Renfield: George Soros Gets His “Useful Idiots” To Pull Out The Race Card To Deflect From His World Government Plans
British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Monday night podcast:
Defense lawyer Robert Shapiro, who was a member of the so-called legal Dream Team of high-priced expensive defense lawyers who successfully defended former NFL football star O.J. Simpson from the charge of murder in the deaths of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman back in 1994 and 1995, once told a TV interviewer that when the Dream Team first met to discuss Simpson’s defense, they agreed not to play the “race card” for the defense which was that Simpson had been deliberately framed for the murders because he was black.
Then, as Shapiro put it, in the midst of the trial Simpson Dream Team lead counsel Johnnie Cochrane “not only played the race card, he pulled it out from the bottom of the deck.”
Likewise today globalist Marxist billionaire George Soros has noted that many people are starting to rise up and take notice of the many manipulative actions that Soros has conducted over the years dating back to the collapse of the British pound currency in the autumn of 1992 (which Soros was responsible for and through which Soros made a huge financial killing) and particularly over the past 5 years in which he has teamed up with his globalist bum buddies Pope Francis and Bill Gates to finally bring about a One World Government.
The brainless Marxist mainstream media has tried to protect Soros by saying “he’s just a bogeyman for the far right” ignoring the fact that Donald Trump has equally become a bogeyman for “everyone from the moderate left to the far left”.
Soros to protect himself has now, like Johnnie Cochrane in the O.J. Simpson trial, pulled out the “race card” to protect himself and is claiming and whining and snivelling that people are picking on him because he’s Jewish (although it’s probably been a good 50 years since this atheistic Marxist rat has graced himself through the doors of a synagogue).
Several so called anti-hate and anti-discrimination groups have been peeling onions and pouring out the crocodile tears claiming that poor innocent George Soros is just the latest victim in a long drawn out history of Jewish conspiracy theories.
Well neither Pope Francis nor the geeky nerd Bill “he didn’t lose his virginity and wasn’t laid until he earned his first million dollars” Gates are Jewish.
Soros may be Jewish because of his ancestral lineage but he certainly doesn’t act Jewish.
He acts like an atheist who rather ironically worships the demons Baal and Baphomet at the same time.
Edgar Allan Poe once wrote a short story called The Purloined Letter in which the subject letter of the title and the story that the Paris police so valiantly searched for was hidden within plain sight on a table in the room all the time.
Likewise Soros has been an open in plain sight global conspirator all the time as anybody who has ever bothered to watch his open speeches to each year’s Davos Summit Conference in Switzerland can surely attest to.
Today’s mainstream Marxist news media and so called anti-hate and anti-discrimination organizations are even more clueless and out to lunch than the Paris Police Force of amateur detective C. Auguste Dupin’s day and therefore are incapable of noticing the open global conspirator in their midst.
. . .
Last night, senility prone Joe Biden had been down in his basement talking to his pot smoking desert cactus plant Sweet Dementia when suddenly the demons Baal and Baphomet appeared to him.
“Joe,” said Baal, “We need you to go to Pittsburgh Pennsylvania tomorrow and make a speech. We’ve promised to do the fallen angel Mephistopheles a favour and in return, he’s going to possess your body temporarily and deliver the speech through you for you so you don’t come across as being a senile old fool. Is that all right with you, Joe?”.
“Sure man, why not?” Biden said before falling asleep in his Alphabets cereal.
Today the fallen angel Mephistopheles speaking through Biden in Pittsburgh asked, “Do I look like a radical socialist?”.
Biden trying to take back control of his body reached for the plastic bag with the Leon Trotsky beard, moustache and glasses inside to try to put them on.
Mephistopheles slapped his hand.
Mephistopheles as Biden then tried to blame Trump for all the violence now raging in American cities.
Leaving out the fact that it was Democratic Party Mayors of those cities who were allowing the anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans and Neo-Bolshevik insurrectionists free rein which was responsible for all the violence.
. . .
The ghost of Orson Welles was sitting inside the living room of the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s estate.
