Behind The Scenes of The DNC

August 19, 2020 at 10:25 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield had been talking to a friend of his who was an Alberta based geopolitical analyst.

The friend mentioned two books written by the same man that had strongly influenced his life.

The man was Malachi Martin a former Jesuit priest who had left the Jesuit order because it had pretty well been taken over by Marxists.

The two books by Martin were first The Final Conclave and the second was The Keys of This Blood.

The Final Conclave written by Martin was published in 1978.

It described a future conclave in which a Communist was elected Pope.

That happened in March 2013 with the election of Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Argentina who took the name Pope Francis.

The second was The Keys of This Blood published in 1990 in which a KGB plot was described whereby the countries of Central and Eastern Europe would be allowed to go free and the USSR would undergo a transition towards a more democratic state.

The KGB plot was a 30 year plan to turn the United States of America into a Communist state from within.

Once the U.S. went Communist, then the whole world would go Communist.

And it would happen without a single nuclear weapon being fired reasoned the KGB planners.

Now 30 years later in 2020, the plan would be complete with the senility prone Joe Biden (a most malleable puppet of his Communist overseers if there ever was one) winning the Presidency.

Renfield then watched some highlights from last night’s Democratic National Convention – a virtual convention which was turning out to be duller and even more cheesy than a PBS local community fundraiser.

It would definitely make Dr. Frasier Crane singing Buttons and Bows for a pre-Bolshevik Revolution Seattle PBS fundraising telethon look like a Giuseppe Verdi opera by comparison.

Renfield viewed the highlights using Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s Supernatural Entity Detector Lens allowing Renfield to view what was really going on behind the scenes.

The lens allowed Renfield to see what was happening just prior to Bill Clinton (looking 99.9% dead and a living corpse) addressing the American people and telling them to cast their votes for Joe Biden.

Hillary entered a room and shouted, “Bill! Bill! It’s time for your address to the virtual Democratic National Convention!”.

Bill is lying on a couch looking very much dead and decomposed and lying under a mountain of dust and huge spider woven cob webs.

“Oh shit! He’s dead!” Hillary exclaimed angrily, “I didn’t know he had died. I rarely ever speak to him. Chelsea mentioned on her last visit that “Dad isn’t looking well at all” but as I said to her at the time, he looks like just the way he looked whenever he returned from Jeffrey Epstein’s Lesser Saint James Virgin Island. He was probably dead back then when Chelsea told me that he wasn’t looking well at all.”

Hillary grabbed her Haitian Voodoo Spell Book and turned to the chapter on Raising People From The Dead.

“I’ve never been able to successfully cast a voodoo spell before,” Hillary started chanting voodoo spells in much the same way as a Pentecostal preacher might attempt to chant a Latin Gregorian chant from the pre-Vatican II Catholic Church, “Baron Samedi don’t fail me now. It might be highly embarrassing if I have to tell the Democratic National Convention via livestream that Bill has died. Especially after asking Mexican authorities if I could borrow the ice pick axe with which Stalinist agent Ramon Mercader murdered Leon Trotsky almost 80 years ago to the very day now.”

Surprisingly the loa of Haitian voodoo heard Hillary’s earnest chanting (or more likely they were irritated by her ear piercing shrieks) and Bill was raised from the dead.

“Thank goodness, you brought me back from the dead, dear,” Bill gasped, “Because Cerberus was busy chewing on my tiny third leg. Someone neglected to put all that Mena, Arkansas Airport money in my mouth so I could pay Charon the Ferryman across the River Styx.”

Bill then addressed Democrats via livestream telling them that America needed a President who respected the sanctity of the Oval Office.

Watching Bill’s little speech on television at home, Monica Lewinsky almost choked on the banana she was eating when Bill Clinton talked about the sanctity of the Oval Office.

