The Gates of Hell

April 11, 2020 at 11:52 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, Politics, Sports, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel)

The Gates of Hell

aka Bill and Melinda Gates

“The Gates of Hell shall not prevail against my Church.”
-Jesus Christ

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was reading through a dossier that had been put together by the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit examining the connection between Bill Gates, the World Health Organization, the Chinese Communist Party, the Vatican and the New York Times proclaimed American expert on Covid-19- Dr. Anthony Fauci.

Renfield was reading in terms of numbers that the chances of recovery from the Covid-19 Coronavirus is 98%.

“You wouldn’t know that from the number of news broadcasters who are wearing their Chicken Little outfits at the start of every morning, noon and evening news broadcast,” Renfield thought.

Renfield noted an Associated Press News Story from September 26th 2018 of the CDC (Center For Disease Control) reporting that there had been 80,000 deaths in the U.S. from the flu the previous winter.

Then he read a comment from Bill Gates on the recent Covid-19 pandemic, “We need a nationwide shutdown in the U.S. for 18 months. We may never go back to normal again.”

Renfield thought of how Bill Gates (who had never even graduated from college) now fancied himself both a medical doctor and an economist.

Then Gates added in an interview, “Mass gatherings can’t be allowed until we have a vaccine for this.”

Renfield thought, “Who elected this asshole the President of the world? Who’s he to say when mass gatherings can and cannot be held?”.

Echoing Bill Gates’ sentiment, senile Joe Biden’s leading economic advisor called on television in an MSNBC interview for 18 months of shutdown, “Covid-19 will be here for the next 18 months or more. We will not be able to return to normalcy until we find a vaccine or effective medication for it. Conferences, concerts, sporting events, religious services, dinner in a restaurant, none of that will resume until we find a vaccine.”

“My God, what Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Napoleon Bonaparte, Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin and Mao Tse-tung would have given to have such power over humanity,” Renfield sipped his cup of tea.

“There may be no returning to normal from the Coronavirus pandemic,” according to Dr. Anthony Fauci (the Globalist Ministry of Fear and Propaganda’s unofficial U.S. spokesman), “until we can find a vaccine that can save us and this may take a while.”

Miranda Singh noted, “This is a statement made by the man who promised to find a vaccine for the AIDS/HIV epidemic and never did.”

“So now we have a global equivalent of the USSR (but even worse!) until this guy finds a vaccine for the novel Coronavirus,” Renfield reached for a bottle of gin, “Well that’s not going to happen. So we’ve got Orwell’s 1984 in 2020 (but even worse!) going on from here till eternity.”

Renfield then read how back in 2012, Melinda Gates on CNN told an interviewer that “we now have ways to track which African girls are practicing contraception.”

“Why do they want to track African girls and their practice of contraception?” Renfield asked, “Isn’t that racist?”.

The same paragraph noted that in December 2019, Bill Gates announced that they had come out with a tracking chip to determine which people have had what vaccine.

“Wow, how about this for a coincidence?” Renfield repeated Dustin Hoffman’s line to Katharine Ross at the back of the bus in the late 1960s film The Graduate, “Bill Gates comes out with this tracking chip about the same time that some reports of a new novel Coronavirus is starting to emerge in the city of Wuhan, China.”

“Wow, surprise, surprise!” Renfield was now reading that Melinda Gates had recently said in a Business Insider article that there would be a vaccine for Covid-19 but not for another 18 months.

“I wonder why they’re so obsessed with the number 18,” Renfield mused aloud.

Then he suddenly remembered that three sixes (6-6-6) make 18.

Then Renfield read the list comprising the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation Decade of Vaccines Collaboration Leadership Council.

Among the names on the list was Dr. Anthony Fauci the Director of NIAD, National Institute of Health and Dr. Margaret Chan the former Director-General of WHO.

The Gates Foundation had of course recently announced that it was going to provide $105 million to combat the Coronavirus.

Renfield went on to read that in the last known budgetary information available that in “2017 the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation had contributed almost $327 million to the WHO’s budget, second only to that of the United States government.”

“He who pays the piper calls the tune,” the ghost of Orson Welles’ pet parrot Rosebud piped up at that point.

The report went on to note how Bill Gates was an ardent global population controller having showered praise on Communist China’s government back in the 1990s for their One Child Policy.

And how Bill Gates along with numerous other population controllers such as economist Jeffrey Sachs, billionaire George Soros, aging rock star Bono and former UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon had made a revolving door of going in and out of the Vatican ever since Jorge Mario Bergoglio had been elected Pope Francis back in 2013.

And now Jeffrey Sachs had just announced that with the soon collapse of the global economy in the wake of the Covid-19 pandemic, how he (Sachs) and other experts would soon be meeting in Assisi to plan the implementation of what Sachs called the “new global economy – the Economy of Francesco”.

The Francesco to which Sachs was referring was Pope Francis not Saint Francis of Assisi (Saint Francis of Assisi the man who had on his death bed almost 800 years ago had prophesied to his attending monks that someday a satanic antipope would arise who’d usurp the papal throne and take for his Papal name the Saint’s (Francis’) own name).

“I wonder if when announcing the Economy of Francesco,” Renfield mused aloud, “they’ll include the caveat “Any resemblance between the Economy of Francesco and Soviet Stalinism/Chinese Maoism is purely coincidental.”

