Kissing The Baphomet

June 15, 2020 at 10:22 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )


The Baphomet wholeheartedly approves of the U.S. Supreme Court’s latest idiotic 6-3 Supreme Court decision.

This is what happens when you name a bunch of Freemasons to the Supreme Court.

You get a bunch of satanic occultic judicial celebrations in honour of sexual perversions, debauchery and abominations.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was looking at some photographs taken by Set Enterprises Intelligence Units of six U.S. Supreme Court judges involved in a ritual ceremony where they were kissing the buttocks of the living Baphomet as opposed to a Baphomet statue (which were the only statues approved of by the Neo-Bolshevik Communists currently rioting and looting and tearing down statues across the United States and in much of the Western world).

There was some momentary consternation when Chief Justice John Roberts got his lips stuck to the living Baphomet’s buttocks.

Some “Holy” Water blessed by Pope Francis was thrown on the spectacle to see if that would detach the said Chief Justice’s lips from the said Baphomet’s buttocks.

But instead it served as a spiritual form of Crazy Glue binding the Chief Justice’s lips to the Baphomet’s buttocks even further.

Finally a welder (whose unofficial title was Court Arsonist to the Court of George Soros and a person wracking up the frequent flyer miles as he flew back and forth across U.S. cities where coincidentally various city districts went up in flames prior to his leaving) was brought in to burn Roberts’ lips off Baphomet’s buttocks.

“This definitely marks the end of the United States of America,” Renfield mused aloud as he looked at the photographs, “The country will end up being destroyed either in a Neo-Bolshevik insurrection or civil war or one massive steam bath house orgy (livestreamed on Facebook and Twitter) if not a combination of all 3. And history will record the United States of America as being unique in that it was a society that went from barbarism to decadence without ever having achieved an intermediate state of civilization.”

. . .

Australia’s infamous Uncle Ernie was working in his backyard illegal and unregulated pharmaceutical manufacturing facility when he noted an environmentally eco-friendly cannabis oil powered dirigible airship flying overhead.

At first, Uncle Ernie assumed it was a creation of his own mind (or what little was left of it) due to the formula for creating a horned toad venom laced pizza that he was working with that originated in a Los Angeles based pizzaria that was called the Breasts of Marianne de Lilith Pizzaria.

However the captain of the ship after coming down a rope to the ground informed Uncle Ernie that the ship was very much real.

The ship belonged to the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.

Set was hoping to show the world that U.S. Associate Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg was a hypocrate and a judicial version of Nancy Pelosi.

What she Ginsburg decreed for the masses of the nation she would never have for herself.

Set hoped to prove this point by flying Uncle Ernie to Washington DC.

Uncle Ernie would go to the Supreme Court dressed as one of his many stage female persona characters and enter Associate Justice Ginsburg’s judge’s chambers and use her own private washroom.

Uncle Ernie would be wearing a mosquito sized bodycam at the top of his brassiere peering out from the top of his low-cut evening gown and would record Justice Ginsburg’s reaction for all the world to see.

Uncle Ernie agreed to the trip (which would be of a non-hallucinogenic nature).

He wondered which one of his stage female persona he should go into Justice Ginsburg’s private washroom dressed as.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday June 15th
2020.

11 Comments

  1. Kritika said,

    Let the lips be stuck there forever . 😀
    How is Uncle Ernie now?
    Uncle Ernie, all the best.

  2. David Redpath said,

    Out of respect, Uncle Ernie has
    called a truce on doing his famous
    Vera Libido persona. Sad, because
    he always brings down the house
    when he sings ‘Veal Meat Again’.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      That’s too bad.

      I’d love to see Uncle Ernie’s Vera Libido rendition of Veal Meat Again.

      Perhaps he can entertain Ruth Bader Ginsburg with a rendition of My Old Virginia Ham.

      • David Redpath said,

        After much consideration, Uncle
        Ernie will be going to Washington as
        Marlene Fishnet (“The honey pot with
        the lot!” ~ Spicy Variety Magazine).

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        And singing that popular Marlene Fishnet song about his experiences with a popular brand of soap in the shower, “Falling On Dove Again”.

      • David Redpath said,

        As you well know, Christopher,
        Uncle Ernie is no stranger to
        Washington. You may even have
        read his book, ‘The Broom Closet
        Where It Happened -An Oval Orifice Memoir’.Being aware what happens
        to people who know too much about
        the Clintons, Uncle Ernie wrote it
        under the pseudonym, John Strap-On.
        He is now bemoaning the fact that,
        since Viagra, the White House has
        become a den of randy old men.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, it appears these days, V stands not for Victory but Viagra.

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