Reblog of The Death of The March Hare: A Poem

March 31, 2020 at 10:00 pm (Fantasy, Literature, Mystery/horror, Mythology, Poetry) (, , , , , )

A narrative poem I wrote 3 years ago today:

Dracul Van Helsing


On her throne, Persephone the Queen of the Underworld did decree
that the March Hare had brought joy to far too many
and it was time that this valiant hare should die
and should be now before March time did fly

So on this last day of March 2017
as the Hare drank tea with a Heartly Queen
the Messenger of Death did drop Polonium-210
into the hare’s teacup at the stroke of Big Ben

The hare raised the tea to his lips
as Mad Hatter recalled his latest trips
up through and outside the Rabbit hole
when the poor hare turned as black as coal

“Remember to pay the phone bill” were the Hare’s last words before he died
as into the frying pan went the Heartly queen’s kipper being fried
The March Hare fell over quite dead
and the Heartly queen turned bright red
“I did not say…

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  1. velvetscreams said,

    You are so skilled in writing and from this poem, it shows you have always been good. Long time 😁

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  3. Jessica said,

    For some reason I can’t comment in the original post. What can I say… I love the poem 😄

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      That’s strange, the WP gremlins must be at it again not letting you comment there.

      Glad you love the poem. 😀

      • Jessica said,

        Hasn’t Pan Goatee wipe them out yet? 😂😂😂

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I think he’s currently in the same Intensive Care Unit of the same hospital as UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson.

        Pan Goatee made the mistake of not cleaning his astral laser machetes with the right 75% alcohol to 2% hydrogen peroxide content. 😂😂😂

      • Jessica said,

        Oh my gosh 😁

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,


  4. Kritika said,

    Like the photograph of The Queen of Underworld. She looks to be intimidating.
    The Hares last word very apt. Lols.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thanks very much, Kritika. 🙂

      Yes, Persephone looks very intimidating indeed.

      Yes, the Hare’s last words- very apt! 😂

      I imagine the phone company is very grateful for them. 🤣

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