Good Friday 2020

April 10, 2020 at 10:45 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Poetry, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

Good Friday 2020

The shooting flames of fire silver haired disembodied head of Jesuit priest Pierre Teilhard de Chardin was having shooters with the Inca earth Mother Goddess Pachamama as well as the demons Baal and Baphomet inside an empty Rome taverna in order to celebrate the 65th Anniversary of his kicking the bucket.

April 10th 1955 – the date of his death- was an Easter Sunday that year.

And today- the 65th Anniversary- happened to be a Good Friday.

The trouble with Teilhard drinking shooters (in addition to the loads of leaks and dripping from his head on to the floor) was that the flames of fire emerging from his silver gray locks of hair rose even higher due to the alcohol intake.

The priest’s head might soon start to resemble a well endowed brandy filled and just lit Christmas pudding in a Charles Dickens tale.

“How did you get released from Tartarus anyhow?” Baal asked as he drank a bucketful of different mixed shooters.

“Pope Francis put in the request with Hades last year and Hades concurred,” Teilhard answered.

“Why was just your head released?” Baphomet inquired as he looked at his bright pink fingernail polished hands and hooves.

“Well it was originally all of me,” Teilhard explained, “Unfortunately for me, Cerberus failed to get the memo from Hades that I was to be temporarily released. So he bit my head off with one of his snarling heads when I tried to leave the Underworld. He made mincemeat out of the rest of my body and a tailor who specialized in sewing occultic garments for Freemasons during his lifetime is currently trying to sew my spectral ghostly body back together.”

“What a bummer!” Hiccoughed Baal.

“I always find bummers quite delightful myself,” the bisexual bi-species demon harrumphed in lisping fashion.

Pachamama laughed as she sipped a Mai Tai and toyed with the elegant sleeves of her scarlet red dress.

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was having a dream where Bill Gates was in the laboratory of Dr. Victor Frankenstein’s castle.

“I’m financing the development of 7 different vaccines for the Covid-19 Coronavirus,” Gates cackled madly to the long suffering hunchback Igor, “all of which will be made with the embryonic stem cells of babies sacrificed to Moloch. Waaahaaughaaaa!”.

Gates went totally insane as lightening and thunder flashed around the castle.

Melinda Gates entered the lab sporting a hairstyle that very much resembled that of the Bride of Frankenstein as played by Elsa Lanchester in the 1935 film.

“I’m having a bad hair day!” Melinda shrieked into the mirror just before it broke.

. . .

On this Good Friday, Archbishop Michel Aupetit of Paris joined by 7 priests and a female choir singer led a Good Friday service in veneration of the Crown of Thorns in Notre Dame Cathedral four days before the 1st anniversary of the devastating fire that occurred there.

. . .

On a Cross almost 2000 years ago
The Lord Jesus Christ was the Lamb of God slain for the sins of the world,
Minutes before His Death,
Jesus momentarily experienced 
in a moment that must have felt like an eternity 
what an individual human soul feels when he/she experiences the knowledge of eternal separation from God now and forever- never ending 
In a scream of agony that could be heard all across Jerusalem 
These bloodcurdling words, 
Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani, 
My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me? 
poured forth from Jesus’ lips 
And in that moment,
Jesus Christ,
Son of God, Son of Mary,
experienced the agony of the eternally damned.
Then having lived that moment in what must have seemed an eternity, 
Jesus said, I thirst 
And having received a sponge filled with vinegar on his lips, 
He cried,
It is finished.
And gave up His own spirit.

-A vampire novel chapter and poem
written by Christopher
Good Friday 
April 10th 2020.

13 Comments

  1. Judy Kim said,

    💖🕊

  2. Kritika said,

    Melinda Gates had a bad hair day. Lols was that the lighting effect. Bummers are delightful.
    Enjoyed the chapter.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thanks very much, Kritika. 🙂

      Yes, the lightening 🌩⚡ was having quite the hilarious exotic effect on the Gates of Hell.

  3. Jessica said,

    Bill Gates being experimented and going insane was a lovely 😆😈

  4. shankjoejoe said,

    Fantastic!

  5. David Redpath said,

    It does all come down to the work
    of Christ on the cross of Calvary.
    Almost two thousand years of man
    made erroneous religious doctrines,
    and dogmas, don’t add up to a mole
    hill of beans when stacked up against
    this simple truth.

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