He was deciding whether or not he should go to his birthplace of Kenosha Wisconsin tomorrow when Donald Trump was visiting there.
Grabbing a bottle of spectral red wine, Welles’ ghost wandered through the Set Mansion.
He came to a door at the back end of the house when he suddenly saw this vision:
Smoking a cigarette, the vision turned back and looked at him and said, “Don’t go to Kenosha, Mr. Welles.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday August 31st
2020.
Renfield: No Abraham Lincoln Available To Tackle Today’s Seditionous Treacherous U.S. Democrats
British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing another one of his Sunday night podcasts.
Renfield: 160 years ago in the year 1860, the U.S. Democratic Party favoured slavery for African-Americans. They ran against Abraham Lincoln of the recently formed U.S. Republican Party who wanted to eventually do away with slavery for African-Americans.
The Democrats lost the 1860 Presidential election to Lincoln and being the seditionous treacherous lot of scoundrels that they are promptly formed the Confederacy and tried to break away from the American Union- an historical fact lost on today’s brainless mainstream Marxist media (The New York Times, The Washington Post, CNN, MSNBC, Global News Canada and all other disinformation branches of the New World Order Ministry of Propaganda) with their abysmal ignorance of history (and every other field of study for that matter).
Today the Democrats say they’ve always been opposed to the Confederacy (a crock of crap if there ever was one!).
It was Democrats who enacted Jim Crow laws in the south and Democrats who founded the Ku Klux Klan.
However slowly within the veneral disease infested underbelly of the U.S. Democratic Party, a desire for a new form of slavery was gradually unfolding – Marxist-Leninist slavery.
You had Alger Hiss an advisor to FDR giving away atomic secrets to Josef Stalin.
You had the Neo-Menshevik Zbigniew Brzezinski being named National Security Advisor to U.S. President Jimmy Carter back in the late 1970s.
As the Dominican priest Father John O’ Connor said about the Neo-Menshevik Brzezinski, “He may have been anti-Bolshevik but he wasn’t anti-Communist.”
Within the Kennedy family of U.S. politics, there were two noted anti-Communists John F. Kennedy and RFK Bobby Kennedy.
That anti-Communism was not passed on to the youngest of Joe Kennedy Sr. ‘s sons the “fat slob Neo-Communist Teddy Kennedy” as he was called by a geopolitical analyst friend of mine on a blog of his back in the early 2000s.
Fat slob Neo-Communist Teddy Kennedy whose idea of saving a drowning woman was to roll up the car windows and swim away.
Fat slob Neo-Communist Teddy Kennedy who, when he was at his heaviest and most obese, could have used Greenpeace’s Save The Whale posters on his Senate re-election campaign signs in Massachusetts.
So in 1860, the U.S. Democratic Party favoured slavery for African-Americans.
Today in 2020 (160 years later), the U.S. Democratic Party favours slavery for everybody regardless of race, creed or colour. Today the U.S. Democratic Party is an equal opportunity enslaver. They want everyone to live under the slavery of a global Marxist-Leninist tyranny.
For those with eyes to see and ears to hear, who today’s Democrats really are can be seen by the way most Democratic Party Mayors and Governors in the U.S. have reacted to the Chinese Communist Party Wuhan virus pandemic when they have enacted the most draconian measures imaginable against their populations and forbade freedom to worship.
The sheer glee with which most of these Neo-Communist despots have closed houses of worship from California’s Gavin Newsom to New York City’s Castro admiring Commie Mayor Bill de Blasio shows the inherent militant atheist Marxists today’s Democrats have become.
Sadly there is no Abraham Lincoln in the Republican Party to confront today’s equal opportunity enslavers and Slavery For All political despots in the contemporary Neo-Marxist Democratic Paety.
It appears God’s judgement has fallen upon America.
For those who think it’s bad living under the rule of the 1% elite in a capitalist society, just wait until they find out what it’s like living under the rule of the 1% elite in a Marxist socialist society.
At least living under the rule of the 1% elite in a capitalist society, one is allowed to say “This sucks.”