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was having another nightmare about Bill Gates where Bill Gates was dressed up as 1980s singer Belinda Carlisle (definitely a nightmare) and singing a paraphrased version of her hit song (Heaven Is A Place On Earth) with the Gates version being Hell Is A Place On Earth:

Ooh, baby, do you know what I’m worth,
Ooh, Hell is a place on Earth,
They say in Hell, the gates come first
We’ll make Hell a place on Earth,
Ooh, Hell is a place on Earth,

When the population falls down 
below 500 mil
like it says on Georgia’s Guidestones 
And the world’s empty 
Without the sound of kids
On the streets outside 

When you walk into a room quarantined
And you pull me close so I shoot you dead 
Cause we’re not social distancing 
Like we’re supposed to in this wave of hate 

Ooh, baby, do you know what I’m worth,
Ooh, Hell is a place on Earth,
They say in Hell the gates come first
We’ll make Hell a place on Earth, 
Ooh, Hell is a place on Earth.

When I feel alone,
I reach for you 
Now ashes in an urn,
When I’m lost at sea
A cruise ship 
that can’t dock for eternity

In this world we’re just beginning 
to understand the miracle of living
But I put an end to all that 
Because I’m God for ever more…

-A vampire novel chapter 
written by Christopher
Saturday April 11th


  1. Jess@thebookofjess said,

    Good read!

  2. Tejasv Kalra said,

    Great Read!!

  3. stolzyblog said,

    gotta get Gaga to do a cover of that tune, or maybe Bjork.

  4. Aishwarya.K.G said,

    Wonderful writing!❤️

  5. shankjoejoe said,

    Fantastically accurate! Great read!

  6. Dawn Renee said,

    Interesting numerical connection
    I think similarly possibly too often.
    … and yep, just like that, the right to assemble – gone.
    life, liberty & pursuit of happiness – almost gone.
    I’ll forgive you making me hear that song in my head. The words made up for it. : )

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Glad you enjoyed the paraphrased version that Bill Gates sang. 🙂

      • Dawn Renee said,

        But only that version [Giggle]

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Belinda Carlisle will be undergoing Hell on Earth if she finds out you prefer Bill Gates’ version to hers. 😂

      • Dawn Renee said,

        Haha! She’ll just have to get over it & move on, maybe she’ll find some latent talent there.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        LOL ! 🤣

      • Dawn Renee said,

        Perhaps I’m being too harsh on the gal. I’ll seem nicer if I admit I have an awful voice. Terrible, I think. Hers is better. There. I’m nicer now.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,


  7. Anonymole said,

    Curious song, reminiscent of one I believe.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, Belinda Carlisle.

      I once bought a VHS videotape (remember those now antiquated items) of Belinda Carlisle music videos where she wore a bunch of sexy outfits in each video.

      I used to enjoy watching that tape back in the day. 😍

  8. Jessica said,

    Read Bill Gates. Read. Now I’m satisfied 😆

  9. David Redpath said,

    Thank you very much, Chris.
    I’ve had to reappraise my love of
    Belinda Carlisle and The Go-Go’s,
    and I’ve come to the conclusion
    that their songs were Covid I9
    prophesies. For example …

    * Our Lips Are Sealed
    * Head Over Heels
    * Get Up And Go
    * The Whole World Lost It’s Head
    * Stuck In My Car
    * Throw Me A Curve
    * I Get Weak
    * Fading Fast
    * It’s Everything But Partytime
    * A Prayer For Everyone
    * Skidmarks In My Heart
    (presumably from a defibrillator)

    And the list goes on, just like the beat.
    As with Nostradamus, true prophets,
    and prophetesses, are rarely recognised
    in their lifetime. For Belinda Carlisle &
    The Go-Go’s, this is truly an exception
    now that their prophetic songs have
    come to fruition 😎

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Actually I once had a vision brought on by smoking Western Dock (a mild hallucinogenic plant used by plains Cree and Blackfoot in some of their ritual ceremonies) in my sister’s house after we had picked some growing in the town slough in which Belinda Carlisle appeared to me as a lovely short skirted Pythian Prophetess of Apollo at Delphi.

      True story. 😎

      So no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

  10. David Redpath said,

    You truly are a golden child
    of the Universe, Chris 🙏
    Just don’t mention that Western
    Dock to Uncle Ernie. He would go
    straight to work hybriding it into
    something more wild than mild 🥴

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, I can just imagine what would happen if Uncle Ernie genetically modified Western Dock was unleashed on the world. 😱

      • David Redpath said,

        He’s very busy in his laboratory🔬🛠️
        working on a vaccine for lock down
        boredom 🔒 “Project Covidious”.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        After taking that, he’ll be undergoing Covid’s metamorphoses as opposed to Ovid’s metamorphoses. 🦹🏻‍♀🦹🏻‍♂🧜🏻‍♀🧜🏻‍♂🧚🏻‍♀🧚🏻‍♂🧟‍♀🧟‍♂🧞‍♀🧞‍♂

      • David Redpath said,

        Uncle Ernie, with his drag queen 👸
        alter ego, Cumelita, is the maestro
        of metamorphosen. With, or without.
        his lederhosen, pink sequined 👙
        g-string, or bag of pharmakeia tricks.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That sounds like quite the advertisement for his one man/woman show.

        Wonder how they fit all that on to the marquee. 🤔

  11. David Redpath said,

    It’s a mystery to me, Chris.
    My mother never allowed me
    to attend one of Uncle Ernie’s
    Drag show extravaganzas.
    Now that he’s much older, quite
    frankly, I wouldn’t want to 😱 🙈

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