Boston U. 1950 Grads, Churchill’s Finest Moment, Lee’s Removal and Northam’s Ozymandias Failure

June 4, 2020 at 10:47 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Boston U. 1950 Grads, Churchill’s Finest Moment, Lee’s Removal and Northam’s Ozymandias Failure

70 years ago today on June 4th 1950, Boston University President Daniel Marsh told graduating students “if the current television craze continues, we are destined to have a nation of morons.”

He made that statement back in the days of the golden age of television when they actually had good programs.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield told CNN’s Anderson Cooper, “His prophecy came to past. 70 years later, America is a nation of morons.” 

And it was 80 years ago today on June 4th 1940 that Winston Churchill made one of the greatest speeches in recorded history, his WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDER SPEECH.

80 years later, most of the leaders of the world are all unofficial graduates of the Bungling Bozo Institute of Clowns.

From the UN to the WHO to the Vatican to the White House to Joe Biden’s basement campaign headquarters where the Democratic presumptive presidential nominee was longing to get back on the campaign trail again so he’d once again be able to start sniffing the hair of the woman who happened to be standing next to him.

Meanwhile in the state of Virginia, Virginia’s demagogic Democratic Party state governor Ralph Northam (part of a vastly overpopulated breed of Neo-Marxist-Leninist freaks, weirdos and crackpots who now make up 95% of U.S. Democratic Party politicians- mayors, state governors, Presidential nominees and quite possibly even dog catchers) announced that the statue of Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee (the man whose portrait hung in the Oval Office along with that of Abraham Lincoln and Benjamin Franklin back in the days when Dwight D. Eisenhower worked there as President) would be removed from the state capital of Richmond.

A round of applause erupted at the press conference when Gov. Northam announced that the statue would be removed thus showing that Boston University President Daniel Marsh’s prophecy of a “nation of morons” had indeed come to pass (the late American novelist John Kennedy Toole might have referred to Ralph Northam’s contemporary 21st century Virginia as “a confederacy of dunces”).

Talking to an aide in his office later as Gov. Northam burnt incense in front of small statues of Baal and Baphomet, his aide asked him what he might replace Gen. Lee’s statue with.

“I’m thinking of erecting a 666 foot statue of myself there and commanding all the citizens of the state to come and worship it,” Gov. Northam smiled.

At that moment, Gov. Northam received a text message from British MP Renfield R. Renfield telling him that he was “too bland and boring to be the Antichrist”.

“What how dare Renfield tell me that I’m too bland and boring to be the Antichrist?” Northam foamed at the mouth, “After all I’ve been trying to use this pandemic to shut every public house of worship in this state down.”

Another text message came in on dopey demagogue Northam’s smart phone.

Northam threw his phone against the wall, “That was Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau who just text messaged me a photo of himself wearing blackface and asking me, “How’s it going, bro?”.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday June 4th
2020.

17 Comments

  1. Jessica said,

    I seriously consider building Renfield fan club. I love how witty he is 😄

  2. Aman K Phoenix said,

    I love the intellectual aspect of the post.

  3. Bioman said,

    I’m still pissed with you. Do U two girls know how symbolic a man like Barack Obama is to the rest of the world INCLUDING Africa of course? Tasteless is what you two clergy girls are, if not seriously prejudiced.”11th Hour” and that is a fact. Now piss off.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I think you need to get back on your meds again.

      You’re becoming quite nutty.

      • Bioman said,

        Eat it

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        What, your baloney sandwich, you AIDS infested piece of sewer filth?

        Did you even bother reading my post from last night entitled Barack Obama’s BBC Interview, you snivelling coward?

      • Bioman said,

        I left you girls at the starting line.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Running headfirst into the shithole at the bottom of the outhouse.

  4. Kritika said,

    Television is therefore called the idiot box, I believe.
    I had fun reading it. A great laugh to be precise with slow claps.
    Pan Goatee should actually take over now.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      That’s right, television used to be referred to as the Idiot Box.

      And then of course, so-called Reality TV shows are the worst of all.

      Yes, I guess Pan Goatee should take over.

      He’d be better than either Trump or Joe Biden. 😂

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