Amorous Laetitia, Teilhard, Pachamama and The New World Order

March 25, 2020 at 10:58 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Amorous Laetitia, Teilhard, Pachamama and The New World Order

Amorous Laetitia the familiar black cat of Hecate the Greek goddess of witchcraft (an animal who sadly was never mentioned in most Greek mythology textbooks) was wandering the lonely streets of Rome.

It was rather nice of that Coronavirus to be keeping people off the streets for her.

Amorous Laetitia broke into her favourite Rome taverna (which was now closed because of the countrywide lockdown) and helped herself to a bottle of Baileys Irish Cream which she poured into ten large saucers for Amorous Laetitia preferred drinking Baileys Irish Cream to drinking milk.

Afterwards she pranced down the street doing a feline Irish jig which was the usual after effect of drinking Baileys Irish Cream that came upon her.

As she pranced and danced, Pachamama the Inca earth mother goddess walked by accompanied by the flaming fiery disembodied head of Jesuit priest Pierre Teilhard de Chardin.

Pachamama had been in the Vatican quite a bit recently ever since wooden statues of her had been brought into the Vatican Gardens last October.

Amorous Laetitia herself had been living in the Vatican the past several years ever since her mistress Hecate’s head had been buried inside the High Altar of Saint Peter’s Basilica roughly around the same time that Pope Francis had written an apostolic exhortation on love and the family that he called Amoris Laetitia.

Last December at a Vatican Christmas Concert, a female shaman from the Amazon had led various Italian Catholic bishops and priests into praying to Pachamama as they held their hands over their hearts to pick up the vibrations of Mother Earth.

Later the Missionary Society of The Italian Conference of Catholic Bishops had published a prayer to Pachamama asking her to impart her special blessings on the land of Italy.

And now a few months later in March 2020, Italy’s death toll from the Coronavirus was now higher than that of China where, as Donald Trump is never tired of reminding us, the Coronavirus originated.

So, if Amorous Laetitia could talk, she might ask, “How is that prayer and those blessings working out for you so far, Bishops?”.

. . .

British MP Renfield R. Renfield and the London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set were having a discussion on which particular group of globalist elitists were going to use this Coronavirus pandemic as an excuse to bring about a New World Order (the globalist euphemism for a one world government) under their control.

Mused Set, “There were always various theories on how the globalists would be able to get the world to become as one and accept a New World Order. One theory was the world would become as one as a result of fear of nuclear war. Another theory was that the globalists would stage a phoney ET invasion from outer space to get the world to become one. Yet another theory was the globalists would use fear of climate change. Yet nobody anywhere predicted that it would be a little tiny virus running amuck that would cause the world such panic that it would be forced to act in unison as one which might allow the globalist totalitarian with the winning deck of cards in his pocket to step up upon the world stage and collect all the marbles. The answer of how to bring this all about lay with an eency weency virus.”

“The answer was under our noses all this time,” Renfield noted as he sneezed.

-A vampire novel chapterย 
written by Christopher
Wednesday March 25th


  1. Judy Kim said,

    Yup, they found their magic key through corona=crown virus to globalization. ๐Ÿ‘‘

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, that’s a very good point, Judy.

      The corona does mean crown. ๐Ÿ‘‘

      The crown of world domination.

      • Judy Kim said,

        Aristocrats never died, they just hid behind corporations and politics.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That’s very true.

        And they degenerated from an aristocracy (in Plato’s sense of that word) to an oligarchy (in Plato’s sense of that word).

  2. Dawn Renee said,

    It encircles the entirety of the globe. It’s good to see people seeing through this. It’s our only hope. Less fear, more need to don the “They Live” sunglasses to not be blinded by the Corona!!

  3. David Redpath said,

    So let me get this straight, Chris.
    Pope Francis wrote an apostolic
    exhortation on love and family,
    then named it after the Greek
    goddess of witchcraft’s pussy! ๐Ÿˆ

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      That’s right, David. ๐Ÿ˜€

      Although at the time, I think Francis mistook it for Uncle Ernie’s front door creamy drug dispenser (during that brief time period I understand Uncle Ernie went well beyond Justin Trudeau and did a drag show both dressed and undressed as actress/dancer Josephine Baker until he was immediately shut down by the most vicious mob of all – the politically correct crowd- who screamed white male chauvenistic cultural appropriation!) rather than the Greek goddess of witchcraft’s pussy when he was trying to think up a name.

      You know Jesuits these days.

      They never seem to get anything straight (although I think they prefer it that way given the vast number of gay sex orgies going on behind the closed doors of the Vatican these days).

      • David Redpath said,

        Unholy Fellini Satyricon, Batman!
        The abomination of desecration
        just keeps on rolling along ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
        Yes, Uncle Uncle was hailed on
        the continent for his Josephine
        Baker hommage. He would always
        include it as a final encore in his
        ‘Les Girl’ drag extravaganza. The
        French in particular would go crazy
        over Uncle Ernie’s performance.
        Emmanuel Macron attended every
        show, and insisted on being seated
        in the front row in case Uncle Ernie
        let his pink sequined g-string slip ๐Ÿ™ˆ
        It’s all Justin Trudeau’s fault, after
        his black face imbroglio, that Uncle
        Ernie felt compelled to sadly drop it
        (the act, not his sequined g-string).

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        It was a definite blow to the arts the day the PC police raided Les Belles Follies as Uncle Ernie gave them the slip ๐Ÿ‘—outside his back door.

  4. David Redpath said,

    Yes, Uncle Ernie is accustomed to
    slipping in, and out, the back door
    … so to speak ๐Ÿšช

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      How did Uncle Ernie ever manage to live through the 1980s when so many backdoor poker players were keeling over at the time? ๐Ÿค”

      • David Redpath said,

        Old Uncle Ernie has a bit of a rubber
        fetish. He likes to wear his wetsuit in
        and out of the surf. And he never goes
        anywhere without his latex lingerie
        and gloves ๐Ÿ–๏ธ

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Sounds like these Covid times are just made for him.โœ‹๐Ÿป

      • David Redpath said,

        Yes, Uncle Ernie has always been
        pretty well ahead of the times … being a head of petty crimes ๐Ÿฅด

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        What Charles Dickens could have done with a character like Uncle Ernie in one of his books.๐Ÿ“–

  5. David Redpath said,

    I think Charles Dickens, being the
    very model of a Christian English
    gentleman, would have Uncle Ernie
    transported to a penal colony. Which
    is exactly how Uncle Ernie’s ancestors
    ended up in Australia in the first place.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I think even a man like Fagin would have worn a condom had he known that one of his deposits with a barmaid lass when he was a young man would eventually produce (with much accumulated interest charges) someone like Uncle Ernie several generations in the future.

      • David Redpath said,

        Now that you mention it, Chris,
        Uncle Ernie is convinced he is a
        direct descendent of Fantine, the
        unfortunate prostitute, and mother
        of Cosette, from Les Misรฉrables.
        I tried to tell him that the musical
        is based on a fictional story written
        by Victor Hugo, but Uncle Ernie
        insists it’s his family history as
        researched by!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I suppose if the team had been smoking legalized Canadian cannabis, it could have indeed been the family history they sent him.

      • David Redpath said,

        Yes. They’ve left poor old Uncle
        Ernie totally discombobulated.
        He now thinks he’s part French,
        part Ashkenazi, part Germanic,
        a little bit Eskimo, part Wolf, and
        97% Neanderthal ๐Ÿฆ

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Well, that explains his constantly hitting all the clubs all the time.

  6. David Redpath said,

    Yes, Uncle Ernie is a real swinger.

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