Ethiopian Communist Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus: Beijing Regime’s “Useful Idiot” As Head of WHO

April 4, 2020 at 11:21 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

Ethiopian Communist Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus: Beijing Regime’s “Useful Idiot” As Head of WHO

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was reading a dossier put together by the Set Enterprises Intelligence Gathering Unit (consisting of various secret agents including Set’s Executive Assistant Miranda Singh and the 6 foot 8 tall Welsh pooka bunny rabbit Harvey Tallbanger in between his periodic episodes of throwing cream pies in the faces of various jack asses and airheads) on WHO’s head Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus.

Renfield read, “As Director-General of the World Health Organization, Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus is the highest ranking medical official in the world but he isn’t even a real medical doctor.
In fact, he’s the first person to lead the WHO without a medical degree.
Tedros is simply a Communist academic (he has a Ph.D not an MD) who has never cured a single patient in his entire life.
Tedros is actually a politician (a member of two Marxist parties in Ethiopia – the Tigrayan People’s Liberation Front and the Ethiopian People’s Revolutionary Democratic Front – who served as Ethiopia’s Minister of Health from 2005 to 2012 and Ethiopia’s Minister of Foreign Affairs from 2012 to 2016) who hired a public relations firm from the United States to help get him the lucrative top job at the WHO.
Mercury Public Affairs put together a snazzy presentation for him to present to the world body but when it came time for him to answer questions, he couldn’t answer any.
It was only through the intense backing and lobbying of the People’s Republic of China that Dr. Tedros was able to land himself the top job at WHO.
Dr. Tedros, being a Communist revolutionary who served in a government that killed its own people in the streets and who as Ethiopia’s Minister of Health covered up several cholera epidemics in his own country, was the sort of person who was right up the Chinese Communist state’s alley.
The Ethiopian capital’s newspaper the Addis Ababa Standard even published an editorial calling for the WHO not to appoint Dr. Tedros its Director-General.
But the WHO listened to Xi Jinping and not the Addis Ababa Standard.

Miranda had included in the dossier the following notation from Wikipedia, “As Minister of Health, Tedros was able to form close relationships with prominent figures including former American President Bill Clinton and the Clinton Foundation and Bill and Melinda Gates and the Gates Foundation.”

“Well,” Renfield noted, “That says right there what sort of person Tedros is. Hobnobbing with such globalist elitist scumbags as Bill Clinton and Bill and Melinda Gates.”

The dossier went on to note that Dr. Tedros took office as head of the WHO beginning on July 1st 2017 for a 5-year term of office.
Dr. Tedros’ first major decision upon taking office was to name Zimbabwe’s Marxist totalitarian dictator Robert Mugabe as WHO Goodwill Ambassador to the African Union on October 18th 2017.

“Well,” Renfield sipped a can of non-Corona beer, “that says right then and there what manner of sound mind and judgment this Dr. Tedros character is.”

Back on January 14th of this year, Dr. Tedros (under pressure from the Xi Jinping regime) had tweeted on WHO’s Twitter account that “there is no clear evidence of human-to-human transmission of the novel Coronavirus”.
Later he was forced to backtrack on January 23rd when too much evidence was emerging to the contrary.
And under continuing pressure from Communist China, Dr. Tedros refused to call the Coronavirus a pandemic until March 11th when by then 114 countries had already reported over 118,000 cases.

Harvey Tallbanger (who was currently working on one super doozy of a cream pie for Dr. Tedros) said how the world might have started better preparing and arranging for such things as PPEs if Dr. Tedros had declared a pandemic much sooner.

Noted Tallbanger, “Dr. Tedros has blood on his hands back from when his nation’s Communist government slaughtered people in the streets and now when the world’s most vulnerable cower in their homes due to the Coronavirus pandemic and suffocate to death at the hands of an inept bootlicker of the Chinese Communists.”

Renfield thought to himself, “Dr. Tedros should be taken in front of the International Criminal Court and tried and if found guilty he should be taken out and shot by firing squad.
Capital punishment is the way to go for offences such as this. For in these times, it doesn’t do the world a Hell of a lot of good to be a pablum puking liberal.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday April 4th


  1. Henry Lewis said,

    There’s going to be a long queue for the firing squad.

