Marxist Puppets On Strings
Pan Goatee exited the grocery store where a very unusual version of an old Elvis Presley song was playing above the store aisles,
“Are you Marxist tonight?
Are you sorry you read Das Kapital?….”
While exiting the store, the genetically created satyr serial killer encountered a fat ugly blimp with a butch haircut and a streak of a very ugly looking shade of blue in her hair.
“Why don’t you wear a paper bag over your head when you go out in public, you ugly looking bull dyke freak?” Goatee commented as he lopped off her head with his astral laser machete.
“Hey, you shouldn’t call people bull dyke freaks,” snivelled a man who could have easily passed for being a member of Pope Francis’ curia if he lived at the Vatican or a hairdresser if he lived in Beverly Hills California, “especially during Pride week when we’ve got the Marxist-Leninist New Age Maitreyan occultic inverted rainbow displayed all over the place?”.
“Why don’t you turn into a pillar of salt like Lot’s wife did?” Goatee calmly answered as he lopped off the whiner’s head.
The whiner’s head exploded in a massive burst of salt (with a dash of pepper) as it hit the ground.
Meanwhile over in Beijing, Xi Jinping was playing with some controls that managed the electric invisible puppet strings that controlled Xi’s puppet Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus the Ethiopian Communist who had headed the World Health Organization since 2017.
“The Covid-19 virus is still here, the Covid-19 virus is still here,” Dr. Tedros shouted in a fit of apoplexy as he rode a toy horse coloured pale green.
“Good news on the Hong Kong front,” the supernatural entity known as the Black Dragon who was Xi’s spirit guide advisor smiled, “the Hong Kong Security Law is now law in Hong Kong. We can now start throwing people in jail by the millions.”
“That’s great,” Xi beamed like a beatific Buddha if Buddha had been possessed by a demon, “no doubt Democatic Party governors and Mayors in America will continue to take notes from my actions as they round up Christians and other non-Marxists in the U.S.”.
“That is if the Neo-Marxist insurrectionists and Neo-Jacobin revolutionaries don’t guillotine them all first once they finish tearing down all the statues of the old America,” the Black Dragon laughed like Mount Vesuvius erupting over Pompeii in 79 AD.
“Exactly,” Xi got one of his drag queen roosters to lay a 1000-year-old egg.
“There’s good news on the Taiwan front as well,” the Black Dragon guffawed like Krakatoa erupting in 1883.
“Really?” Xi directed one of his guards to deliver the 1000-year-old egg to the Wuhan Institute of Virology for old times’ (i.e. December 2019) sake.
“Yes, in the supernatural realm angels who had been guarding the island of Taiwan on the orders of the Archangels Saint Michael and Saint Raphael have now withdrawn from Taiwan on their angelic commanders’ orders,” the Black Dragon cackled like Mount Pinatubo in 1991.
“Why?” Xi asked.
“Because Taiwan just held a huge Pride parade honouring the Alphabet Soup Disciples of Baphomet,” the Black Dragon started brushing his teeth with a Dyson powered vaccum cleaner.
“The Italian Marxist theoretician Antonio Gramsci was certainly right when he theorized that honouring Baal and Baphomet practices and introducing them into a country’s wider culture can easily pave the way for the triumph of Communism everywhere,” Xi got his drag queen rooster to lay another 1000-year-old egg, “We can probably annex Taiwan by summer’s end this year.”
Meanwhile on the White House lawn in Washington DC, Dr. Anthony Fauci wearing a Chicken Little suit (given him as a gift by Xi Jinping) started clucking, “100,000 cases a day are coming. 100,000 cases a day are coming.”
America’s leading self-proclaimed expert on viruses was then struck by a virus that turned him into a garden gnome lawn ornament.
“Where did that stupid looking lawn ornament come from?” Donald Trump asked his British butler and valet Lexington as he gazed out from his Oval Office window.
“No idea, sir,” Lexington shook his head, “It wasn’t there this morning when Andrew Jackson’s statue was chasing Nancy Pelosi across the lawn with a 6 foot giant Cuban cigar in his mouth.”
