Great Caesar’s Ghost and Not So Great Josef Stalin’s Ghost On The Ides of March

March 15, 2020 at 10:55 pm (Avatar Speaks, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

Great Caesar’s Ghost and Not So Great Josef Stalin’s Ghost On The Ides of March

The Norse trickster god Loki was up to his old tricks again.

He had arranged for the ghosts of Julius Caesar, Brutus and Cassius to be released from Hades and stand on the steps of the U.S. Capitol in Washington DC not far from the entrance to the U.S. Senate to re-enact the assassination of Julius Caesar for this Ides of March in 2020.

Donald Trump was in his limousine, on his way back to the White House from his toupee maker in DC, being driven by the steps of the U.S. Capitol when he saw the ghostly re-enactment of Caesar’s assassination.

“Okayyyyy,” was the Donald’s profoundly stupid statement.

The same statement he made when his Oval Office address on the Coronavirus was finished and he didn’t realize the cameras were still rolling.

. . .

Josef Stalin’s ghost had been continuously roasting away on his barbecue spit down in Tartarus ever since he kicked the bucket back in 1953.

However Loki convinced the Greek underworld god Hades to give Stalin a temporary dispensational release from Tartarus for about an hour or two.

Acting like the ghost of Christmas Present escorting Scrooge over London, Loki took Stalin to the U.S. where he took him to a COSTCO store parking lot and showed the late Soviet Communist Party General-Secretary the multitudinously vast long line ups of people waiting to get into the store.

Next he teleported Stalin to the toilet paper aisles of the COSTCO where there was absolutely nothing on the shelves.

“Wow,” Stalin was impressed, “Long line ups of people waiting to get into the store and then once inside, there’s nothing on the shelves for them to buy.”

Stalin looked at Loki with tears in his eyes, “It’s just like the old Soviet Union.”

He grabbed a roll of toilet paper that had apparently rolled under a bottom shelf invisible to mortals and tried to wipe his teary eyes.

“Soviet style Socialism has finally triumphed in America,” Stalin smiled.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday March 15th
2020.

10 Comments

  1. Hyperion said,

    You have hit on a very interesting point. America has finally arrived at the point where the ghost of Stalin can take over Pootin and subsequently take over America like he always wanted to. There won’t be much of a learning curve. I’m sure he can shut down all the rabble rousing 1st Amendment abusers and finally get the news media to report interesting government views only. This could work out…🧛🏻‍♂️

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Already Nancy Piglosi and Rep. Alexandria Occasional-Cortex are bringing out their vibrators in celebration.

      • Hyperion said,

        There is nothing like the buzz of Congress doing what they do best.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Exactly.

        They’re able to practice social distancing and achieve orgasm at the same time.

      • Hyperion said,

        I think I would like to try that someday. An introverts dream of self fulfillment. No, never mind. I keep seeing myself tasered and pepper sprayed by the police then charged with creating a stampede as horrified citizens tried to avoid a huge dry cleaning bill.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        You find yourself sadly approaching that point in life where your idea of self-isolation and self-gratification is similar to that of Democratic Presidential candidate Joltin’ Joe Dementio.

        Sure to cause a public panic.

        To say nothing of having your name mentioned in numerous tweets alongside the hashtag #MeToo

      • Hyperion said,

        I saw that crazy old pervert in his back yard spurring his stick horse to a full gallop. Sadly #metoo. Thoughts like that keep me well in line with public decorum.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, it looks like public decorum is totally out the window in this year’s election campaign.

      • Hyperion said,

        We now know a women will be VP. I hope the VP is one of the Vampiresses from the Vampire Chapters.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        It would be nice. 😍🥰

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