The Red Ruler of The Queen’s Navy

July 29, 2020 at 10:51 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) ()

“It’s a bunch of Marxist-Leninist sodomite drivel,” British MP Renfield R. Renfield remarked as he was asked to respond to extremely politically correct remarks made on Facebook by a sodomite Rear Admiral in the Canadian navy this past weekend.

The BBC interviewer (who was an Antonio Gramscian cultural Marxist like many who work for the BBC are) immediately dropped his pen.

Unabashed and unstoppable, Renfield went on, “Yes, the only use of the term “seaman” this Rear Admiral will have is the “semen” he shoots up some poor unfortunate snook’s behind as he conducts a naval ship inspection that is the naval equivalent of a U.S. Catholic episcopal inspection of a seminary conducted by the now laicized former Cardinal Theodore McCarrick.”

The BBC interviewer died of a heart attack as he could only handle so much political INcorrectness.

As mask wearing ambulance attendants came to take the body away (British government statisticians would label the death as another caused by Covid-19 much to the delight of the WHO), Renfield passed the time by singing his own version of an old Village People song,

“In the Navy,
you can sail the Seven Seas
in the Navy,
you can bend over if you please
in the Navy…”

Listening on television in his Ottawa greenhouse as he privately and unashamedly put blackface on his face, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau spoke to Tezcatlipoca (the Aztec deity who haunted his marijuana pot smoking antique mirror) in a bad impersonation of T.S. Eliot’s King Henry II in the play Murder In The Cathedral, “Who will rid me of this troublesome MP?”.


  1. Mermaid said,

    I really like your writing style 🌻

  2. Dawn Renee said,

    Right on Renfield! I’d love to hear more people saying how stuff really is & what they really think and not apologize for it later.

  3. Kritika said,

    Renfield is on demand. Justin needs more of Uncle Ernies medicine πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜€

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, Renfield is very much in popular demand these days. πŸ˜€

      And Justin could definitely use more of Uncle Ernie’s medicine. πŸ˜‚

      • Kritika said,

        Renfields podcasts would sure cause trouble to many ears hahaha this is fun. Hope he does not get caught by people irritated by him. πŸ˜€ hahah

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, I’m sure a lot of people would love to get their hands on Renfield. πŸ˜€

  4. David Redpath said,

    🎢 β€œIn the Navy, 🚒
    you can join your fellow man πŸ˜€
    in the Navy, 🎠
    you can do it with you gland πŸ†
    in the Navy …” 🎢

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      🎢 ” In the Navy 🚒
      you can pick some golden flowers 🌻
      in the Navy🚒
      you can take some golden showers πŸ‘‘πŸ’¦
      In the Navy”… 🎢

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