Baphomet Stalin

July 22, 2020 at 11:00 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, )

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had another vision while in his lobster tank at Set Enterprises.

In the vision,

Calgary’s Communist Mayor Naheed Nenshi:

“I’m making it mandatory for all Calgarians to take the Mark of The Beast without which nobody will be able to buy or sell.
The Antichrist is the way for everybody.
Anybody who refuses to accept this is selfish and is only thinking of themselves.”

. . .

At one time in the southern Ukrainian port city of Odessa on the Black Sea, back in the days of the old Soviet Union, stood a statue in the town square.

Practicing occultists in the western world would have recognized the statue as having the form and figure of the Baphomet (as it was depicted in an illustration drawn by 19th Century French practicing occultist Eliphas Levi) save for the head of the figure.

The figure did not have a goat’s head like most modern depictions of the Baphomet.

Instead it had the head of Josef Stalin with his trademark bushy moustache.

Although the statue itself bore the inscription Baphomet.

The official in the California Department of Health, who had just signed the Department of Health directive banning all indoor religious services in the state indefinitely with no end date for the ban to be lifted, did not know that as he read the old magazine article with old photos mentioning it.

He wondered if the statue still existed in post-Soviet Ukraine.

Probably not he figured.

He read a more recent news article from this past week which noted that the Chinese Communist Party in Beijing had just issued a directive telling all Christian believers in China to take down pictures and images of Jesus and the Virgin Mary in their homes or place of residence and replace them with pictures and images of Xi Jin-ping and Chairman Mao Tse-tung.

The official thought to himself that in the Governor’s Mansion in Sacramento, Gavin Newsom was probably issuing a similar directive.

He could imagine state government printing presses working overtime churning out photos of Gov. Newsom by the truckload for when the edict was proclaimed the law of the land in California.

The official could see the statue of Saint Junipero Serra in Sacramento that was torn down by Neo-Bolshevik insurgent rioters this past July 4th being replaced by a statue of the Baphomet that bore a head with the facial features of Gavin Newsom.

. . .

A British Conservative Member of Parliament just got off the phone where he was discussing an important matter with British Prime Minister Boris Johnson.

“Paul?” He heard a female voice say.

He turned.

It was his mistress.

And she was pointing a gun at him.

“Paul?” She demanded to know, “What did you do with the hands on my grandmother’s old clock behind me?”.

“I used them as giant stir sticks in this giant glass of martini I made myself,” the Tory MP with the serious drinking problem answered as he sipped the monster martini.

“You bastard!” She shot him.

He inconsiderately rushed into her arms as he began the process of quickly dying as a result of a serious gunshot wound.

And bled all over.

She pushed him backwards after he gave up the ghost.

She got on the phone to her mother and asked what laundry detergent would be best for getting blood stains off a white dress.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday July 22nd



  1. Kritika said,

    Asking the mother for the kind of detergent is awesome.
    This seems to be not going good. Complicating matters instead of resolving them.

  2. renxkyoko said,

    Gov. Newsom is awesome. He should run for President . About the Christians in China…. the Communist party also took down the crosses, or the church itself for its “nice ” architecture”. ( I thought it looked simple though.) The irony is, they built a mini city that copied European architecture, with an Eifeil Tower, to boot. ( and Italian style fountains. ) LOL

  3. George F. said,

    Been reading a lot about Stalin lately. He was much worse than Hitler, yet you was Time Magazine’s “Man of the Year.” Did you know that? He was treated like a glamourous star by the media back in the day. This was news to me. Did you know this? I can provide the year if you want, I’m too lazy to cross check my references at the moment. Show you what the media is aware of at the time I guess is my point…

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, I knew that Stalin was definitely fawned over by the Western news media back in the day (1930s, 1940s) particularly the New York Times.

      It doesn’t surprise me to know that Stalin was once TIME Magazine’s Man of the Year.

      He was definitely Roosevelt advisor Alger Hiss’s Man of The Century.

      • George F. said,

        I’m shocked.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Shocked as in Claude Rains’ character of Captain Louis Renault in Casablanca when he said, “I’m shocked. Shocked to discover that gambling has been going on in Rick’s Cafe.” ?

        Just seconds before one of Rick’s employees handed him some money, “Here are your winnings, Captain.”

      • George F. said,


      • Dracul Van Helsing said,


  4. Dawn Renee said,

    See, I am good at a number of things, I have accomplished much, however, retaining historical knowledge – names, dates, etc. has been a poor achievement. You even know of Mr. Levi. I am always impressed at this ability to convert that which was into play of what is, & everything in between.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you very much, Dawn. 🙂

      Yes, somehow I manage to merge history and contemporary events together to tell a new tale.

  5. Jessica E. Larsen said,

    Woah, to coolly ask what detergent to use… 👏
    And I really hate the idea of having “mark of the beast” or microchips in the body of anyone especially those I care for. Seriously we are heading to a dystopian future 🥺

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, you can tell someone knows how to keep her cool when she just shot someone and phones to ask what laundry detergent to use to get the stains out. 😂

      Yes, a dystopian future is a real posibility.

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