Reblog of A UK Election Campaign Debate Like No Other

August 5, 2020 at 10:14 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

A chapter I wrote 3 years ago- when Renfield ran for MP against British Tory MP Agathor Christie- an election Renfield went on to win.

Dracul Van Helsing

Renfield R. Renfield was attending his first election campaign debate in the constituency where he was running- Tewkesbury In The Cotswolds. London dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes was serving as the debate chairwoman since both Renfield and sitting incumbent British Conservative MP Agathor Christie were clients of her dominatrix services.

The sponsors of the debate thought that Sherrielock could keep at least two of the six candidates running in line.

Renfield R. Renfield was of course running as the candidate for the British Transhumanist Techno-Progressive Anti Bio-Conservative Party in the constituency.

The debate would begin with each candidate giving a 5-minute speech talking about their past accomplishments in life.

Conservative MP Agathor Christie had to be cut short after 5 minutes by Sherrielock Holmes and he had only got up to talking about his first year in kindergarten.

When Renfield got up to speak, he said, β€œHere’s one of the many music…

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13 Comments

  1. Kritika said,

    Can stop laughing. lols
    Poor MP Agathor he spoke about his kindergarten hahahahahahahaha

    • Kritika said,

      Renfields performance I am sure is much better than KK hahahahahahaha

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, Renfield’s performance was probably so much better than KK’s. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

      • Kritika said,

        hahahahaha I wish to attend such a conference. lols

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        It would definitely be worth seeing. πŸ˜€

      • Kritika said,

        Lols

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Even Agathor talking about his kindergarten years. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

      • Kritika said,

        This chapter is mindblowing. Super duper awesome.🀣🀣

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Thank you very much, Kritika. πŸ™‚

        Yes, I thought some of my newer readers who have just started reading me in the past year might like to know what Renfield was like before he was actually elected an MP.

        A very unusual individual who makes a most unusual politician. πŸ˜…

      • Kritika said,

        A lot changed in Renfield.
        Great.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, Agathor was quite the quintessential nerd. πŸ€“

      Speaking about his kindergarten.

  2. Jessica E. Larsen said,

    Heading out to read more…

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