Bill Gates and The Hansel and Gretel Eating Witch Sophie Lewis

April 15, 2020 at 10:59 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Bill Gates and The Hansel and Gretel Eating Witch Sophie Lewis

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was reading an old AMORC Southern California Rosicrucian Order booklet from the 1960s teaching one how to astral project.

The lobster found himself in an artists’ studio on the Bill Gates estate.

And there was Bill Gates painting an oil painting of Santa Muerte (the Mexican female deity of death who was a post-Cortez conquest representation of Mictecacihuatl – literally “Lady of the Dead” in Nahuatl the language of the Aztecs- who was the Aztec goddess of death) holding hands with Pachamama the Inca earth mother goddess.

On the old gramophone record that Gates was listening to, someone doing a very bad impersonation of Louis Armstrong’s voice was singing, “I see 7 billion people dead and I think to myself what a wonderful world…”

Gates started whistling a happy tune in conjunction with the lyrics.

Baal and Baphomet entered the room.

“Bill,” Baal rubbed his metallic furnace tummy and belched some CO2 caused by eating too many embryonic stem cells, “Trump has cut U.S. Government funding to the World Health Organization. How are we going to roll out the Mark of the Beast vaccine if our primary organization for imposing it on humanity gets its funding cut?”.

“Well,” Gates put down his brush and palette of oil paints, “I did attack Trump in a tweet. I suspect he’ll attack me back in a tweet shortly.”

“Still, what will we do about WHO funding?” Baphomet did a pirouette around the room in his/ her pink ballet covered goats’ hooves.

“I’ll put in a call to Xi Jinping,” Gates picked his nose with his paint brush so he wouldn’t be touching his face with his finger, “After all he owes WHO’s Director-General Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus a favour for covering up how badly the Chinese Communist Party handled the pandemic in its initial stages back in December even harassing the Wuhan ophthalmologist Dr. Li Wenliang for daring to bring up the subject of a new Coronavirus infecting humans with the authorities.”

“Well, do that as soon as possible,” Baal ordered.

Gates reached for his smart phone and fast dialled Xi Jinping’s number.

. . .

Sitting cross-legged in front of a statue of Hecate the Greek goddess of witchcraft was a cackling Sophie Lewis who wrote articles for the George Soros leftist rag that called itself openDemocracy (an oxymoronic name for a group hoping to shut down democracy in favour of a global totalitarian regime).

In the article, she wrote that she hoped that locking people in their homes during the Coronavirus pandemic would lead to the death of the nuclear family.

She then proceeded to bring out 4 voodoo dolls – one marked Dad, one marked Mom, one marked little Johnny and one marked little Susie.

She then stuck pins in each doll and cackled wildly, “Death. Death to you all.”

Her oven alarm went off.

She went to the kitchen where she had been baking gingerbread cookies in the shapes of the children Hansel and Gretel.

Sophie Lewis was positive that in her previous reincarnation she had been the witch who lived in the enchanted hut in the forest whom those nasty children Hansel and Gretel had pushed into the fiery oven after she had tried to eat them both.

“Revenge, sweet revenge,” Sophie cackled as she ate a dozen Hansel shaped gingerbread cookies and a dozen Gretel shaped gingerbread cookies.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday April 15th
2020.

9 Comments

  1. Jessica said,

    Who the hell dare to ruin Louis Armstrong’s song! Confess so that I can end him. And who care about an offensive tweets for god sake. They’re not high school students. This is a matter of life. Gosh.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, the person who dared to ruin Louis Armstrong’s song should be shot.

      Most people who tweet on Twitter seem to be those who want to perpetuate the immaturity and imbecility of the High School years.

      That’s why I rarely use or look at Twitter.

      • Jessica said,

        Haha πŸ˜€ me too! I don’t think I’ve been visiting my Twitter since last year! It only gets updated when I schedule post that automatically tweets for me hehe 😁

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, that’s about the same for me as well. 🀣

      • Jessica said,

        πŸ˜‚

  2. Kritika said,

    Indeed a sweet revenge. 😁 Attack on twitter, spears and bows emoticons πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ acerbic words would fall short 😁

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