Xi, Justin, Renfield and That Damned Dam

July 15, 2020 at 10:40 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was reading a Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit report on what was currently happening in the People’s Republic of China.

It appeared that the Xi Jinping regime in Beijing was deliberately releasing floodwater from the spillway on the Three Gorges Dam to flood the city of Wuhan and a few other cities.

There was of course heavy rainfall that was going on in the region and the Xi regime would naturally blame the flooding and subsequent deaths on the weather.

But it would appear that the majority of the flooding was in fact being caused by the deliberate releasing of floodwater on the dam’s spillway.

“What the Hell is Xi Jinping doing?” Renfield asked Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster who was in a nearby lobster tank.

Michelangelo shrugged his lobster claws.

He had been trying to psychically probe Xi Jinping’s evil genius mind but his efforts were being blocked by the sinister looking face of an evil Black Dragon spirit entity.

On the television set in the room that both MP and lobster were in, Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau on the screen said that he did not think that the Two Michaels (Two Canadians Michael Kovrig and Michael Spavor who were arrested and detained in China in December 2018 shortly after Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou was arrested at Vancouver International Airport by Canadian authorities at the request of the U.S. State Department) were in any grave danger as he sat and twiddled his thumbs while Canada’s slow moving justice system heard the extradition case involving Meng which would probably involve years of appeals and eventually wind up in the Supreme Court of Canada while the Two Michaels would spend their time enjoying the hospitality to be found in a Communist Chinese prison.

Justin had spent much of his first term in office as Prime Minister interfering with Canada’s judicial system in an effort to save a corrupt Quebec construction firm from criminal prosecution.

Now the inept failed former High School Drama teacher (best known for putting on blackface) said, “It is unCanadian to interfere with the independence of our judicial system. So I will not trade Meng for the two Michaels.”

“Idiot,” Renfield thought and then the news showed a brief news story and film footage about an entire Chinese family being swept way in the floods that hit their city.

Like Stalin’s enforced famine on Ukrainian farmers in the years 1932-33, the floods hitting China in this early summer of 2020 was a man-made phenomenon (caused by deliberately releasing floodwater on the Three Gorges dam’s spillway).

Xi’s ass was being helped by heavy natural rainfall in the region and so the world wouldn’t raise a heap of protect.

Because, Renfield noted, the world was being distracted by the bioweapon virus that had accidentally been released by the Wuhan Institute of Virology.

That is, Renfield thought, if it was an accident.

With a homicidal maniac like Xi on the world stage, one could never be sure.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday July 15th


  1. Judy Kim said,

    Excellent post, the “accidental” flooding reminds me of the “accidental” dam failures that flooded Michigan, months ago in the US, shortly after lockdown protestors defied Gov. Whitmer, another democratic politician that sent COVID-19 patients into nursing homes, she ignored health officials warnings and is responsible for those elderly people’s murders.

  2. Dracul Van Helsing said,

    Thanks, Judy.

    I’d forgotten about the “accidental” dam failures in Michigan until you mentioned it just now.

    But I remember Whitmer sending Covid patients into nursing homes.

    I remember New York’s Gov. Andrew Cuomo doing the same.

  3. Sabiscuit said,

    Wait until Xi catches you writing about him. 😂😂😂

  4. renxkyoko said,

    I hope the trolls don’t get you. They’re all over.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, I hear Chinese and Russian hackers are now hacking into research facilities in Canada, the U.S. and Britain to steal information on possible vaccines for the Coronavirus.

      • renxkyoko said,

        They’ve been doing that , nothing new there. Eh, don’t get me started.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Has your own microbiology work been subject to that?

      • renxkyoko said,

        Nope, I’m not into research… I work at a dairy company…. I see to it the products don’t spoil, that’s all. But my major is actually research and development, like , yes, vaccines.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That’s good.

        You’re keeping our milk safe to drink. 😀

  5. Jessica said,

    If the flooding was true.. this is too cruel! 😭

  6. Kritika said,

    I feel everything is done intentionally by the rulers to protect themselves which they are not obviously as one cannot ignore the fact that death is certain. 😀

  7. shankjoejoe said,

    Great piece!

  8. Dracul Van Helsing said,

    Thank you.

  9. David Redpath said,

    I must admit that the recent
    flooding of Wuhan is my fault.
    On behalf of ASIO, I recently
    asked Baby Ho to investigate
    the possibility that the Wuhan
    Institute of Virology released
    Covid-19 virus. Accidentally, or
    otherwise. Apparently Xi Jinping
    was informed that his nemesis
    (since discovering that it was
    Baby Ho who leaked his private
    emails, and that from her new
    base of opperations in Taiwan
    she now actively conspires for
    for overthrow) was in Wuhan.
    Knowing how elusive Baby Ho
    can be, Xi Jinping ordered that
    the Three Gorges Dam be let
    loose in a vain attempt to flush
    Babylon Ho out.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      And undoubtedly Baby Ho managed to escape Xi’s attempt to flush her out no doubt angering China’s paramount leader as he’s busy trying to find a new pair to mount.😎

      • David Redpath said,

        Yes Chis, it must’ve been a big blow
        to Xi Xi’s ego when Baby Ho defected
        to Taiwan. “Xi Xi” was her pet name
        for the paramount leader, as without
        his pants he looks just like an obese
        Panda 🐼

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I notice U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo insulted Xi Jinping by Pompeo taking a photo of his (Pompeo’s) dog posing with a Winnie the Pooh doll and posting it online.

        Apparently Winnie the Pooh is considered an insulting meme for Xi.

        I guess an obese panda 🐼 must look like Winnie the Pooh in China.

      • David Redpath said,

        Winnie the Pooh is far too skinny,
        since he only eats honey 🍯
        Whereas Xi Jinping will eat anything
        poached from the South China Sea,
        as he has a taste for illegal fishing 🎣

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Very true.

        Xi is a thief.👾

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