In a Marxist socialist society to say that the Hell On Earth the Commies have created is anything less than Heaven On Earth is to leave one open to the possibility of torture, imprisonment and death.
Just ask the long suffering people of the world’s now oldest Communist state- North Korea.
Renfield R. Renfield playing a young Abraham Lincoln in a stage production in London many years ago.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday August 30th
2020.
Pachamama In California
“Governments love pandemics for the same reason they love wars.
Because then they’re able to exert areas of control over the population that the population would not be able to accept in any other time.”
-Robert F. Kennedy Jr. , Berlin Germany August 29th 2020
“Well I see the Neo-Bolshevik and Neo-Menshevik Marxist bozos at the New York Times and The Washington Post are calling Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (the son of assassinated New York Sen. Bobby Kennedy and the nephew of assassinated U.S. President John F. Kennedy) a Nazi who will be addressing Nazis in Berlin today,” British MP Renfield R. Renfield mentioned to his friend Amadeus Emanon.
“What’s that all about?” Amadeus asked Renfield.
“They’re having a protest in Berlin today against the draconian measures the German government have enacted against its population in the wake of the Chinese Communist Party Wuhan virus and Bobby Kennedy Jr. is addressing them at the demonstration,” Renfield noted, “Naturally the Commies at the New York Times and The Washington Post love the Holy, Blessed and Eternal Virus because along with Pope Francis, Bill Gates and George Soros, they believe the draconian measures enacted in the name of the virus will bring about a Marxist-Leninist One World Government. Since Bobby Kennedy is raining on their pandemic totalitarian parade today, the NY Times and The Wa Post are accusing him of being a Nazi. Communists always have the habit of calling anyone who disagrees with them a Nazi.”
“What else did Bobby say?” Amadeus inquired.
“That 5G networks and a digital currency are all about control, it’s not about benefitting you the ordinary person,” Renfield answered, “Because as Mr. Kennedy pointed out, once a government is able to control your bank account, they’re able to control you.”
“That’s true,” Amadeus nodded.
“And then Mr. Kennedy also attacked government “health experts” who at the same time have a vested interest and tie in with Big Pharma- global pharmaceutical corporations,” Renfield read from the rest of the Kennedy speech delivered in Berlin today.
“Who did he have in mind there?” Amadeus scratched his chin.
“Let us call one such government “health expert”… Dr. Anthony Fauci,” Renfield replied in Seinfeldian rabbi fashion.
. . .
Senility prone Joe Biden was once again sitting in his Delaware home basement and smelling the cannabis smoke exhaled by his pot smoking desert cactus plant Sweet Dementia.
“Where have all the flowers gone? Long time passing…” Joe inhaled before falling asleep.
Biden had a dream where a large snake who had woman’s hair on its head was coiling itself around Biden and squeezing the living daylights out of him.
“Who was that snake with woman’s hair?” Biden asked a masked man with a Texas ranger’s star riding a white horse called Silver in the basement as he awakened.
In the background, Rossini’s William Tell Overture was playing on the radio.
. . .
The Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama in California
Pachamama sat on an old retaining wall not far from a tree.
She was starting to regret having all those tattoos put on her in a San Francisco tattoo shop after having had 666 too many lime margaritas.
Oh well, fortunately for her, there was a natural spring in the Peruvian Andes that had the ability to wash off tattoos.
She was soon joined by the flaming disembodied head of Jesuit priest Pierre Teilhard de Chardin.
“So, what have you been up to?” Pachamama asked Teilhard.
“I’ve been starting a whole bunch more of those California wildfires with the flaming hairs on my head,” Teilhard chortled like Bill Gates playing Dr. Victor Frankenstein after he had created the monster.
“That’s nice,” Pachamama smiled like the cat who ate the canary, “As for myself, I’m planning to take a walk along the San Andreas fault.”
She got up to do just that.
Teilhard’s flaming head lay back on the grass where he started a small grassfire and he thought to himself, “The Inca goddess in charge of earthquakes taking a walk along the San Andreas fault. That should prove interesting.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday August 29th
2020.