“Strange,” Trump wondered where Jackson got the Cuban cigar.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday June 30th
2020.
String On A Stick
String on a stick
Was his fishing line
as the boy sat on the banks of a small creek
No line, hook, sinker of a fancy fishing rod
Just sandals on his feet, a dog by his side
and over his head the endless rolling skies above
Skies of blue and sometimes gray
And a sunset to bid adieu to day
He sat and looked at the skies above
The dog wagged his tail
A cricket chirped a brief hello
and a butterfly danced on his nose
He dreamed someday of the man he would become
As he waited for the fish bite on string that never came
Far in the future no creek, no dog, no string on a stick
Just bills and work and deadlines and rush here rush there
Vows of eternal friendship with old classmates he no longer saw
In the adult world, friends are fickle and fleeting
They’re all around on your way up, all gone on your way down
Childhood dreams turn to dust
like sand after a prairie dust storm
The dark clouds no longer have the dramatic thunder of Zeus
But bouts of depression and occasionally despair
Lightning bolts may be dramatic still
But now they’ll keep one down as they move in for the kill
Life was golden down by that creek
with sandals on your feet
and a dog by your side
and clouds in the sky
and sunset bidding the day goodbye
and waiting for the fish bite on string that never came
but somehow life was happy just the same.
-A poem written by Christopher
Monday June 29th 2020
Pan Goatee Slays Heavy Drinking Uglo While Hades and Poseidon Hold Summit
Pan Goatee was sickened by the sight of some repulsively ugly looking creature entering a liquor store.
“I guess if I was as ugly looking as you are, I’d be driven to drink as well,” the satyr commented as he lopped the uglo’s head off with his astral laser machete.
He then cut up the said uglo into 999 quintillion pieces with his machete as he addressed the approaching blind folded and covid mask wearing rats and approaching blind folded and covid mask wearing nanites who’d be eating the remains of the uglo and then vomiting them up on the banks of the River Styx for transport to Tartarus, “With the Covid refusing to die down like a good virus, the United Nations’ Communist Secretary-General Antonio Guterres saying he hopes a global Marxist government can be quickly established as the “new normal” in a post-pandemic world and Neo-Bolshevik insurrectionists establishing a neo-Jacobin French Revolutionary style Reign of Terror in the U.S., you’re not helping matters aesthetically polluting Gaia by wandering around with your ugly looking faces ruining the days of sensible people everywhere but of course not the days of stupid people (of which there seems to be an overabundance in the Western world). Dickens said of the years of the original Reign of Terror, “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times”. But thanks to the repulsive pathetically ugly ugliness of uglos such as yourself, we’ve only got the “worst of times’ in this second Reign of Terror.”
Meanwhile down in the Underworld, Hades the Greek god of the underworld was holding a summit meeting with Poseidon the Greek god of the Ocean.
“The Underworld seems to be inundated with a lot of uglos these days because of that troublesome satyr Pan Goatee,” Hades complained to Poseidon.
“I don’t think you can blame Pan Goatee,” Poseidon came to the defense of the satyr, “you have to blame the Western world for somehow having an overabundance of ugly females. Our brother Zeus says he no longer visits Canada and the U.S.A. anymore when he’s feeling raunchy. It just invokes nausea in him.”
“Turning to another matter, I granted the ghost of General Andrew Jackson a dispensational release from Purgatory so he can go fight the Neo-Bolshevik insurgents that are trying to take over the U.S.,” Hades lit himself a cigar.
“Jackson heard about that?” Poseidon ate a scallop.
“Yes, news reached him about the Neo-Bolshevik insurgents trying to tear his statue down in the vicinity of the White House a few days ago so now he wants to go fight them,” Hades explained.
“And why did you agree to his request?” Poseidon asked.
“Because he provides me with such good cigars,” Hades blew smoke rings, “although I think he gets them from the ghost of his wife who was apparently quite the cigar connoisseur in her mortal life.”
“What’s the latest with the Neo-Bolshevik insurrection in the U.S. anyways?” Poseidon ate a lobster who was a distant cousin of Set Enterprises’ famed psychic lobster Michelangelo.
