Coronavirus and The Emergence of The Dullahan

March 11, 2020 at 10:49 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Sports, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , )

Coronavirus and The Emergence of The Dullahan

With stock markets crashing, Democratic Presidential candidates cancelling events, professional sports teams cancelling the rest of their seasons and health experts scrambling to come up with a response, Donald Trump was busy sneezing into Keep America Great hats that he was autographing for his most enthusiastic supporters.

Down at the Vatican, Pope Francis entered a room and was shocked to find that it was stacked with rolls of toilet paper that went all the way up to the room’s high ceiling.

“What’s this all about?” Pope Francis asked his papal secretary.

“Well,” his papal secretary, who was wearing a flashy rhinestone laced pink ensemble designed by a Milan fashion designer who also designed stage costumes for Sir Elton John back in the day of his tours, replied, “after watching those news clips of California buyers going crazy in COSTCO stores, the boys and I decided we should really be prepared in case we have to self-isolate.”

“Really?” Pope Francis gazed at the miles and miles of toilet paper that stretched to the ceiling like giant killer Jack’s magic beanstalks on steroids, “I had no idea that my Vatican team was so full of it.”

And in London, British MP Renfield R. Renfield was having a FaceTime video conversation with his friend Amadeus Emanon who was in Australia helping to rescue koalas, kangaroos and other wildlife from the Australian wildfires.

“Even the moving dinners at the Road Kill Cafe out in the outback are wearing surgical face masks over their faces as they cross the road to get run over and become someone’s entree special,” Amadeus remarked.

Meanwhile in a doctor’s office in Sydney, Australia, a physician, who was wearing the mother of all hazmat outfits to end all hazmat outfits, read aloud to the Road Kill Cafe’s best customer Uncle Ernie the just returned results of his test for the Coronavirus.

The NBA announced the cancelling of the rest of the professional basketball season as a result of a Utah Jazz team player coming down with the Coronavirus.

Tomorrow the NHL would be announcing it would be doing the same with the rest of the professional hockey season.

This month’s World Figure Skating Championships in Montreal, Quebec had likewise been cancelled.

In Tokyo, Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe announced that the 2020 Summer Olympics were still going ahead although the media found the sight of a supernatural Yamabushi samurai warrior committing hari kari in the background during the Prime Ministerial announcement somewhat disconcerting.

Meanwhile in Ireland, the Dullahan of Irish Celtic mythology was preparing to ride forth across the world.

The Dullahan- a headless horseman dressed all in black (carrying his own head in his own arm) riding a black horse.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday March 11th
2020.

4 Comments

  1. David Redpath said,

    Uncle Ernie is taking it all in his stride,
    thanks Chris. He’s very accustomed to
    being a carrier of one sort, or another.
    After being notified of his COVID-19
    status, he headed up north for some
    sun and surf. To the sunny Gold Coast,
    to be precise. Where he visited his old
    friend Tom Hanks, and his lovely wife,
    Rita Wilson … which was very nice.
    They’re both living here in Australia
    whilst Tom works on an Elvis movie.
    Tom is very grateful to Uncle Ernie for
    some invaluable career advice he gave
    him back in the nineties, Uncle Ernie
    told Tom that the only way Hollywood
    would give him an Oscar is if he played
    a lawyer dying of HIV/Aids. Something
    for everybody! Including all those who
    hate lawyers.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Well that definitely explains the recent announcement made about Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson.

      The Australian government demanded that Johnny Depp and Amber Heard had kept their dogs in quarantine but they can’t even keep Uncle Ernie in quarantine.

      And Uncle Ernie was certainly tuned into the pulse of Hollywood as to what role would win Hanks an Oscar.

      • David Redpath said,

        Not everyone listens to the wisdom
        of Uncle Ernie. He, on numerous
        occasions, advised Johnny Depp
        to put Amber heard into quarantine.
        But did he listen!?

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, that created huge problems for Depp.

        And now Johnny goes into spasms every time his TV, radio and smart phone announces, “This is an Amber alert…”

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