Renfield Discusses The Merger of Marxism and Spiritist Necromancy
British MP Renfield R. Renfield was discussing some of this week’s past events with his friend Amadeus Emanon.
“Well as senility prone Joe Biden is in his basement at his Delaware home talking to his pot smoking cactus plant Sweet Dementia about how he doesn’t need to take a cognitive test while the mainstream Marxist oriented news media in the U.S. and Canada is busy singing his praises, the ghost of Orson Welles is in the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s basement wine cellar drinking barrels of ghostly spectral red wine and weeping over the fact that his birthplace of Kenosha Wisconsin is undergoing burning, rioting and looting by anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans urged on by Neo-Bolshevik agitators.”
“What’s the difference between ghosts and the entities who are summoned in seances, spiritist channeling and necromancy?” Amadeus asked.
“Well from talking to your friend the Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds the Church of England’s leading exorcist on the subject,” Renfield answered, “a ghost is a spirit of an actual deceased person who for reasons known only to God is allowed to roam on the earth in places that are often referred to by mortals as being haunted. A ghost is also a spirit of a deceased person occasionally allowed to leave Purgatory for occasional short periods of time as William Shakespeare noted about the ghost of Hamlet’s father in his play Hamlet and as Charles Dickens noted about the ghost of Jacob Marley in his 1843 novella A Christmas Carol. And then for whatever reason, the ghosts of Orson Welles and Winston Churchill have been allowed to leave Purgatory the past couple of years where they’ve spent a great deal of time hanging around my parliamentary office and the vampire Set’s estate as well as various other places.”
“What about the entities who are summoned in seances, spiritist channeling and necromancy?” Amadeus asked.
“They are for the most part demons only posing as spirits of the dead which is why the Book of Deuteronomy Chapter 18 forbade the ancient Israelites from engaging in the practice of necromancy or summoning spirits,” Renfield explained, “although there was one notable exception when God actually allowed the spirit of Samuel to leave Sheol (that shadowy realm of the dead that the ancient Greeks called Hades and the ancient Norse called Hel) and appeared to King Saul to talk to him much to the surprise of the witch of Endor who had summoned him and was expecting a deceiving spirit or demon to appear and not the real Samuel’s ghost.”
“So that’s the difference,” Amadeus nodded, “A ghost is a spirit of an actually deceased person who remains behind on earth after death and haunts a certain place or else the spirit of an actually deceased person who’s allowed to leave Purgatory on occasion while an entity summoned in a seance, spiritist channeling or necromancy is usually a deceiving demon just posing as and pretending to be the spirit of an actually deceased person.”
Renfield nodded, “That’s right.”
Amadeus then said, “What got me curious was the email you sent me before we went on to Skype asking the question can a Marxist be a spiritist necromancer?”.
“And we’ll get in to that later,” Renfield sipped a bottle of Coca-Cola, “what I noticed about the Kenosha riots is that in this set of looting and burning riots (that the brainless mainstream media always calls “peaceful protests” although they’ve now invented the Orwellian Doublespeak Newspeak misnomer “peaceful clashes” for the Kenosha riots- a contradiction in terms if there ever was one), a couple of anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans found themselves being shot and killed no doubt much to their surprise. It really shouldn’t have been much of a surprise. If you’re going to go around rioting, looting and burning all the time, don’t be surprised if people start getting pissed off and start shooting you.”
“Do you think the new trend of shooting rioters and looters will continue?” Amadeus inquired.
“I think it will,” Renfield nodded.
“So what did you think of Pope Francis’ weekly Wednesday audience address this past August 26th?” Amadeus wanted to know.
“The one where he all but called for a One World Marxist-Leninist global government?” Renfield poured a Josef Stalin autographed bottle of 1940s Russian vodka into the same garbage can where Claude Rains as Captain Louis Renault had poured a bottle of Vichy Water in the 1942 film Casablanca, “He’s finally shown the last of his true colours. The Virgin Mary had told the three shepherd children at Fatima in the words of the Third Secret that Satan would infiltrate to the very top of the Catholic Church and he has. Or at least a willing puppet has. Pope Francis comes across as being too intellectually challenged and dim witted at times to be actually possessed by that most intelligent of Archangels- Lucifer.”