“I hear Antifa has been advertising a peaceful family friendly 4th of July Flag Burning at the Gettysburg Cemetery this coming 4th of July,” Hades drank a gin and tonic.
“I imagine Abe Lincoln’s ghost and Union General Ulysses S. Grant will be requesting dispensations if that goes ahead,” Poseidon remarked.
“Undoubtedly,” Hades nodded.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday June 28th
2020.
Atargatis In Alexandria
In the courtyard of the Royal Alexandria Hotel
she sat
the Syro-Phoenician goddess Atargatis
on a late June evening in 1939
Although the sands of time
In various hourglasses
kept turning over
This way and that
The Egyptian god Thoth passed by
holding keys of Time
She saw a man named Quentin Talbot
encounter Thessalonike of Macedon
The half-sister of Alexander the Great
a couple of nights ago in the hotel ballroom
Then the scene shifted to a beach at Dunwich in Suffolk
where Thessalonike was about to sacrifice Quentin
to the old Celtic gods
on a June evening in 2020.
Dracul Van Helsing arrived to save Quentin
from being sacrificed
The next thing Atargatis knew
was she saw Van Helsing
making out with her own daughter Semiramis
In the upper bedroom
Of a Dunwich pub and inn.
Seated in an armchair and holding a spectral glass of spectral red wine
And watching the mortal-immortal sexual encounter on the bed
Was the ghost of Orson Welles
Who said,
Being a peep and watching this makes me feel like King Leer
A voyeur of some importance.
The scene vanished again
And she saw Adolf Hitler encountering Josef Stalin
In an Egyptian tomb
that had been transferred to the dungeon of Castle Dracula
in Transylvania
Hitler and Stalin were playing a chess game
For controlling America in the year 2020
The young Chinese Communist revolutionary Mao Tse-tung
dropped by
And told Hitler to use his white knight to crush a black pawn
Der Fuhrer like all racists
thought all Asians looked the same
And mistaking Mao for one of his Japanese allies
followed the future Chairman Mao’s advice
Stalin moved in for the kill
As Mao applauded
General Robert E. Lee’s battle flag of Northern Virginia
went up in flames across a map of the American south
Followed by the Stars and Stripes going up in flames
Across a map of the entire United States of America
Soon to be replaced by the Hammer and Sickle.
Atargatis leaned back on her chaise lounge as the combined scorpion and Phoenix fan above her kept her cool
A shadow fell across her.
She opened her eyes.
“Van Helsing, I presume?”
She said to the man standing alongside the chaise lounge.
Orson Welles’ ghost found himself in the Royal Alexandria Hotel courtyard
“Once again, I’m a witness… I’m a witness…”
He rang the bell alongside his chaise lounge
to summon the hotel porter to bring him a glass of red wine.
-A narrative poem
and vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday June 27th
2020.
Reblog of Renfield R. Renfield Uncovers The 3rd Secret of Fatima
It was 20 years ago today the Vatican supposedly released The Third Secret of Fatima. They didn’t. Only the vision not the text. In November 2018, I found the text of the secret in the full message of Our Lady of Akita to a Japanese nun Sister Agnes.
Austrian Chancellor Sebastian Kurz made the announcement that a 70 year old retired Austrian colonel had been spying for the Russians since the early 1990s.
British MP Renfield R. Renfield had heard from his sources about the spy even before Chancellor Kurz had.
Renfield also heard from those same sources that the retired Austrian colonel had in his briefcase a copy of the original Third Secret of Fatima (a prophecy about the future that was supposed to have been spoken by the Virgin Mary Mother of Jesus to 3 shepherd children at Fatima, Portugal 101 years ago back in 1917).
Italian journalist Antonio Socci had made the claim back in the last decade that the Vatican had only revealed the vision associated with the Third Secret back on June 26th 2000. It had never actually revealed the words spoken by Mary to the 3 children he claimed.
Renfield had heard…
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Saint Junipero Serra
The cigarette smoking demon Asmodeus and the little green fog Nimrod were sitting in a cafe diner in San Diego, California that had once been an old bus but was since converted into a diner.
