someone else will hold my dreams

    A fake spray tan
    and a pink sequined g-string
    I’m in a black face mood
    I’m all dressed up for the dance
    I’m all alone for romance 🎢”

    Thanks for the indelible image,
    Christopher 😱

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Now you’ve got the image in your mind necessary, David, to impart a method acting performance when playing one of Jason’s victims in yet another movie in the Halloween franchise. 😎

      • David Redpath said,

        There’s no keeping a good machete
        serial killer, like Jason, downβš”οΈ
        Especially after he’s been drowned πŸ₯Ά

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Very true. πŸ™€

  4. David Redpath said,

    I’ve just received a top secret update
    from Ho Babylon Minh, Chris.
    She’s reassuring the Taiwanese
    leadership, the Uyghurs of China
    (including the ones currently enslaved
    in the sweatshops of Nike, Apple, etc),
    and freedom loving transhumans
    everwhere, the Corona virus outbreak
    will be the end of Xi Jinping’s rule.
    She’s taken all necessary steps to
    guarantee it (in between her demanding
    Shakespearean acting engagements).

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Glad to hear it, David. πŸ˜€

      It will be nice to see Xi Jinping go the way of Shelley’s Ozymandias and the sole remaining statue of him used as a camel relief stop on the way to Timbuktu. πŸͺ

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