Theodora On Eve of Hagia Sophia Caliphate Service

July 23, 2020 at 10:42 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

A reporter asked British MP Renfield R. Renfield, “Mr. Renfield, when Lenin seized power in Russia in late 1917, he said there would be people in the West who would inadvertently aid the Bolshevik cause. Lenin said that such people are “useful idiots”. With the Neo-Bolshevik insurgency that you say is currently going on in the U.S., who would you say fits the category of “useful idiots” this week?”.

“Well, I would say that group of people who call themselves the Wall of Moms in Portland Oregon are the #1 prime contenders,” Renfield answered.

“Speaking of Portland Oregon, what do you think of Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler being hit by tear gas from federal agents last night?” Another reporter asked.

“Well, thank God it hit him and not some poor innocent bystander,” Renfield replied.

“What do you think of most of the news media in the U.S. saying that Trump is just sending armed and camouflaged federal agents into burned out and criminally infested U.S. cities to help his re-election in November since he botched the Covid crisis?” a third reporter asked.

“If he doesn’t send federal agents in to quell the insurgency in various U.S. cities and the Neo-Bolsheviks take power, there won’t be an election in November,” Renfield pointed out, “If the U.S. media actually studied history instead of cheering on and applauding these young anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans who are trying to erase it, they’d look at Lincoln’s actions prior to and at the start of the U.S. Civil War including unilaterally suspending the Writ of habeas corpus.
He also ordered every single member of the Maryland state legislature arrested to prevent Maryland seceding from the Union and joining the Confederacy.”

. . .

The British cabinet held a secret meeting to discuss the mysterious murder of backbench British Conservative MP Paul Sebastian Moran.

His body was found in the Thames River this morning sporting a huge bullet hole in his chest.

The cabinet was worried that the Russians might be responsible and since a report critical of the way the UK government had seriously underestimated the threat from Russia had just been released, Mr. Moran’s untimely murder might lead the British public to conclude that the UK government was inept.

Therefore it was agreed by cabinet to issue a statement that Paul Sebastian Moran MP had died as a result of Covid-19 rather than a gunshot wound.

There was precedent in the world for this.

A Florida motorcyclist who had been killed in a motorcycle accident recently had had his death listed as being caused by Covid-19.

Besides both the WHO and disease control agencies throughout the world were only too happy to inflate Covid-19 death numbers.

. . .

Tomorrow the Hagia Sophia would be holding its first Friday prayer service as a mosque since 1931.

And the Byzantine vampiress Theodora (who in her mortal life had been the Byzantine Empress Theodora wife of the Byzantine Emperor Justinian who had built the Hagia Sophia as a Byzantine Orthodox Christian cathedral back in 537 AD) was absolutely livid with rage about it.

She entered the residence of the man who had been selected to be the first prayer service leader for a mosque Friday prayer service at Hagia Sophia.

And she completely drained his body of blood.

Recep Tayyip Erdogan (the would-be Sultan of a revised Ottoman Empire) would have to find another Friday prayer service leader.

Byzantine vampiress Theodora: Tonight’s victim wouldn’t have a prayer this coming Friday.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday July 23rd


  1. Kritika said,

    This is interesting that now the cause of death can be said to be due to Covid not gun. Cruelty prevails.

  2. Tanya said,

    Great insight, how are you Dracula?

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you, Tanya.

      I’m currently undergoing one of my major bouts of depression I seem to undergo every 4 years.

      The Covid-19 virus and people walking around like brainwashed braindead zombies is starting to take its toll on me.

      I think I’m also tired of living in a city/urban environment.

      Wish I somehow had the financial means to move to a small town/rural environment.

      A lot of my readers wish that I’d write more poetry.

      I find it hard to be poetical living in the city.

      A lot of the poems I write that my readers enjoy the most were taken from memories of the time I spent in the country and rural settings.

      • Tanya said,

        I am sorry Van that your going through a rough phase, COVID-19 has been emotionally and physically straining. For a poet a bucolic setting is bliss, to take refuge in nature. Let me know if I can be some help. I’ve been away myself, took a hiatus and moved to Dubai for sometime to escape dreariness of Connecticut. Guess needed a change of place.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, I think we all need a change of place now and again, Tanya.

        I think you’re right about a poet needing a bucolic setting.

        A friend of mine who lives in rural Bavaria and is a poet and writer is able to write a lot of poetry.

        I always wondered why.

        Then lately it came to me.

        It’s because she lives in a rural area.

      • Tanya said,

        I guess we are on direct communion with ourselves when we are surrounded with nature.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Very much so.

        I feel so very much at peace contemplating nature.

      • Tanya said,

        I somehow get depressed when in nature, never realised why?

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        That’s interesting.

        The different reactions we have to nature.

  3. George F. said,

    Well, ya know…your vampiress would make an excellent addition to my existing staff of useful idiots. I could put her to some great use.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      That’s the first time I’ve heard anybody refer to “that” as “my existing staff of useful idiots”.

      I wonder if that’s what Osiris said when his brother Set cut off a certain part of his anatomy, “Well there goes my existing staff of useful idiots.”

      • George F. said,


      • Dracul Van Helsing said,


      • George F. said,

        New post up and I left you a message on FB telling you how amazed I was at your response to the Kurt Vonnegut post…

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I’ll check it out later.

        My tablet battery is running low because I’ve been on it all day.

        There’s a violent thunderstorm and hail storm raging outside at the moment.

        Calgary’s Communist Mayor Naheed Nenshi’s demonic spirit advisors are obviously pissed because I called Nenshi out on his Communism in my blog post a couple of days ago.

      • George F. said,

        The violent thunderstorm reflect his emotions… hide in your casket Dracul….while you still have time…

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        “And the thunder roars…”

        -Garth Brooks

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