Origins of May The Fourth

May 4, 2020 at 10:00 pm (Entertainment, Film, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Movies, Mystery, News, Science-Fiction, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , )

Origins of May The Fourth

Back in the mid-1970s as George Lucas was holding auditions for the voice of Darth Vader for his upcoming Star Wars motion picture, among those auditioning for the voice role were writer and actor Truman Capote.

This was the line all audition participants were to speak when auditioning for the Darth Vader voice role, “May the Force be with you.”

Then it came Truman Capote’s turn to audition.

Truman Capote (speaking with his usual fruity lisp): May the fourth be with you.

Thinking that for a galactic villain whose voice was supposed to send chills down audience spines and make their blood run cold, the makers of Star Wars settled for the deep baritone voice of James Earl Jones instead.

However back in the early 2000s, an Australian with the popular nickname of Uncle Ernie found the Truman Capote audition video tape in an old Star Wars lunch box he found in some old cupboards in his backyard unregulated and illegal pharmaceutical manufacturing lab.

And a legend was born.

Since that time, May the Fourth became known as International Star Wars Day.

As May the Force Be With You became Truman Capote’s immortal May the Fourth Be With You.

. . .

“Beam me up, Scotty,” William Shatner spoke to his AI automated dispenser of his favourite brand of toilet paper as he sat on his starship throne.

. . .

Meanwhile in the catacombs of Paris, Marmalade Montague the eccentric former baker who had recently proclaimed himself Court Scientist to the Court of Louis Quatorze overheard a plot by a group of Grand Orient Lodge Freemasons to turn Notre Dame Cathedral into a New Age Freemasonic Temple.

Said the Grand Orient Lodge master, “I’ve been told by the Divine Falcon Headed Human Body Hybrid Horus himself that a world altering miracle will happen this coming May 14th.”

“That’s the same day Pope Francis told all the religions of the world to pray together isn’t it?” the Lodge secretary inquired.

“It is,” the Grand Orient Lodge master answered.

Marmalade Montague decided he better exit the catacombs before his presence was noted.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday May 4thΒ 
2020.


The Greek goddess Aphrodite pointing downwards at a snake slithering along the floor of one of the Vatican Museum halls.

16 Comments

  1. Jessica said,

    That would have been hilarious if they truly made “May the fourth be with you” for Star Wars and I wonder how many would pick it up. It will probably slip my ears.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Truman Capote had a very unique effeminate pansy like voice.

      The audiences would have been rolling in the aisles with laughter instead of sliding back in their seats with fright if he had played Darth Vader.

      If you can find a 1970s movie called Murder By Death on YouTube where Truman Capote plays the owner of a mysterious mansion to which all the world’s greatest detectives have been invited, you can get an idea of what his voice sounded like. πŸ˜‚

      • Jessica said,

        I’ll keep it in mind. I need some laughter right now πŸ™‚

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, funny movies are always good in these times. πŸ˜€

        I watched a 2002 Adam Sandler movie Mr. Deeds earlier this week.

        Hilariously funny. πŸ˜‚

  2. Candy L said,

    I love this – but particularly the segment below about Marlmalade Montague and the catacombs in Paris.. I wanted the story to continue on! It reads like the beginning of a fantastic horror story!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you, Candy. ❀

      Hopefully, it will be the beginning of a fantastic horror story. πŸ™‚

  3. Candy L said,

    Make it happen!!!πŸ˜‰ ❀

  4. Kritika said,

    Beam me up 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 Is is the similar throne I am considering where the toilet paper roll hangs nearby 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
    Happy to see Uncle Ernie. Now its time to be high 😎🀘

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, everyone needs to be beamed up these days. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

      Yes, it’s the Colorado Rocky Mountain High as performed by Uncle Ernie. 😎🀟🏻

  5. David Redpath said,

    Uncle Ernie is a big Star Wars fan,
    as well as bing a bit of a Trekkie.
    He’s got Captain Kirks treks all
    down his back, with a tattoo saying
    “Beam me up, Ernie!”. Every May 4th.
    Uncle Ernie dons his Princess Leia
    slave outfit and a puts on a show
    where he’s rescued from Slabba the
    Slut, by a dashing Hands Duo. Poor
    Luke Slywanker only has a small part, being Princess Leia’s brorher, since
    the whole show ends up a storm
    trooping orgy, and Uncle Ernie draws
    the line at incest. The only line known
    to exist, in this, or any other Uncle
    Ernie Universe!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I imagine that was a show that was raided quite often.

      • David Redpath said,

        Especially after the big final act,
        where Uncle Ernie’s Princess Leia
        leaves little doubt the she is
        actually Luke Slywanker’s sister.
        And I do mean mean little πŸ₯œ

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Much ado about nothing as the Bard would have said if he had reviewed the show. ✍🏻

  6. thefirstdark said,

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