Joe Biden Addresses Democrats On H.P. Lovecraft’s 130th Birthday

August 20, 2020 at 10:33 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Today is H.P. Lovecraft’s 130th birthday.

Howard Phillips Lovecraft the writer of weird fiction and horror fiction and the creator of the Cthulhu Mythos was born in Providence Rhode Island on August 20th 1890.

Having been granted temporary dispensational release from the Underworld by Hades and Persephone for the day, Lovecraft sat in the front row of the empty Wisconsin stadium that was supposed to be the hub of the Democratic National Convention and wondered, where is everybody?

Sitting in a lighting room in the empty stadium was the vampire Lev Tomi the Secretary-General of the United Nations Secretariat On The Environment and Climate Change.

In his mortal life, Lev Tomi had been the Russian Bolshevik Leon Trotsky.

It was 80 years ago today that Trotsky had been hit in the head with an ice pick axe wielded by Stalinist Soviet NKVD agent Ramon Mercader who attacked Trotsky in the study of his Mexico City home.

Trotsky was taken to hospital and operated on and died a day later on August 21st 1940.

Or that was the story that was told the world to prevent further assassination attempts on Trotsky by Stalin.

The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec turned Trotsky into a vampire before he could succumb to his mortal wounds and die a mortal death.

Now Trotsky as Lev Tomi was hoping to use environmental degradation of the planet and climate change and this year the Chinese Communist Party virus pandemic to become the head of a Neo-Bolshevik One World Government.

As Trotsky/Tomi reflected on these thoughts, outside the stadium a small snowball that had fallen off a passing ice cream truck had metamorphosed into a statue of Napoleon while a small herd of barnyard pigs walked by.

Tonight’s DNC event began with a prayer being said by the Jesuit heretic (and ardent admirer of the ancient cities of Sodom and Gomorrah as they were before Lot’s wife was turned into a pillar of salt) Jimmy Martin, a rabbi, an imam, a kangaroo and the owner of the bar where priest Jimmy Martin, the rabbi, the imam and the kangaroo had walked in through the door just as someone was telling a joke.

Joining Jimmy Martin, the rabbi, the imam, the kangaroo and the bartender in saying a prayer for the Democrats were the ghosts of Anton Szandor Lavey the founder of the Church of Satan and Aleister Crowley the well known British occultist (both of whom had been granted temporary dispensational release from Tartarus by Hades in order to join in the prayer invocation).

When the prayer was over, a short video was shown.

The video contained imagery from a dream that Joe Biden had last night.

In the dream, Biden was visited by the ghost of the well roasted looking former Sen. Teddy Kennedy (who had been granted a temporary dispensational release from his rotating barbeque spit by Hades for the night).

Kennedy took Biden on a tour of the 9 Circles of Dante’s Inferno while in the background Buffalo Springfield sang, “There’s something happening here…”

After Kennedy showed Biden the rotating barbeque spit reserved for him which were right next to the rotating barbeque spits reserved for Pope Francis, Bill Gates and George Soros, the dream ended.

Joe Biden got up on the empty stage to speak.

As he did so, the creature Cthulhu (that many had thought was just a figment of H.P. Lovecraft’s imagination) towered on the stage behind Joe Biden having swam across an entire ocean and hitchhiked across a continent to get here.

His octopus tentacles included insignia marked on each tentacle Antifa, BLM, Neo-Bolsheviks, Trotskyite 4th International, Stalinism Revisited, Maoism Revisited, The Hammer and Sickle and finally The Mark of Baal and Baphomet.

Cthulhu then proceeded to eat the empty auditorium (as Lovecraft’s ghost watched), the entire Democratic Party and finally America itself.

The ghost of Rod Serling appeared and told those still alive and watching, “Ladies and gentlemen, please do not just adjust your sets or your livestream. You are about to enter another dimension, a world beyond time and space, a place where reality meets the imagination, you are about to enter the Twilight Zone…”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday August 20th


  1. Kritika said,

    Dante’s Inferno is frightening. I can imagine the stage and its all been eaten up.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, Dante’s Inferno had a lot of frightening images.

      And seeing a stage being eaten up by a combined giant octopus, giant dragon and giant man would be frightening as well.

  2. David Redpath said,

    I known exactly which kangaroo🦘
    you are alluding to. That’s the
    roo that skipped the country after
    last summer’s rooinous bushfiresπŸ”₯
    when a cigarette lighter was found
    in her pouch. She’s now referred to
    as the Smoking Kangaroo by law
    enforcement agencies seeking her
    extradition back to Australia. She’s
    also wanted for bouncing cheques.
    It looks like that roo has fallen in
    with a bad crew over in the U.S.!
    Anton Lavey should be warned,
    marsupials make lousy disciples.
    With not just lice, but ticks as well.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      It’s great to know who that kangaroo was.

      The Smoking Kangaroo eh?

      Responsible for last summer’s Australian wildfires.

      I wonder what she used that cigarette lighter for?

      Smoking cigarettes?

      Or smoking Uncle Ernie’s Australian brand of California grass?

      • David Redpath said,

        That particular roo is a Red Giant
        Kangaroo, largest of all marsupials.
        As a herbivore she’s particularly fond
        of Uncle Ernie’s hybrid genetically
        modified grass. Being a red, and an
        arsonist with a cigarette lighter . . .
        what else would you expect?

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        It makes for the all round perfect storm marsupially speaking. 🦘πŸ”₯

      • David Redpath said,

        It’s lucky for all of us
        that Smoking Kangaroo 🚬
        doesn’t have a gun in her pouch 😎

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        So that’s where the Smoking Gun has been located all this time. πŸ€”

      • David Redpath said,

        The Smoking Kangaroo’s actual
        name is Pandora Downunda, so
        who knows what’s to be found in
        her pouch πŸ€” Missiles heading to
        Cuba? Perhaps even Jimmy Hoffa?

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Maybe even the missing 18 and a half minutes from the missing Nixon White House tapes. 😎

      • David Redpath said,

        Pandora Downunda may be a red,
        an arsonist, and a smoker, but I
        think she’d draw the line at covering
        for Tricky Dicky Nixon.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, she probably would. 🧐

  3. shankjoejoe said,

    I’m a fan of Lovecraft, but Biden . . . nope. Great piece!

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thanks very much. πŸ™‚

      Yes, I’m a fan of Lovecraft too.πŸ˜€

      But not Biden. πŸ‘ŽπŸ»

      • David Redpath said,

        Old Joe has just been
        biden his time 😎

      • shankjoejoe said,


      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        As the head of the Illuminati once remarked (taking a cue from an old Orson Welles commercial for Paul Masson Wines), “We will run no senile old fool for President before his time.”

  4. Jessica E. Larsen said,

    My brain got messed up while reading this chapter and listening to Air Supply’s Every woman in the Word, everything just seem so wonderful, even the bad situation seem so wonderful, so I had to stop the music before re-reading it haha πŸ˜€

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