The Elk From CERN On His Dark Throne
The Elk From CERN On His Dark Throne
Bill Gates was sitting on the couch blubbering away like a baby when his wife Melinda walked in.
“Bill, what’s wrong?” Melinda asked her husband as she poured herself a glass of champagne and opened up a tin of caviar.
“British MP Renfield R. Renfield said in a TV interview last night that I wasn’t cool enough to be the Antichrist,” Tears came down Gates’ cheeks like Niagara Falls, “He said that I was too bland and boring. And after all those billions I’ve spent trying to develop a vaccine that will be able to physically trace and track people – a digital identity card much like the Mark of the Beast system prophesied in the Book of Revelation Chapter 13. And then Renfield tells people that I’m not cool enough to be the Antichrist.”
“Well dear,” Melinda checked her text messages on her smart phone for half an hour and then went over and kissed him, “If it’s any consolation, I think you’re cool enough to be the Antichrist.”
“But Renfield said I wasn’t,” Bill Gates continued to blubber like a whale who was full of it, “And if Renfield said I was cool enough to be the Antichrist, then I really would be.”
“What about my opinion?” Melinda was furious, “Are you saying it’s only worth chopped liver?”.
“Speaking of chopped liver,” Gates started to wipe his glasses with a handkerchief, “Did you remember to pick up some Whiskas for the cat?”.
“You!” Melinda stormed off to the bedroom and slammed the door.
. . .
Peter Whitstable the man they called the Fox Mulder of Interpol was reading a report on his desk.
Apparently according to the report, the demons Baal and Baphomet had gone to the home of Dr. Anders Tegnell (who was Sweden’s chief epidemiologist) last night and had threatened him.
Dr. Tegnell was the man responsible for Sweden’s controversial decision not to impose a strict lockdown that the rest of the world had done along Stalinist-Maoist lines.
Dr. Tegnell had predicted a couple of months ago that the London models (developed by a research team in London England) showing the number of deaths that would occur due to Covid-19 were far too high a projection.
The epidemiologist said at the time that the number of deaths in Sweden due to Covid-19 would be around 4,000 the same number that usually occurs in the case of a normal flu season and there was no need to move to a total lockdown for the country.
Indeed the number of deaths for Sweden turned out to be 4,542 at this time (quite close to the number Dr. Anders Tegnell had originally predicted a couple of months ago).
While the London models (which the rest of the world’s medical experts had blindly accepted and followed) had far overestimated the number of deaths.
Dr. Anders Tegnell’s moderate approach had fitted in with the numbers he originally projected.
And yet today at a press conference, Dr. Anders Tegnell said that there were far too many deaths in the country.
Had Baal and Baphomet pressured him to attack his own approach?
. . .
Dr. Marmalade Montague (the former Paris baker who now fancied himself the Court Scientist to the Court of Louis Quatorze and a time traveler from that Sun King era) had flown to Rome Italy in the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s environmentally friendly dirigible airship.ย
He had gone down to visit Rome’s catacombs.
And as he was walking in one catacomb just below the Vatican, he was startled to see the demons Baal and Baphomet kneeling before an elk seated on a midnight dark black throne.
-A vampire novel chapterย
written by Christopher
Wednesday June 3rd
2020.
Kritika said,
June 3, 2020 at 11:51 pm
Bill Gates crying. I can imagine the whole scene. lols
Worth chopped liver haha.
Enjoyed reading it. Though I am curious about Elk.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
June 4, 2020 at 12:51 am
Thanks, Kritika.
Glad you enjoyed Bill Gates crying. ๐
Yes, the image of the elk sort of came to me a couple of days ago.
And I thought, do I want to run with it?
And then I thought, yes.
Then on the local news this past evening, there was a story about a herd of elk wandering through the town of Banff west of Calgary since there are no people going through the town due to lockdown.
And I thought, wow, that’s interesting.
Kritika said,
June 4, 2020 at 1:09 am
You gave words to reality. Amazing.
Have a great day ๐
Dracul Van Helsing said,
June 4, 2020 at 1:20 am
Thanks, Kritika.
You too. ๐
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Dracul Van Helsing said,
June 4, 2020 at 4:06 pm
All right.
Jessica said,
June 4, 2020 at 11:06 pm
I love the fact that Renfield made Bill Gates with his comment, I think the scene will stay in my head for a while ๐
Dracul Van Helsing said,
June 4, 2020 at 11:08 pm
Yes, Renfield made an excellent description of Bill Gates with his comment. ๐
David Redpath said,
June 7, 2020 at 1:13 am
I followed the money trail
That sap laden root of evil
To the land of Mordor
And the heights of Mount Doom
Always in sight
That all seeing eye
Of Placebo Town
Blazing bright
In a pitch black sky
As in a shadow of gloom
There I came across
In that God forsaken land
More lost than found
Princess Eugenia
The High Priestess of Eugenics
From distant Eriador
In appearance
A comely maiden of grace
She greeted me
A humble Ranger of Middle-earth
With a warm embrace
That conveyed without speech
The promise of much more
Then she declared with glee
Her destiny to give birth
To the next master race
The glory of Gondor to restore
As foretold by Saruman the White
The head prognosticator
And lead wizard of Placebo Town
She then beseeched me
To stay with her the night
As she removed her regal gown
With a flash of light
Came the whispered sound
“Beware this scion from
the Witch-Realm of Angmar!
Her plan to spawn
A royal ruling dynasty
Will be the ruination of humanity.”
I knew that voice well
It was the Elf Queen
Galadriel herself
No sooner than her words
Of warning were spoken
The spell
Of this devious seductress
was broken
And I beheld such a pitiful sight
A twisted soul
Lusting for unnatural power
And worldly might
I tried my best to console her
Saying . . .
“The Gates of Hell,
Bill and Melinda,
Are way ahead of you
When it comes to ruling
And reigning in Mordor.”
~ Strider de Red Path
Dracul Van Helsing said,
June 7, 2020 at 1:33 am
I’m sure that Strider de Red Path’s words of consolation to the scion from the Witch-Realm of Angmar must have gone over like a lead balloon (which isn’t of course as environmentally friendly as Set’s cannabis oil powered dirigible airship).
David Redpath said,
June 7, 2020 at 3:22 am
It seems to have had an effect.
Young Eugenia is now serving
as an intern at the White House.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
June 7, 2020 at 6:33 pm
No doubt Bill is feeling extra disappointed that his wife Hillary didn’t win the White House in 2016. ๐