Even though neither Asmodeus and Nimrod were wearing masks in public like California’s Neo-Stalinist governor Gavin Newsom had proclaimed in a Robespierreian Committee of Public Safety like Emergency Decree, the diner manager really didn’t feel like telling the demon or the little green frog to put on masks or leave.
The demon Baphomet (who likewise wasn’ wearing a mask) but looked and was dressed like a pre-eminent member of the LGBTQ+2S community (currently looking for more letters and numbers to appropriate), so wasn’t interfered with by the diner manager, passed by the duo’s table and showed them photos of statues of Saint Junipero Serra the Apostle of California being torn down in San Francisco and Los Angeles.
“This is what some of my Marxist-Leninist disciples have been up to,” the Baphomet grinned.
He/she/it then walked outside the diner to walk towards Saint Anne’s Catholic Church in the city.
A Neo-Bolshevik revolutionary had posted on his Instagram page calling on fellow Neo-Bolshevik revolutionaries to storm the Church, smash the statues and burn the Church to the ground.
The Baphomet was looking forward to the spectacle.
“Why did they tear down statues of Saint Junipero Serra?” Nimrod asked Asmodeus, “Who was he anyways?”.
“Well years ago, some Neo-Marxist academic made the claim that Saint Junipero Serra exploited and enslaved the native peoples of California and so he’s been on the Neo-Marxists’ shit list ever since,” Asmodeus’ cigarette ash spilled all over his 6 patty giant chili burger as he ate and smoked at the same time.
“And was the claim true?” Nimrod asked.
“Communists aren’t concerned with truth,” Asmodeus answered, “If they were, they wouldn’t be Communists.”
“But what were the actual facts on the ground irrespective of the Marxist lens of empirical reinterpretation and baloney enhanced reintegration?” Nimrod ate his baked salmon.
“Saint Junipero Serra was actually concerned about the attacks that certain groups of Spanish soldiers made on California’s indigenous peoples,” Asmodeus sipped his bottle of Corona beer, “And so even though he had an infirmed leg, he walked all the way to Mexico City on it in order to obtain special faculties of governance from the Viceroy of Spain stationed in Mexico City in order to discipline the military who were abusing the indigenous peoples. There is a physical reminder of the Viceroy’s orders (issued at Junipero Serra’s request) today. Everywhere there is a presidio (soldiers’ barracks) associated with a mission of the 21 missions that Junipero Serra founded in California, the presidio is always located miles away from the mission itself.”
“So, despite that, Junipero Serra’s statues are being torn down?” Nimrod used his long tongue to lick up a fly that had stationed itself on one of Asmodeus’ large beef patties.
“Well after decades of dumbed down public education in America, today’s youth in this country aren’t exactly the brightest on the planet,” Asmodeus dipped one of his fries in gravy.
On the television set above the diner’s kitchen window and next to the cashier’s booth, Melinda Gates was announcing that any covid-19 vaccine developed in America should be first tested on blacks and indigenous people before being given to whites.
While the lastest eugenics based announcement from the Gates evil duo would be of concern to Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (Son of assassinated 1968 U.S. Democratic Presidential candidate Bobby Kennedy), most limousine owning and mansion owning white liberal Democrats (who were really Marxist Neo-Mensheviks (politically speaking) cheering on the Neo-Bolshevik mobs destroying small businesses, statues and churches outside their walled houses and gated communities) really wouldn’t raise an eyebrow of reprimand to the Gates duo.
After all the Gates duo supported the same globalist New World Order they wanted for the world.
In which a world of serfs (told daily that they were free within a Marxist paradise) would serve them.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday June 24th
2020.
Saint John’s Eve
The last few days had been a haze for Quentin Talbot.
He had booked a room in the Royal Alexandria Hotel in Alexandria.
He had gone downstairs to the lobby and found himself transported back in time to 1939.
There had been a ball going on in the hotel ballroom.
He had gone in and met a woman who claimed to be Thessalonike of Macedon the half-sister of Alexander the Great.