“Pope Francis is sort of an ecclesiastical Joe Biden?” Amadeus took a look at a dumbell that a weightlifter had recently dropped on the floor.
“Or Joe Biden is an American political equivalent of Pope Francis,” Renfield nodded, “Then yesterday August 27th the World Council of Churches joined with the Vatican in issuing a joint statement all but calling for the creation of a Marxist-Leninist One World Government.”
“So all the Red chickens are coming home to roost?” Amadeus ate a well roasted and devilshly hot piece of chicken wings.
“They are,” Renfield added some rum to his glass of Coke, “so what’s your answer to my question that I emailed you? Can a Marxist be a spiritist necromancer?”.
“Well I always thought a Marxist was supposed to be a militant atheist,” Amadeus answered, “so how can they possibly engage in a supernatural form of witchcraft such as spiritist necromancy?”.
“That was always my opinion,” Renfield agreed, “But as you know the three women who started the Black Lives Movement organization are all admitted Marxists. As you know on the BLM About page, their stated goal is the creation of a Marxist state where both the nuclear family and fatherhood are done away with and children are raised by the state. So I thought being Marxists, they’d be good militant atheists as well. But then the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit came across a Zoom interface video that two of the founders had with each other.”
“And what does that video show?” Amadeus inquired.
“One of the founders says she summons the spirits of those black people who have died in police custody or at the hands of police to come to her and they apparently come,” Renfield added some more rum to his drink.
“Really?” Amadeus put down his slice of lemon meringue pie.
“Yes,” Renfield nodded, “One of the BLM founders says that she often laughs with Wakiesha in her room. They have many a laugh together. Wakiesha Wilson is the name of a young lady who died in police custody in 2016.”
“So the BLM Marxist founders say they can summon ghosts?” Amadeus was flabbergasted, “But the deliberate summoning forth of ghosts by mortals is necromancy which is a form of witchcraft and is condemned in Deuteronomy Chapter 18? Namely because the spirit being summoned is usually a demon posing as the ghost of a deceased person?”.
“Yep,” Renfield went on, “So all these professional athletes who wear BLACK LIVES MATTER on their shirts, when they bow and kneel, what type of invisible entities are walking by when they bow and kneel?”.
Semiramis the Queen of Ancient Babylon wonders: Will anyone invoke and summon her?
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday August 28th
2020.
Renfield Ends His Podcast With A Song
British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Sunday night livestream video podcast analyzing geopolitical affairs and current events.
Tonight he decided to end his podcast by singing a song.
He came down to the last item before singing a song,
“Last night my best sources in Istanbul tell me that the Byzantine vampiress Theodora (who in her mortal life had been the Byzantine Empress Theodora the wife of the Byzantine Emperor Justinian the Great) beat the crap out of Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan for turning a former Orthodox Byzantine Christian monastery into an Islamic mosque.
She couldn’t have beat the entire crap out of him because if she had, there wouldn’t have been much left of him. If she had beat the entire crap out of him, they could have buried him in a cigar box.”
Renfield then broke into a song.
It was a country music song in which Renfield gave a stirring country musical rendition – a combination of the voices of Johnny Cash, Kenny Rogers and Marty Robbins rolled into one.
Sang Renfield,
“When the moo cows, when they make milk,
It’s the only milk I do adore,
When the moon shines over the cow shed,
I hope the cows are making plenty more…”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday August 23rd
2020.
Alexei Navalny Flown To Germany
Russian Opposition leader Alexei Navalny was flown from Siberia to Berlin, Germany for medical treatment.
Mr. Navalny had fallen ill during a flight from Tomsk Siberia to Moscow this past Thursday.
Disturbing video shot on the plane showed Mr. Navalny howling in agony on the flight before he collapsed into a coma.
His supporters believe that a cup of tea he drank at a Tomsk airport cafe had been poisoned.
The plane made an emergency landing in Omsk Siberia where Mr. Navalny was taken to hospital.
Mr. Navalny’s personal physician Anastasia Vasilieva was not allowed to see him while he was in hospital in Russia.