Then after Joe Biden had formally been elected the Democratic Party Presidential nominee, a choir of demons from Hell rose up on to the empty convention stage to sing,

“And crown him, crown him,
crown him, crown him,
and crown him lord of all.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday August 19th


  1. David Redpath said,

    Funny you should mention it,
    Christopher. ‘Cumalita Unmasked’,
    Uncle Ernie’s drag show extravaganza,
    was booked as the closing act for the
    2020 Democratic National Convention,
    but sadly the pandemic put a stop it.
    Uncle Ernie had even promised Joe
    Biden to dress up as Dinah Shore and
    perform a rousing rendition of ‘Buttons
    and Bows’, being one of his favourite
    songs. It would’ve been a a real show
    stopper 🙉

    🎶Gimme eastern trimmin’
    where women are women
    In high silk hose
    and peek-a-boo clothes
    And French perfume
    that rocks the room
    And I’m all yours
    in buttons and bows 🎶

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      How sad to think that the Chinese Communist virus pandemic put a stop to all that. 😎

      • David Redpath said,

        Indeed, Christopher.
        As the song goes …

        🎶East is east and west is west
        and the wrong one I have chose
        Let’s go where I’ll keep on wearin’
        Those frills and flowers
        and buttons and bows
        Rings and things
        and buttons and bows 🎶

        Uncle Ernie says it’s the perfect
        theme song for his old friend,
        Joe Biden. I’m not too sure what
        he means 🤔

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Well after Jill Biden had finished giving her little Vote For Joe pep talk in that school classroom, Joe did come in and stand beside her and said to the camera, “Hi, I’m Joe Biden’s husband.”

        What that means 🤔probably only Uncle Ernie knows for sure.🙀

      • David Redpath said,

        Uncle Ernie has only high praise
        for Joe, saying that he knows how
        to treat a female impersonator💃
        He even appointed Cumalita his
        President of Vice 🙄

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, I can see Cumalita being appointed President of Vice. 😮

  2. Kritika said,

    Hillary doing the black magic. lols
    Interesting read.

  3. Hyperion said,

    Another prescient peek into America’s future. I wonder what Michelangelo the psychic lobster has seen. We voted the Trumptastic into office to avoid the Hildebeast and now we must vote sleepy Joe the bootie squeezer Biden into office to avoid another catastrophic 4 years. But what catastrophe of unimaginable proportion have we signed up for now? With the rabid Marxist liberal proletariat hating VP soon to take over the presidency once Sleepy Joe is pronounced senile as an old goat and unable to serve, it seems the KGB and Satin’s plans will surely come to fruition. The only thing saving us from Putin’s Army is he wouldn’t touch our perverted society with a ten foot nuclear pole. He just wants us out of the way so he can rule the rest of the west while Xi takes the East. That could be a kinder fate than what awaits us in November. Where have all the cowboys gone? We need Roy Rodgers raised from the dead to bring some white hat integrity back to the mean streets of Washington.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, America could certainly use a man like Roy Rogers again.

      • Hyperion said,

        Dale Evans would make a great First Lady.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        And Trigger would make a great First Horse.

        He could go down to Congress and kick a few people in the places they deserve.

        It would be fun to see Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer going face first through their respective office windows.

        And AOC commenting (with the usual penchant of Democrats for unusual sexual proclivities) that never had she orgasmed so intensely not even with her most reliable solarpowered eco-friendly environmentally friendly vibrator.

        And Trigger would be galloping out of her office in a sweat, saying to himself in equine language, “What a pervert! I wasn’t expecting that she’d enjoy that!”.

      • Hyperion said,

        You know, it never occurred to me that Trigger might be endangered by his exposure to libertine proclivities so prevalent there. Roy and Dale may have to keep Trigger on the Whitehouse lawn as part of the security detail. 😳🤦🏻‍♂️

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Trigger as part of the White House lawn security detail is an excellent idea, Daniel. 🐎

        He can avoid the Washington swamp and at the same time protect the White House from looters and rioters whom the New York Times, The Washington Post, CNN and MSNBC always call “peaceful protestors”.

      • Hyperion said,

        Yes, it’s a phenomena that such peaceful people can cause spontaneous combustion of buildings, fires, destruction, and a particularly vile defacement of public property. But, when Trigger horse stomps the dog poo out of those peaceful protestors, the strange forces causing all the damage will subside. We’re used to dodo being all over the sidewalk from Nancy Pelosi’s shit on America campaign so I don’t see a problem with trigger contributing to the ever growing pile of crap in Washington.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        No, Trigger’s crap will be a nice refreshing change from the crap Nancy Pelosi dishes out daily in DC.