Somehow Quentin found himself aboard a ship in Alexandria’s harbour.
Thessalonike had jumped overboard and turned herself into a mermaid.
Quentin then recalled something that a London art gallery curator and art dealer named Dashwood Forrest had told him.
There was an old legend that Thessalonike of Macedon had turned into a mermaid shortly after Alexander’s death.
The ship soon found itself off the coast from the Suffolk town of Dunwich on the North Sea coast.
Dunwich had been the capital of the Kingdom of East Anglia at one time and a major international port.
Its decline began when three great storms struck the town- one in January 1286, one in February 1287 and a third in December 1287.
Most of the buildings that had been present in 13th Century Dunwich including 8 churches had disappeared with the storms.
Local legend has it that at certain tides, church bells can still be heard beneath the waves.
Tonight as the tides surged in a great storm, Quentin could hear the bells ringing beneath the waves.
Quentin soon found himself being taken off the ship by dwarf like creatures.
Unbeknownst to him, the dwarf like creatures were korrigans from the Breton region of France.
At the same time over in Rome, another group of korrigans from Britanny were exiting a wooden statue of the Baphomet on wheels inside the Vatican.
Quentin soon found himself being taken down to the beach where Thessalonike (who had since shapeshifted back into human shape) was standing in front of an altar by a huge bonfire.
Thessalonike was dressed in the robes of a Druidic priestess and holding a huge sacrificial knife.
Quentin deduced that things weren’t looking too promising for him when the korrigans tied him to the altar.
A huge black dog with large red eyes, gigantic bared teeth and shaggy black fur came and sat by the bonfire.
The dog was that infamous Hellhound of English folklore known as the Black Shuck who was said to haunt the coastline and countryside of East Anglia.
The dog started to howl.
Of course, the Black Shuck was singing a song but to Quentin’s ears, it sounded like howling.
The song the Black Shuck was singing was, How Much Is That Human Sacrifice By The Window?
Coincidentally a stained glass window of Saint Elizabeth (cousin of the Virgin Mary) holding a baby Saint John the Baptist from one of Dunwich’s 8 lost sunken ancient churches had washed up on to the shore alongside the altar.
“Welcome to Saint John’s Eve 2020,” Thessalonike smiled a sinister smile at Quentin as she raised the knife.
“British Prime Minister Boris Johnson says you’re not practicing social distancing,” Dracul Van Helsing shouted as he aimed a crossbow and hit Thessalonike in the chest with an arrow.
“Shit,” Thessalonike started bleeding like a woman in a TV commercial for an obviously unsuccessful tampon product.
She headed to the ocean and dived in turning into a mermaid.
Gurkas from British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s personal British Army Brigade started wrestling with the korrigans.
Eventually Quentin was freed and the Saint John’s Eve Dunwich Human Sacrifice for 2020 was cancelled.
Van Helsing went to a nearby pub to have several cold beers while Quentin Talbot was taken to a doctor.
Inside the pub, Van Helsing was approached by the ancient Babylonian Queen Semiramis.
“Sticking your nose in where it doesn’t belong, eh, Van Helsing?”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday June 23rd
2020.
From The AntiOdysseus To The Byzantine Vampiress Theodora
Peter Whitstable the Fox Mulder of Interpol was examining some photographs of a group calling itself The AntiOdysseus and His Antiheroes rolling in a giant wooden statue of The Baphomet into the Vatican overnight.
The operation took place hours before Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI returned to the Vatican from Regensburg in Bavaria.
Whitstable was also examining some material not related to the Omega Files Section of Interpol (which was the Interpol equivalent of the FBI’s fictonal X-Files Section from the popular Chris Carter TV series of the 1990s).
He was looking at some photos of the ongoing rioting, looting, vandalism and arsons in the U.S.
In Chicago, there had been 99 shootings this past weekend. 12 people had been killed including a 3-year-old girl when someone shot at her parents’ car as it drove down the street.
Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot was outraged.
