Renfield, Baal and Baphomet Professional Sports and A Communist Scientologist

August 3, 2020 at 10:52 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

“Mr. Renfield,” the BBC interviewer inquired of the British MP, “how would you describe yourself?”.

“As an altruistic empathetic narcissist,” Renfield answered.

The remark sent professional psychologists and psychiatrists and students of psychology all over the world scrambling for their textbooks and dictionaries to look up the meaning of this particular personality type.

Mental breakdowns were universal when they discovered the term wasn’t listed, classified or defined.

. . .

Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol was sitting in his office looking at photos of competing NBA and MLB teams all linking arms and kneeling in front of BLACK LIVES MATTER logos while the U.S. National anthem was being played.

Whitstable had received a dossier from the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit documenting how the Black Lives Matter organization was a Communist organization founded by 3 Communist lesbians whose stated goals were a Marxist society and the destruction of both fatherhood and the nuclear family.

Whitstable then looked at a videotape of both ceremonies as recorded by an Interpol agent using a Dr. Cadbury Rocher Demon Detector Lens.

In both ceremonies as the overpaid athletes knelt to show their “wokeness” (Being “woke” in the 21st Century meant that one had turned into a living dead brain dead zombie according to Renfield R. Renfield’s definition of the word), the demons Baal and Baphomet walked by although unseen by the human eye but not by the eye of the Dr. Cadbury Rocher Demon Detector Lens.

Thus the overpaid athletes were bending the knee to the demons Baal and Baphomet in what looked to be an act of fealty and homage.

In this, they were boldly or maybe mincingly following in the footsteps of Rep. Nancy Pelosi who had done the same a couple of months earlier where the demons Baal and Baphomet were also picked up by the Dr. Cadbury Rocher Demon Detector Lens as Rep. Pelosi and her fellow Congressional Useful Idiots For The Devil Democrats bent the knee in an act of fealty and homage to the two demons.

Although the overpaid athletes were able to get back up again after bending the knee.

The same could not be said for the House of Representatives Speaker who had to be helped up by a Congressional aide as Ms. Pelosi did a very bad impersonation of the lady in the famous Help! I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up TV commercials for Lifeline back in the 1980s.

. . .

Meanwhile as the demon Asmodeus and the little green frog Nimrod sat at a milkshake bar in Los Angeles, they were discussing the fact that Rep. Karen Bass of California had emerged as the number one contender to become Joe Biden’s Vice-Presidential running mate.

“Do you suppose Joe Biden is really going to name a Communist Scientologist as his running mate?” Nimrod asked Asmodeus.

“Well if you’ve got a Communist Pope in the Vatican, why not a Communist Scientologist in the White House?” Asmodeus shrugged.

It just so happened that down in the fires of Tartarus, Karl Marx the Father of Communism was roasting away on a barbeque spit right next to the barbeque spit where science-fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard the founder of the Church of Scientology was busy roasting away.

Marx and Hubbard briefly wept tears of joy upon hearing the news before resuming screaming for the rest of eternity.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday August 3rd
2020.

8 Comments

  1. davidiclineage said,

    Altruistic empathetic narcissist.

    I don’t think I’ve ever been so succinctly defined.

    Thanks!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      You’re welcome.

      You too huh?

      Renfield will be delighted to hear that he has company. 😀

  2. Anne J. said,

    Hahaha! This made me laugh this morning. A good way to start my day! Thank you, Chris!

    I love the descriptions (adjectives), alliterations, names and you got me at “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” having been disappointed many times that nobody gets it when I refer to it. Finally, someone who knows.

    Yeas, I am alive. I still disappear and reappear sporadically. I hope you’ve been well and are safe.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Glad to see you’re back Anne and you’re well and safe.

      I myself didn’t know that anybody else would pick up on the I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up Line.

      Although a friend of mine who’s a San Francisco based blogger might get it.

      She had posted a photo of Nancy Pelosi kneeling and then an aftershot of her trying to get up when the event happened.

      She had captioned the aftershot photo, Help! She’s Fallen and She Can’t Get Up! 😂🤣

      A caption I found hilariously funny.

      Probably inspired me to use that line after I saw photos of the overpaid athletes in the NBA and MLB kneeling that was one of the catalysts for this post.

      I’m doing well.

      I’ve been writing quite a bit about what’s happening south of the Canada-U.S. border.

      It seemed to me that a Bolshevik Communist insurrection was taking place.

      And sometimes I wondered whether I was just being paranoid.

      Then the fellow who was my best friend in university read one of my posts and told me I was right.

      He told me to download an episode of a radio program on the Net where they talked about it.

      I did a couple of weeks ago but didn’t listen to it until tonight.

      I found out that I was right on.

      They played excerpts from a TV interview with a KGB officer defector made in 1984.

      The defector said the KGB had a 30 year plan to bring about a Communist revolution in America.

      Even if Communism collapsed in Russia for awhile, the KGB thought it would be worth it because if America went Communist (without the use of a nuclear war to bring it about) , then the whole world would go Communist (and Russia would revert to being Communist again).

      And the final stages of the plan- it’s what’s happening in America this year I could tell.

      One of the steps was demoralization and one of the possible methods of demoralization (and I couldn’t believe he said it in this 1984 interview because I strongly suspected it but couldn’t prove it) is getting everybody to wear face masks because they’d start feeling demoralized having to cover their faces all the time.

      How do you get people to wear face masks?

      A pandemic (which suspiciously arose in Communist China) and then “health experts” at the WHO (which is very much under the influence of the Chinese Communist Party) tell people originally not to wear face masks and then they change their tune and tell people to wear face masks

      There were 4 stages to the insurrection according to the KGB officer:

      1. Demoralization
      2. Destabilization
      3. Chaos
      4.The New Norm (when a Communist regime is established in America)

      I found the title of Stage 4- The New Norm- rather interesting because it’s close to what most of the world news media is currently yapping about- the New Normal- the post Covid world is going to have to have a New Normal they keep telling us.

      The New Norm and the New Normal sound pretty much the same.

      Anyways that’s what I’ve been up to these days, Anne.

      • Anne J. said,

        Hi Chris,

        I wish I had been fully back and had read this then. I hate the masks. I hate what the world leaders are doing to us.

        I was actually thinking about my old colleague and friend who passed recently. There was no reason. He had a successful and good career. The company is a small-ish/medium entity with good culture. He had a family, with a wife he married almost 20 years ago, with 3 adopted kids. He was sporty so he couldn’t have lacked endorphins. He was active. He was close to his parents and sibling. He was a smiley person. He was a church person. I couldn’t find a reason. But from the speeches at his funeral, with his good heart, I thought the world might have been too much and he gave up thinking there was nothing he could do to save it no matter how hard he tried…

        I am glad you are well!

        Take care always,
        Anne

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I’m so sorry to hear about the death of your friend, Anne.

        You take care as well.

        -Chris

  3. Jessica E. Larsen said,

    😂 Renfield describing himself. Perfection 👌 😂
    Sigh… that’s the only thing I can say for about pushing Marxists society.
    And that spit barbeque 🤯🤢

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