      • Hyperion said,

        At least horse poo is round and you can through it at peaceful protestors burning down the block if you run out of pepper spray.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, throwing horse poo at the burning and rioting peaceful protestors. 🐎💩🔥

        A splendid idea. 😀

      • Hyperion said,

        I know Trigger will provide his share of the load.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        He may become the first horse to address a Senate since Caligula’s horse addressed the Roman Senate. 😀

      • Hyperion said,

        I suppose such an address might involve AOC and her green views with a head down perspective. I’m not sure the mainstream media would cover it unless the Washington Post could blame AOC’s equine succubi on the Trumpulator and his ever fired henchmen.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, the Post invariably finds a way to blame Trump for everything.

      • Hyperion said,

        Indeed, he recently authorized the military to rescue a young immigrant boy from the sea when his raft was crushed by waves and he was carried away. The Coast Guard didn’t have enough coverage and only Trump could authorize the military to intervene. He didn’t hesitate and the boy was ultimately found and rescued. The next day the mainstream media accused Trump of harming the environment by starving the sharks. I read it on the internet. It has to be true. And now, poor Trigger will be accused by ANTIFA of waging biological warfare on peaceful rioters under orders from the GOO even though he is now sequestered in Mar e Lago while Roy and Dale are running the show.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, undoubtedly the Post blames Trump for the severe impotence tests that were to be found on 100% of the Post’s male reporters and editors.

      • Hyperion said,

        Absolutely! When you can’t choose a gender and stick with it, testosterone tends to drop and you have a bunch of soy boys that act like Gorgons. Pan Goatee can handle that chore to solve the problem.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, Pan Goatee can take a walk through The Washington Post building.

        The next day job openings for all the positions at the Post will make all the copies of that day’s editions.

        They can show Pan Goatee’s aesthetic cleansing campaign in the final scenes of the movie about the event.

        It will be the closest any movie about the Post would come closest to resembling a work of Shakespeare- Titus Andronicus with all its blood and gore.

        Film historians will note the trajectory of movies about The Washington Post from All The President’s Men in the 1970s to All Jeff Bezos’ Gender Confused in the 2020s.

      • Hyperion said,

        We all love a good movie based on historical events. I remember watching Roy Rodgers chase all kinds of bad guys on a horse and after he got a bit older, he was riding around in a Jeep. This just didn’t seem right at first, but I settled right in and hoped Trigger was doing well out on the stud farm.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I’m sure Trigger was doing very well on the stud farm.

      • Hyperion said,

        I can just hear him whinny his delight in how retirement from chasing villains has worked out so nicely for him. We should all be so lucky.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Very true.

  4. George F. said,

    “Supernatural Entity Detector Lens” Can I borrow this? Another brilliant concept. Clinton did look dead and you described him so well, I almost fell back into my “sympathy coma” once again….which is why I shut off the t.v. after watching for, I dunno, 30 seconds. Of course, Hype brings up a concept I need: “wouldn’t touch our perverted society with a ten foot nuclear pole. ” I need that pole. Speaking of poles, Putin has so much money and power now I wonder why he persists in his efforts? He has sex with more women and younger women than Epstein ever did, and no one would dare choke Putin to death. Money, Power, Sex. Greed. I suppose there are no limits. Makes me so sad. Gonna make Paul furious. And Akira. OMG. Don’t get me started on that bitch…

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, Putin seems to be the mad monk Ras-putin without the razz all over again.

      One Hell of a libido.

      Supernatural entity detectors and ten foot nuclear poles.

      Paul is in desperate need of the former and Akira in desperate need of the latter.

  5. Jessica E. Larsen said,

    I actually rushed to search if Bill died haha 😅

  6. Subrata Mukherjee said,

    Great 👍

  7. Seoul Sister said,

    😂 so true! Bill is looking totally like a voodoo zombie, I think he took too much 5H0E stuff with Howie Mandel.

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