British MP Renfield R. Renfield speculated that it was because doctors at the hospital in Omsk were trying to cover up traces that Mr. Navalny had indeed been poisoned and doing so on the Kremlin’s orders.
Doctors at the hospital in Omsk on Friday spent most of the day twiddling their thumbs when it came to signing paper work to fly Mr. Navalny to Germany.
Finally early Saturday morning Mr. Navalny was granted permission by Omsk doctors to leave and a medical evacuation flight paid for by the German organization Cinema For Peace landed the Russian Opposition leader at Tegel airport in Berlin where he was taken to the German capital’s Charite Hospital for treatment.
Mr. Navalny’s possible poisoning was only one in a long string of poisonings done to Mr. Putin’s opponents over the years, Mr. Renfield pointed out.
Alexander Litvinenko an FSB defector had been poisoned by radioactive polonium-210 in London, England back in November 2006.
Sergei Skripal (a GRU officer who defected to the UK) and his daughter Yulia were poisoned with a Russian developed Novichok nerve agent in March 2018.
Unlike Mr. Litvinenko who died, the Skripals recovered from their poisoning.
Although a UK citizen exposed to the nerve agent during the Skripal poisoning died.
The Russian Foreign Ministry always denied that the Russian state was responsible for the poisoning of Mr. Putin’s opponents with the same vigour that the Washington Post, New York Times, CNN, MSNBC and Global News Canada disinformation branches of the New World Order Ministry of Propoganda denied that those rioting, looting and burning in various inner cities across the U.S. were anything but “peaceful protestors”.
Renfield told his parliamentary colleague the Welsh vampiress Morgana that he had already made his move against Putin for the latest poisoning of one of the Russian leader’s political opponents.
“Mr. Putin seems to fancy himself more of a Byzantine Emperor than a Russian Czar,” Renfield explained to Morgana, “since that seemed to be the favourite method used by Byzantine Emperors for doing in their opponents- poisoning.”
Meanwhile in Moscow as a Harvey Wallbanger drinking Kremlin guard was removed from duty for claiming that a 6 foot 8 tall bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears and holding a hypodermic needle syringe in his upper right paw was wandering the Kremlin halls, minutes later Vladimir Putin suddenly experienced a sharp sensation in his buttocks as if he was jabbed there.
Renfield later spoke to his friend Amadeus Emanon via Skype, “Did I tell you that Dr. Cadbury Rocher has developed a serum that when injected into a person’s buttocks can give that person the worst case of hemmorhoids in all recorded history?”.
“What’s the purpose of that?” Amadeus asked as he ate a hard boiled egg.
Meanwhile in the Kremlin, Vladimir Putin started screaming his head off when he tried to sit down.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday August 22nd
2020.
Joe Biden Addresses Democrats On H.P. Lovecraft’s 130th Birthday
Today is H.P. Lovecraft’s 130th birthday.
Howard Phillips Lovecraft the writer of weird fiction and horror fiction and the creator of the Cthulhu Mythos was born in Providence Rhode Island on August 20th 1890.
Having been granted temporary dispensational release from the Underworld by Hades and Persephone for the day, Lovecraft sat in the front row of the empty Wisconsin stadium that was supposed to be the hub of the Democratic National Convention and wondered, where is everybody?
Sitting in a lighting room in the empty stadium was the vampire Lev Tomi the Secretary-General of the United Nations Secretariat On The Environment and Climate Change.
In his mortal life, Lev Tomi had been the Russian Bolshevik Leon Trotsky.
It was 80 years ago today that Trotsky had been hit in the head with an ice pick axe wielded by Stalinist Soviet NKVD agent Ramon Mercader who attacked Trotsky in the study of his Mexico City home.
Trotsky was taken to hospital and operated on and died a day later on August 21st 1940.
Or that was the story that was told the world to prevent further assassination attempts on Trotsky by Stalin.
The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec turned Trotsky into a vampire before he could succumb to his mortal wounds and die a mortal death.
