Leopold II Comes Tumbling Down While Abdullah II Warns of Middle East Conflict

June 9, 2020 at 9:49 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was asked to comment on the removal of a statue of King Leopold II of Belgium in the Belgian city of Antwerp.

Gasoline was poured over the statue and it was set aflame during a Black Lives Matter demonstration last week.

Today the statue was taken down and placed in storage in a museum.

King Leopold II was infamous for having conducted a genocide against the people of the Congo in which more than 10 million people died.

Renfield drank a Belgian beer with an unpronouncable name and saluted the removal of the genocidal tyrant’s statue.

“Mr. Renfield, this year 2020 has had the Covid-19 virus which nobody saw coming. A white policeman’s murder of a black man in Minneapolis has ignited a global movement against racism and police brutality that nobody saw coming. In this year of surprises,” a journalist asked the MP, “is it possible that some major event is out there that’s on the brink of happening but yet one could see it happening before hand?.”

“There is,” Renfield nodded, “If Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu goes ahead and annexes large swathes of Palestinian territory in the West Bank around this coming July 1st like he says he’ll do, this will set off a major powder keg in the Middle East.”

“It will?” Blinked the journalist who belonged to that generation that called itself Woke and therefore was asleep and totally oblivious to what was really happening in the current world.

“Yes, King Abdullah II of Jordan has warned of a “major conflict” with Israel if that annexation goes ahead,” Renfield pointed out.

“Why didn’t I know about this?” The journalist seemed perplexed.

“Possibly because you in the mainstream media have been constantly yapping about Covid for the past 3 months and nothing else,” Renfield explained, “It’s only with the Black Lives Movement going global that you’ve finally found another story to cover. 30 years ago, journalists once covered a multitude of stories. Today you people in the media can’t seem to handle any more than 2 or 3.”

“You hurt my feelings by saying that,” the Woke journalist had tears in his eyes, “All throughout my school years, my teachers told me I should always have high self-esteem. How can I have high self-esteem if you point out negative stuff like that? I’m going to send out an angry tweet about this. #Insensitive.”

As the Woke journalist went off to send a whining tweet, BBC News Anchorwoman Geeta Guru-Murthy asked Renfield for more infomation about what was happening in the Middle East.

“Well,” Renfield sipped a brandy, “Netanyahu is working behind the scenes to get Jordan’s King Abdullah replaced as the Custodian and Guardian of the Holy Sites in Jerusalem by Jared Kushner’s good bum buddy the Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman. Since MbS is a narcisstic and bloodthirsty fellow who’s been conducting a genocidal war against the Houthi peoples of Yemen for the past 5 years (a war totally ignored by the Western news media), it should come as no surprise that he’d be willing to sell out the Palestinians if it would work to his greater advantage and glory.”

. . .

In the Middle East, Dark Side Deep State operatives within Mossad were plotting the assassination of King Abdullah II of Jordan.

The Greek god Ares (Greek god of war) sat outside the meeting and drank a toast.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday June 9th
2020.

23 Comments

  1. Judy Kim said,

    The Woke reporter πŸ˜… So much truth in this post.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      I thought you’d enjoy the Woke reporter, Judy. πŸ˜…

      • Judy Kim said,

        I liked how you portrayed him, so perfectly. 😒

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I was inspired by looking at certain Twitter tweets of people who consider themselves as Woke.

        “I’m Woke.” πŸ€“ = πŸ˜΄πŸ˜·πŸ’€

      • Judy Kim said,

        Haha❣️I don’t understand why it’s cool to use improper grammar either, it seems so pretentious to me.πŸ™„

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, unless you’re Mark Twain writing the dialogue of his characters Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn, it doesn’t seem very cool.

      • Judy Kim said,

        It’s like when older people try to use the current slang, it makes them look insincere, like a poser πŸ€₯

      • Judy Kim said,

        Like Nancy Pelosi with her African inspired scarf πŸ€₯

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That’s funny, Judy, I was about to reply to your comment just above there and I noticed you just replied yourself with what would have been my exact wording as well. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

      • Judy Kim said,

        Great minds think alike πŸ€—πŸ˜…

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        They do. πŸ€—πŸ˜…

  2. Kritika said,

    ‘How can I have high self-esteem if you point out negative stuff like that? I’m going to send out an angry tweet about this. #Insensitive.’ lols
    Hate media.

  3. Sabiscuit said,

    Stinging criticism. I used to love watching the news because I could stay up to date with current affairs. Now, I have to dig through video archives to find stories on new topics. Everyone is forced to align with the newspapers of record or they will be starved for views. Even on YouTube, content creators talk about the same thing within the same week, even if their channels are based on different subjects. I’m glad I at least able to read science journals, technical reports and white papers to get actual useful information.

  4. David Redpath said,

    Thanks a Yemen for awakening
    me to the facts of the Middle
    Eastern situation, Chris. I was
    under the misapprehension that
    Crown Prince Mohammad bin
    Salman of Saudi Arabia, along with
    all the other oil rich Arab nations,
    would’ve had their hands full
    resettling, and providing for, the
    multitude of displaced Syrian
    refugees (not to mention the
    homeless Palestinian biding their
    time in Gaza, Jordan, Egypt, and
    the Lebanon).

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, MbS and the other oil rich Arab rulers seem to be too busy building monuments, towering skyscrapers and would be high-tech city states to their own glory rather than helping out their displaced kinsmen.

      • David Redpath said,

        Some of those kinsmen, apparently
        worship on the wrong side of the
        prayer mat. Plus, they’d much rather
        the demonic decadent west clean
        up their mess.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        And they find plenty of fools in both the White House and the U.S. Congress willing to do just that.

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