The Black Hand, Gnostic God Abraxas, Thanatotheristes, Teilhard and Tezcatlipoca

March 23, 2020 at 10:58 pm (Avatar Speaks, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, Politics, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

The Black Hand, Gnostic God Abraxas, Thanatotheristes, Teilhard and Tezcatlipoca 

Sexual predatory Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein was showering by himself in a shower at the Wende Correctional Facility near Buffalo, New York.

He suddenly dropped the soap.

He bent over to pick it up.

An 8 foot tall giant mammalian bat with the head of a Thanatotheristes (the name meant Reaper of Death in Greek and referred to a new species of T-Rex that had been discovered 10 years ago in the Western Canadian province of Alberta) pulled out his phallus (which was a living cobra snake) from the pants of the extra tall extra large sized waterproof Armani suit he was wearing and sodomized Weinstein in the rear end as he was bending over.

“Where the Hell did you come from?” Asked a surprised Weinstein.

“From Hell,” the strange hybrid answered, “I’m the demon of the Covid-19 Coronavirus.”

“That’s Chinese virus,” a small hybrid creature who was part weasel and part worm and who was a staunch Donald Trump supporter remarked as he crawled across the prison shower room floor.

The weasel worm hybrid was crushed by the bat body Thanatotheristes headed cobra phallic Covid-19 Coronavirus demon.

Later the news media reported that Weinstein had come down with the Coronavirus.

. . .

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was looking into his pot smoking late Victorian/early Edwardian antique mirror when suddenly the image of Tezcatlipoca the Aztec god of smoking mirrors appeared to him.

Spoke Tezcatlipoca, “Tomorrow as you bring forth emergency legislation to deal with the financial and economic fallout from the Coronavirus crisis, I want you to include Emergency Financial Powers Legislation that will give your Finance Minister Bill Morneau power to govern the economy by dictatorial fiat – raise taxes, lower taxes, get rid of old taxes, bring in new taxes- without needing the approval of the Canadian Parliament beforehand. Grant him this power until December 2021.”

“Why should I do that?” Inquired a stunned Justin.

“Just do it,”” Tezcatlipoca blew great plumes of smoke as he blew his top.

“All right,” answered Justin meekly.

. . .

The disembodied head of the Jesuit priest Pierre Teilhard de Chardin (who had flames of fire emerging from the silver gray locks of hair on his head) was writing a poem on the walls of a subway station in Moscow, Russia.

The poem was being written for him by a severed hand that had been burnt charcoal black.

The severed hand dubbed the Black Hand had once belonged to the Norse god Tyr but had been bitten off by the fierce Norse wolf Fenrir when Tyr bound him.

The hand had been burnt a charcoal black after the Battle of Kosovo had been fought between the Serbian Prince Lazar and the Ottoman Turks on June 15th 1389 when a group of surviving warriors had tried to cook dinner for themselves.

The hand in the fire, after it had been burnt a charcoal black, crawled away.

Teilhard directed the Black Hand to write to the Coronavirus,

“Oh, what a beautiful virus you are, you are,
What a beautiful virus you are,
Thou art the Alpha Point,
The virus that attacked the first one-celled organism starting the whole process of Darwinian evolution,
And it turns out, thou art the Omega Point as well 
The total sum of Christ Consciousness 
Bringing forth Pachamama’s revenge upon humanity.

When the moving finger of the Black Hand wrote and the eyes of disembodied head Teilhard wept tears of joy, the Jesuit’s mouth cackled in laughter.

Seconds later, a cream pie with Holy Water in it was thrown in his face.

A group of Harvey Wallbanger drinking Moscow policemen swore to their superiors afterwards that a 6 foot 8 tall bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears had done it.

. . .

Israel’s Health Minister Yaakov Litzman, when recently asked about the Coronavirus in Israel, had replied that Moshiach (the Jewish Messiah) would arrive before Passover this year and save the entire world.

Passover this year begins on Wednesday April 8th.

Meanwhile the ancient Gnostic god Abraxas (who had the head of a rooster, the arms and torso of a man, and whose legs were two slithering serpents) had appeared to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and asked him to grant the recently formed Israeli Sanhedrin permission to sacrifice a paschal lamb at an altar on the Temple Mount on Passover for the first time in 2000 years.

-A vampire novel chapter 
written by Christopher
Monday March 23rd


  1. Hyperion said,

    Poor Harvey Weeniestain. He really isn’t accustomed to being the submissive in the adult role-playing game. Getting serpentized can’t be much fun. Kinda like all those women he sodomized didn’t have much fun either. Well, people do say Bad Karma can be rough on a deserving jackass.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, that’s very true, Daniel.

      • Hyperion said,

        Perhaps he has found his calling 👹

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        A demon’s ‘bitch’. 👺👗

      • Hyperion said,

        turnabout is fair play they say.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        With justice in the (rear) end. 🍑🐍

      • Hyperion said,

        Soon he’ll be playing cards with Jeffrey Dahmer, and Jeffrey Epstein at the Imabich pub in the 9th ring of Hell.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Indeed he will. 🔥

      • Hyperion said,

        It’s a hot hand in a hot place. 🥵🔥

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        One which a Kenny Rogers style gambler tries to avoid.

      • Hyperion said,

        I just read where Kenny Rodgers passed away this week, I believe. I hope he isn’t in on the card deal.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        No, I don’t think he is.

        I think he’s in the Good Place as a certain TV show calls it- where retired bartenders from Cheers also go.

      • Hyperion said,

        May he Rest In Peace

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,


        He certainly provided the world with great songs and great music.

      • Hyperion said,

        Yes, and I don’t remember reading or hearing of him practicing debauchery, moral turpitude, or molesting Dolly Parton during there duets together. He might be one of the last gentlemen.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, Daniel, I think Kenney Rogers was one of the last true gentlemen. 🎩

      • Hyperion said,

        Except for me and you. 😎😎

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Very true, Daniel. 😎😎

  2. David Redpath said,

    I do hope Benjamin Netanyahu will
    be alright after his conjugal visit with
    Harvey Weinstein?

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