Miranda Singh and The Wonderous Pair of Goldfish

March 30, 2020 at 10:59 pm (Fantasy, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, love, Mythology, News, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Miranda Singh and The Wonderous Pair of Goldfish

“And in other news, Pope Francis has tested negative for the Coronavirus but remains positive for Communism… ” 

Renfield switched over from Britain’s Sky News to BBC News where a friend of his was delivering the news:

“And the 600 year old Miraculous Crucifix of Christ that Pope Francis brought out to deliver his Urbi et Orbi message last Friday has suffered intense water damage as a result of the rainfall that occurred while the Pope gave his speech castigating the world for not following his globalist Neo-Marxist Neo-Bolshevik agenda and as a result the God of Surprises (the god worshipped by Francis) had sent this pandemic upon the world. Pope Francis gave this speech to the empty Saint Peter’s Square while standing comfortably under a large canopy in the pouring rain with his back turned against the Miraculous Crucifix of Christ that became drenched in the pouring rain being a great distance behind the canopy and the ancient unique statue has suffered intense water damage as a result…”

Renfield switched over to ITV News:

“Former British Prime Minister Gordon Brown has called for a One World Government in the wake of the Coronavirus crisis.
Minutes after he made the statement, a cream pie was thrown in his face by an invisible force.
Although a London bobby who had been drinking Harvey Wallbangers on the job says he saw a 6 foot 8 tall bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears do it.”

. . .

The storm clouds descend
A beast has crawled from Egypt’s sphinx 
towards Bethlehem to be born
A virus fancying itself as wise
has arisen from the East 
and spread its tentacles all over the world 
Offering gifts of pain, suffering and death
Instead of gold, frankincense and myrrh 
in adoration of the new Messiah.

. . .

In the streams of a large conservatory greenhouse in London, Set Enterprises secret agent Miranda Singh saw two multicoloured goldfish that she had never seen in the stream before swim to escape a shark she had never seen in that stream before.

The goldfish leapt above a huge rock towards another stream.

The shark likewise leapt and landed on the rock hitting its head knocking itself out.

The shark then metamorphosed into the form of the Greek god Ares.

Ares still lay there unconscious.

The two goldfish then shapeshifted into human form.

One of them Miranda recognized as being Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing.

And the other she recognized as being Mahina the Hawaiian and Polynesian Goddess of the Moon.

They left the conservatory.

Miranda looked down at the stream and thought, “Oh brave new world that has such people in it.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday March 30th


  1. Geetha B said,

    I love it. It appeals to my Alice in Wonderland mindset 🙂

  2. Kritika said,

    I like Tallbanger. He carries cream pies and throws the same at an exact time on the right person. 😀
    The ending is wonderful.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you, Kritika. 🙂

      Yes, Tallbanger 🐰 has the ability to throw cream pies🍛🥧 at the right individual 🤡at the most opportune moment 🕰⏳. 😂

      • Kritika said,

        Imagining the same, makes me laugh a loud. 😜😂
        Thank you for sharing 🙂

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        You’re very welcome, Kritika. 😀

  3. Hyperion said,

    I bet St Peter’s bones are clattering under the Vatican over the Pope’s mishandling of the ancient crucifix. But, who needs the Pope when we have Miranda and Mihinda.

  4. David Redpath said,

    I saw the vision of the Pope,
    on his lonesome, out in the rain.
    I didn’t know that such a significant
    religious icon was being damaged
    due to some moronic decision (and I’m not talking about Pope Francis).

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      What moronic decision would that be, David? 🤔

      Some other clown besides Pope Francis involved? 🤡

  5. Dawn Renee said,

    An unexpected fish out of water tale for an equally unexpected character. 🙂

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