Now Trotsky as Lev Tomi was hoping to use environmental degradation of the planet and climate change and this year the Chinese Communist Party virus pandemic to become the head of a Neo-Bolshevik One World Government.
As Trotsky/Tomi reflected on these thoughts, outside the stadium a small snowball that had fallen off a passing ice cream truck had metamorphosed into a statue of Napoleon while a small herd of barnyard pigs walked by.
Tonight’s DNC event began with a prayer being said by the Jesuit heretic (and ardent admirer of the ancient cities of Sodom and Gomorrah as they were before Lot’s wife was turned into a pillar of salt) Jimmy Martin, a rabbi, an imam, a kangaroo and the owner of the bar where priest Jimmy Martin, the rabbi, the imam and the kangaroo had walked in through the door just as someone was telling a joke.
Joining Jimmy Martin, the rabbi, the imam, the kangaroo and the bartender in saying a prayer for the Democrats were the ghosts of Anton Szandor Lavey the founder of the Church of Satan and Aleister Crowley the well known British occultist (both of whom had been granted temporary dispensational release from Tartarus by Hades in order to join in the prayer invocation).
When the prayer was over, a short video was shown.
The video contained imagery from a dream that Joe Biden had last night.
In the dream, Biden was visited by the ghost of the well roasted looking former Sen. Teddy Kennedy (who had been granted a temporary dispensational release from his rotating barbeque spit by Hades for the night).
Kennedy took Biden on a tour of the 9 Circles of Dante’s Inferno while in the background Buffalo Springfield sang, “There’s something happening here…”
After Kennedy showed Biden the rotating barbeque spit reserved for him which were right next to the rotating barbeque spits reserved for Pope Francis, Bill Gates and George Soros, the dream ended.
Joe Biden got up on the empty stage to speak.
As he did so, the creature Cthulhu (that many had thought was just a figment of H.P. Lovecraft’s imagination) towered on the stage behind Joe Biden having swam across an entire ocean and hitchhiked across a continent to get here.
His octopus tentacles included insignia marked on each tentacle Antifa, BLM, Neo-Bolsheviks, Trotskyite 4th International, Stalinism Revisited, Maoism Revisited, The Hammer and Sickle and finally The Mark of Baal and Baphomet.
Cthulhu then proceeded to eat the empty auditorium (as Lovecraft’s ghost watched), the entire Democratic Party and finally America itself.
The ghost of Rod Serling appeared and told those still alive and watching, “Ladies and gentlemen, please do not just adjust your sets or your livestream. You are about to enter another dimension, a world beyond time and space, a place where reality meets the imagination, you are about to enter the Twilight Zone…”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday August 20th
2020.
Renfield Takes Stock of The North American Titanic
British MP Renfield R. Renfield was spending the day in an English country garden.
Renfield was currently on his laptop, sitting under a tree and sipping a Mai Tai.
He was spending the day answering emails from a few of his North American fans.
Some Canadians were writing to him complaining that most of the “health experts” in Canada (whom the media were constantly focusing on in this time of the pandemic caused by an escaped Chinese Communist bioweapon) were all female (which was all right) but they were also all quite repulsively ugly (which was not all right).
It was Renfield’s understanding that these “health experts” were saying the same thing day after day and thus there was no reason for these facial breakers of mirrors to appear in public every day.
Renfield lined up the next Alberta Health Press Conference from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada with a new individual who would just repeat the same lines that the ugly looking female Provincial “Health Expert” said every day.
A parrot then appeared at the podium in front of the assembled news media.
Quoth the parrot, “Squawk. Remember to wash your hands. Squawk. Remember to wash your hands. Squawk. Remember to wash your hands.”
The parrot then made his next statement, “Squawk. Practice social distancing. Squawk. Practice social distancing. Squawk. Practice social distancing.”
Flapping his feathers, the parrot then built up to the punch line, “Squawk. Wear a mask at all times. Squawk. Wear a mask at all times. Squawk. Wear a mask at all times.”
Yes, the parrot just sounds like your typical “health expert” now, Renfield thought to himself as he watched on his laptop.
