Justin Trudeau Encounters A Mesoamerican Deity In His Pot Smoking Antique Mirror

March 12, 2020 at 10:54 pm (Fantasy, Geopolitics and International Relations, Gothic, International Intrigue, Mystery, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, Politics, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Justin Trudeau Encounters A Mesoamerican Deity In His Pot Smoking Antique Mirror

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau had cancelled a First Ministers’ emergency meeting with provincial premiers, territorial leaders and indigenous leaders to discuss the Coronavirus because he himself may have come down with the Coronavirus.

His wife Sophie Gregoire Trudeau had returned from a speaking engagement in London, England last night and had not been feeling well.

She self isolated while awaiting results from a test for Coronavirus.

Justin decided it might be a good example to self-isolate as well.

So he had spent the day re-enacting the Battle of Trafalgar with an armada of rubber ducks in his bathtub.

His wife Sophie had phoned him from the room next door an hour ago and said she had tested positive for the Coronavirus.

“Shit,” Justin thought to himself.

Now he might have to self-isolate a lot longer than he intended.

He walked out to the greenhouse to visit his marijuana inhaling and exhaling antique mirror named Magical Mystery Tour.

He was surprised to see the mirror was reflecting both himself and the greenhouse plants around the mirror instead of the mysterious rare and used book store at the corner of a foreboding dark alley and desolate fog filled street in London, England the way it usually did.

Since he could see his own reflection in the mirror tonight, he decided to put on some blackface since he always felt better wearing blackface for some reason.

A psychiatrist once told him that this feeling was probably due to “penis envy”.

Justin thought that was strange since he thought it was only some women who were prone to penis envy.

The Canadian Prime Minister noticed that the gardener had left the television on just above the coconut tree in the greenhouse.

It showed an old Tarzan movie whereby Tarzan was tied to a tree and an African tribal chief was holding up a 9 inch ruler and pointing at Tarzan and shaking his head and laughing.

“I wonder what message the universe will try to tell me tonight,” Justin thought as he reached for his box of black shoe polish that was hidden underneath the hyacinth plant.

Justin went over and looked at himself in the mirror and started putting the black shoe polish all over his face.

“I now look like Harry Belafonte,” the former drama teacher and amateur thespian grinned at himself in the mirror.

Soon his reflection vanished into the blackness of night emerging from the mirror.

An image of what looked to be a sinister Mesoamerican deity appeared in the mirror as huge whiffs of marijuana smoke came out of the wooden sides of the mirror.

The head of the deity was a sinister looking bluish green skull with a black stripe and a yellow stripe painted across his face.

His right foot was an obsidian mirror.

Although occasionally his right foot would metamorphose into a snake.

When this happened, the obsidian mirror would show up on the deity’s chest instead and sometimes smoke would emanate from the mirror.

Justin entered the antique late Victorian/early Edwardian mirror named Magical Mystery Tour and leaned his painted blackface down to inhale the pot smoke emanating from the obsidian mirror on the deity’s chest.

In the background behind the Mesoamerican deity, the Great Bear constellation shone brightly in the night sky.

In the Great Bear constellation directly behind the deity danced a spotted skin jaguar.

The jaguar sang his own paraphrased version of an old Harry Belafonte song,

“Night-o, night-o, night time come and you oughta go home…”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday March 12th


  1. odell01 said,

    I know you from The Little Mermaid’s blog hops. The humour in your novel comes across to me, a Canadian.

    I didn’t think to tell you this already, but, once in a while, I watch my mother’s cousins argue about Western politics, on Facebook. For some time, I was a fanatic of the PM’s Facebook page until I chose to consider giving them a little as opposed to simply taking a gander at the dear Canadian pioneer’s FB posts. It moves me a little to see those dear cousins of my mother exchange barbs because the politics of the nation mean so much to them.

    I implore you to keep your intentions honourable, as there is so much more consternation now than there was, about what is happening to us around the world. I also appreciate the kindness you’ve shown me from time to time when I get a post written, and published.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      The Western Canadian separatist movement is a lot more vehement and vitriolic under Justin than it was under his father Pierre I notice.

      There was quite a powerful Western separatist movement back in the 1980s.

      It was actually Reform Party leader Preston Manning who took the steam out of that movement by saying Canadian politics can be refomed to give all regions of Canada a stronger voice in Ottawa.

      But back then, most Western Candian separatists seemed to be rational people.

      But Alberta never really went through a recession in the oil era as bad as what happened in 2015.

      There were masive massive layoffs back in that year and the industry and all the service industries built around it.

      And most of those people have never really been able to get secure full time employment since then.

      And most people when they have a lot and lose it and aren’t able to get it back do become crazy and irrational in many ways.

      Other than one university summer job working with Imperial Oil as a mailroom clerk one summer, I’ve never really worked in the oil industry.

      I was always a freelance writer and journalist most of the time so life has always been a struggle now and again for me anyways.

      Most of my interest lies in international politics rather than national.

      I just write on Canadian politics on occasion.

      But this new Western separatist movement is different than previous I’ve seen.

      It does have the strong potential to become violent.

      And now with the Coronavirus hysteria and the subsequent inevitable worsening of the economy as a result, the country will become more divided.

      Of course the U.S. is also a divided country.

      Having studied some of the history of the original U.S. Civil War, I do find the situation south of the border dangerous and extremely frightening.

      Large portions of Donald Trump supporters and large portions of Bernie Sanders supporters do have the potential for violence I believe.

      Many U.S. commentators think Joe Biden has the Democratic nomination sewn up but given the extremely surreal political times we’re living in, anything can happen.

      The most recent time period in history when times were politically surreal like our own was the world back in the 1920s and ’30s.

      And those times saw the formation of the U.S.S.R., the rise of Fascism and Nazism and the eventual outbreak of World War II.

      As a student of world history, I’ve noticed that it’s not only individuals who can become insane but whole societies.

      And it’s when whole societies become insane that the worst of times are upon us.

  2. David Redpath said,

    ” ๐ŸŽถ one inch … two inch
    … three inch bunch.
    Justin comes, but he’s only just in.
    Night-o, night-o, Justin comes
    … but it was a near thing! ๐ŸŽถ”

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I think we may have a hit on our hands, David, to say nothing of a one man Caribbean Night Minstrel Show that Justin can livestream since he must now socially distance himself.

      • David Redpath said,

        And I’ve noticed Justin has grown
        a bit of a beard. Obviously to save
        on black shoe polish whilst in self

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,


        Of course the problem is what Justin saves in black shoe polish, he now has to spend a fortune on Grecian Formula For Men Beard Applying Gel to maintain that totally black look.

        It’s only on days he wants to be Morgan Freeman that he saves money.

      • David Redpath said,

        Yes, I’m not sure if those grey
        strands lend an air of maturity
        … or homeless dereliction? ๐Ÿค”

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That is indeed the question. ๐Ÿค”

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