Not because of the violence but because Chicago Alderman Raymond Lopez had today released an audiotape of a city council meeting on May 31st in which Mayor Lightfoot said that Alderman Lopez was full of shit for saying that rioting and looting had been going on in his neighbourhood.
The same Lori Lightfoot who a month ago had been caught on audiotape recorded by a journalist saying that all Chicago city civil servants should take an oath to the New World Order.
Renfield R. Renfield had left Whitstable a note with the material saying, “This is what happens to a city when you elect a nutcase as your Mayor.’
Whitstable was now reading that over 1500 buildings had been burnt down in Minneapolis since the rioting, looting and arsons had begun there almost a month ago.
In Louisville, Kentucky, much of the city’s downtown had been burnt.
Statues were being torn down in various cities across the country now.
And in Saint Louis, Missouri, Neo-Bolshevik revolutionaries were demanding that the city’s name be changed as they found a city being named after a French Catholic Saint personally offensive.
Whitstable turned to the European assault file where he found out that Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan had recently been beaten up by the Byzantine vampiress Theodora for wanting to turn the former Hagia Sophia Cathedral into a mosque again.
The Hagia Sophia had been built as a Byzantine Christian Cathedral by Theodora’s husband the Byzantine Emperor Justinian back in the 6th Century.
It had been turned into a mosque in 1453 after the city of Constantinople had fallen to the Turks.
It had been turned into a museum by Turkey’s secular leader Kemal Ataturk back in the 1930s.
Now Erdogan wanted to turn it into a mosque again.
Theodora wanted to see it revert to being a Byzantine cathedral so she beat Erdogan up.
Whitstable looked at the most recent photo of the Byzantine vampiress Theodora.
It was probably one of the best looking mugshots he had ever seen, Whitstable mused.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday June 22nd
2020.
Pan Goatee Slays Uglos To Mark Ring of Fire Solar Eclipse
“Beautiful women are proof that Heaven exists.”
-Actor Ricardo Montalban
“And ugly women are proof that Hell exists.”
-Satyr global aesthetics and beautification campaigner Pan Goatee
Pan Goatee was very much regretting the fact that today’s Ring of Fire solar eclipse was over Asia and parts of Africa rather than over the western half of North America.
For it would have been better today if darkness fell over western North America on the 1st day of the summer solstice.
The reason being that loads of ugly women in the city where Pan Goatee lived decided to ruin the first day of summer for everyone by walking around in public without wearing paper bags over their heads.
The first ugly woman that the genetically created satyr serial killer noticed was one walking out of a physiotherapy clinic at a nearby shopping centre.
“You don’t need physiotherapy, you need plastic surgery,” Pan Goatee remarked as he lopped off the uglo’s head with his astral laser machete.
The next uglo he came across was some facially aesthetically challenged creature who was sitting on a chair in front of a barber shop.
“These poor guys have only recently opened up after 3 months of lockdown,” Pan Goatee pointed out as he lopped off this uglo’s head, “I don’t think they appreciate an ugly looking thing parked in front frightening off all the customers.”
Dostoevsky once wrote that beauty could save the world.
No wonder the western world was on the brink of a widespread Neo-Marxist insurrection with all these uglos walking about, Goatee politically philosophized.
On his way back home, Goatee passed a fat ugly blimp sitting at a bus stop.
“Why aren’t you busy tearing down statues with all the other uglos and their brainless boyfriends with incredibly bad taste in politics, economics, culture and women?” Goatee asked rhetorically aloud as he lopped off the blimp’s head.
. . .
Pope Francis the Vicar of Cthulhu and Mictlantecuhtli was sitting at his office in the Vatican when the phone rang.
“Hello, Comrade Jorge here,” Francis spoke into the receiver.
“Hello, this is the AntiOdysseus,” said the voice at the other end.
“The AntiOdysseus?” Pope Francis was quizzical.
“Yes,” answered the exasperated voice at the other end, “If there’s an Odysseus, there’s got to be an AntiOdysseus.”
“I suppose,” Francis chewed on his pencil.