The parrot then added, “Squawk. Polly wants a cracker. Squawk. Polly wants a cracker. Squawk. Polly wants a cracker.”
Okay, Renfield thought, the parrot will add an improvisational line of his own just so that these Health Authority press conferences don’t wind up as boring as a Stephen Colbert comedy routine.
. . .
After taking a brief dip in the garden wading pool where he made a dozen laps back and forth across the two metre wide long pool, Renfield towelled himself off and went back to his laptop.
He then watched a few scenes from last night’s U.S. Democratic Party Presidential Virtual Convention.
After rolling on the grass next to his lawn chair in huge rollicking gales of laughter, the next door neighbour to Renfield’s country estate was thinking to himself, “He doesn’t seem to be taking the Democratic National Convention with the same degree of seriousness as The Washington Post, The New York Times, CNN, MSNBC, Global News Canada and all the other disinformation branches of the New World Order Ministry of Propoganda.”
Renfield then read a Twitter tweet that satanic witch airhead Alyssa Milano had sent to the Democratic Convention, “I’m so happy I’m a fucking Democrat.”
Renfield then sent a reply back to Ms. Milano under the handle of his fictional Italian alter ego Luigi Parmacelli, “You so happy you’re a fucking Democrat. All those Democrats you ‘a fucked had better check themselves into the nearest Sexually Transmitted Diseases clinic for ‘a emergency treatment.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday August 18th
2020.
Dracul Van Helsing 
Minerva
August 21, 2020 at 11:02 pm (Commentary, Culture, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Poetry) (Athena, Dystopian World of 2020, Greek Goddess Athena, Minerva, Post-Covid World, The Greek Goddess Athena)
And all the leather bound volumes on shelves were buried under dust
And all the gold on many crowns had finally turned to rust
A wireless library stretched across the globe
which technocrats wanted implants in everyone’s frontal lobe
Every fact and every fiction was now determined by Google
10 years hence you may see pic of Siamese cat when you search for “poodle”
And all will say it must be so
For high tech is not our foe
Alexa has replaced the shrink by the couch
With bar codes in your hands, no money to welch
Social interaction is missing like a person’s lips
Buried under a mask with one’s nose and no sinking ships
All that one sees are the other person’s eyes
Which have been Net trained to show nothing but lies
“The truth is out there” is a phrase now foreign as ancient Etruscan
if Truth ever existed, it’s as dead as electoral collusion with a Russian
The truth is not out there, it’s neither here nor there
For every day is filled with hope previous generations labelled “despair”
They march in tune to the beat of a non-existent drummer
where an eternal winter is labelled an endless summer
Good little sheep they all are
Marching near and far
For 2020 was the year most lost perfect vision
As their minds were infected by a diabolical incision
2030 was the UN’s sustainable goal
But the world’s elites bet on a closer running foal
And they got their wish
from the bottom of a Wuhan petri dish
The medium was indeed the message like Marshall McLuhan predicted
And people soon ceased calling themselves “homeless” after they were evicted
The media echoed the same message day after day
And people’s souls were lost like needle in the hay
And the Devil smiled as he sang “You’re all going my way”
“Be careful what you wish for” was now an old forgotten refrain
lost in a forgotten past like the whistle of ancient steam train
They had spent so much time in the late 20th Century watching movies
about lands of Dystopia and the post-Apocalypse
That finally when in reality it came to pass, no one asked, what is this?
Far from the madd’ing crowd that was so maddening
He lived in a home far away
surrounded by books and old leather volumes
where the sun ruled the day and the moon ruled the night
And 2 +2 = 5 was never ever right
In his mind’s eye he saw the lovely Athena
ancient goddess of wisdom that haunted his dreama’
Minerva was her Roman name
and she bore wisdom’s flame
Holding ancient scrolls
She pointed towards those
Who sought her light still
like one man alone on the side of a hill
Who sought neither the blue nor the Matrix red pill
For all medication inclined for a soul to kill
Her owl flew in the direction
of a world far from perfection
Knowledge to impart
Even just for one was a start.
-A poem written by Christopher
Friday August 20th
2020.
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