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  3. Hyperion said,

    Ahh, Renfield finds the truth as unpalatable as a dog poop sandwich. Yet we have all taken a bite without complaint. Sad. So horrendously bad. Mugabe killed more people than Stalin and forced his country back 200 years into ignorance, pestilence, starvation, and fear. No better goodwill ambassador could be found. Well, when one spends their life circling the bowl down low, turds are bound to become good friends. It’s a perfect storm of biblical proportions with all the wrong people in all the right places to bring us to our knees and beg for a new paradigm with Gholas of past despots in charge. We are fresh out of heroes like Vlad the Impaler that kept his dear Wallachia free of invaders until they finally cut him down in battle in 1477. His cruelty was real towards his enemies, but greatly overstated by the fearful minions he kicked back across the Danube as a way of justifying their own rape and pillage of this distant allegiant to the German Crown. It was the myths sewn by his enemies that persisted in history. Rise Vlad Dracula and strike fear in the bladder and bowel of our enemies. I wonder if this means we are doomed?

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Vlad Dracula was a great hero.

      Wow, someone was certainly pissed at me exposing Dr. Turdos as a Communist with ties to the PRC.

      All last night, both my iPhone and tablet kept flashing on and off.

      Then when I first got on the Net on both, these security alerts kept appearing on my screen.

      And the house WiFi was moving slower than molasses down Harvey Weeneystain’s backside.

      That’s why it took several hours between responding to Henry’s comment above there and the comment directly above you and then your comment, Daniel.

      The WiFi finally conked out.

      Like my Dracul Van Helsing character who’s got the blood of both Vlad Dracula and Abraham Van Helsing flowing through his veins, I must have the same.

      I never knew anything about Dr. Tedros 3 nights ago and then a chance comment somebody made on a video, I started researching on my own on-line and discovered all this stuff about him.

      So far nobody in what Trump calls the lamestream media (one of the few areas I agree with Trump about something) has presented this connection.

      Do we really want a pro-PRC Communist in charge of the WHO during a pandemic?

      • Hyperion said,

        The team over at Set Enterprise has their hands full cleaning up this mess. Renfield and Sherrielock are going to need all hands on deck and they need a good source of cream pies. I can see your bloodline back to Count Dracula has been a positive influence on you. Keep up the good work.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Thanks, Daniel.

        It looks like one side effect of this pandemic is the world is going to turn into one massive Charlie Chaplin and Laurel and Hardy silent film at least as far as most world leaders and so-called experts go.

        The world’s bakers won’t be able to make cream pies fast enough.

        Yes, Renfield and Sherrielock definitely have their hands full.

      • Hyperion said,

        I think we will have to import cream pies from China. They are the only nation willing to mass produce goods using child experts and substituting deadly chemicals for ordinary ingredients to get the proper look and feel of a good creme pie to the face. Unfortunately, the creme would likely be made from chalk, goats milk and .Elmer’s glue. But it will sure stick better.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Potential cream pie victims of the world, beware!

        You have nothing to lose but your dignity. 🀑🀑🀑

      • Hyperion said,

        LoL πŸ˜‚ that image is seared in my mind. A cream pie awaits those that do nefarious things. If that doesn’t work then a cat of nine tails applied to the tomato colored buns by the immortal dominatrix, Sherrielock Holmes should do the trick.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        A cream pie in the face and tomatoed cheeks on the bottom
        Await those who are thoroughly rotten.😎

      • Hyperion said,

        An excellent Haiku or there abouts. πŸ‘

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Thanks, Daniel. πŸ˜€

      • Hyperion said,

        Well earned Chris

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,


  4. Jessica said,

    Lost for words right now… I wish to jump into some other reality where this pandemic did not happen. I hate reading WHO articles, because… how can they say so much without saying anything? Reading their stuff some as they’re very deep but looking closely they actually means nothing 😦

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      That’s very true, Jessica.

      Good you’re able to spot that.

      A lot of people can’t .

      I’m always suspicious of articles that sound like they’re imparting something really deep and then when you examine the words carefully, they’re basically saying nothing. πŸ™

      • Jessica said,

        That’s exactly it. It’s the same with almost all politicians. If you ask them how they’ll solve a specific problem they will usually reply with “That’s a good question” and give a long winding (yawn worthy) intelligent sounding speech without giving any answer.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        You know politicians’ answers to questions quite well, Jessica. πŸ˜‚

      • Jessica said,


      • Dracul Van Helsing said,


  5. David Redpath said,

    Thank you Chris. I always find your
    well researched geopolitical writings
    an invaluable alternative to the daily
    pabulum served up by the mainstream
    media … whilst eating my morning
    serve of pablum 😎

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