“Listen, me and the boys here have just finished building a huge giant wooden statue of the Baphomet on wheels at an Italian government lodge outside Rome and we’d like to bring it down to Rome and wheel it within the walls of the Vatican,” the AntiOdysseus explained, “Is that all right?”.
“I guess that’s all right,” Francis checked his day and night planner, “If Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI was here, he’d probably object to a huge giant wooden statue of the Baphomet being wheeled into the Vatican. But he’s currently in Regensburg in Bavaria.”
. . .
“Both Nazism and Communism are the bastard children of Freemasonry.
With last night’s tearing down of the statue of the white supremacist, Aryan race promoting, swastika worshipping and Ku Klux Klan co-founding Scottish Rite Freemasonic Confederate General Albert Pike in Washington DC, it is now obvious which bastard child of Freemasonry is on the ascendant in America.
It is Communism the bastard child of French Grand Orient Lodge Freemasonry and Adam Weishaupt’s Bavarian Illuminati.”
-Renfield R. Renfield MP
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday June 21st
2020.
Dracul Van Helsing 
Dixie No More
June 25, 2020 at 10:05 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (Dixie, Neo-Bolshevik Insurrection In America, Neo-Bolshevism, Neo-Maoism, Neo-Maoist Cultural Revolution In America, Renfield R. Renfield)
British MP Renfield R. Renfield was podcasting in front of his laptop.
He was holding a guitar.
“Well, some group I’ve never heard of before called Lady Antebellum has changed their name to Lady A because the term antebellum refers to a style of architecture found in the American south prior to the U.S. Civil War. And of course the Orwellian history rewriters of the fictional novel of 1984 and the actual reality of 2020 don’t want any mention of the American south prior to the Civil War (and of course they don’t want any mention of the American south after the U.S. Civil War either). And some group I have heard of before called the Dixie Chicks are now dropping the term Dixie from their name because of course the term Dixie refers to the American south. Now of course the Dixie Chicks have always been airheads throughout the long course of their musical career. In fact, that’s the only reason I’ve ever heard of the Dixie Chicks before. I doubt I’ve ever listened to their music.
The only country music singers I’ve ever listened to have been Johnny Cash, Garth Brooks, Kenny Rogers, Ian Tyson and Dolly Parton. Oh and I guess Wilf Carter. The only reason I’m familiar with the Dixie Chicks is because of the usually stupid political statements they made when accepting an award at Awards Shows I have watched over the years. So it’s no surprise that in this year of 2020 as the American equivalent of Chairman Mao Tse-tung’s Cultural Revolution is launched across the land that was once the United States of America and all vestiges of the country’s past and history are destroyed by a bunch of young yahoos who actually think they will build a better world up from the rubble, it’s no surprise that the airheads formerly known as the Dixie Chicks would jump on this Neo-Maoist bandwagon. Might I suggest the Dixie Chicks now change their name to The Laid Eggs?”.
Here Renfield R. Renfield takes a swig of rum and eggnog that he’s been saving in the refrigerator for a special occasion.
He then turns back to the camera, “When Abraham Lincoln first heard the news of Confederate General Robert E. Lee’s surrender to Union General Ulysses S. Grant on April 9th 1865, he requested that the White House Military Band play Daniel Decatur Emmett’s 1859 song Dixie Land because he didn’t want the American south to think they were now a secondary part of the American Union because they rebelled and had now been defeated. But then again Lincoln had class which is something that most of today’s anarcho-Marxist hooligans of the Neo-Maoist Cultural Revolution ongoing in America today do not have. First, they came for the statues of Confederate generals. Then they went after the statues of U.S. Presidents. And now they’re going after the statues of Jesus, the Virgin Mary and the Saints.”
Renfield then picks up his guitar and starts to sing The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down (a song originally recorded by the Canadian-American rock group The Band in 1969 and the most popular version was recorded by American folk singer Joan Baez in 1971).
Sang Renfield,
“The night they drove old Dixie down
And the bells were ringing
The night they drove old Dixie down
And the people were singing…”
The Woman and Child: Next on the hit list of America’s Neo-Maoist cultural revolutionaries and Neo-Bolshevik insurrectionists.
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