Alexei Navalny Flown To Germany

August 22, 2020 at 10:17 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Spy Tales, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Russian Opposition leader Alexei Navalny was flown from Siberia to Berlin, Germany for medical treatment.

Mr. Navalny had fallen ill during a flight from Tomsk Siberia to Moscow this past Thursday.

Disturbing video shot on the plane showed Mr. Navalny howling in agony on the flight before he collapsed into a coma.

His supporters believe that a cup of tea he drank at a Tomsk airport cafe had been poisoned.

The plane made an emergency landing in Omsk Siberia where Mr. Navalny was taken to hospital.

Mr. Navalny’s personal physician Anastasia Vasilieva was not allowed to see him while he was in hospital in Russia.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield speculated that it was because doctors at the hospital in Omsk were trying to cover up traces that Mr. Navalny had indeed been poisoned and doing so on the Kremlin’s orders.

Doctors at the hospital in Omsk on Friday spent most of the day twiddling their thumbs when it came to signing paper work to fly Mr. Navalny to Germany.

Finally early Saturday morning Mr. Navalny was granted permission by Omsk doctors to leave and a medical evacuation flight paid for by the German organization Cinema For Peace landed the Russian Opposition leader at Tegel airport in Berlin where he was taken to the German capital’s Charite Hospital for treatment.

Mr. Navalny’s possible poisoning was only one in a long string of poisonings done to Mr. Putin’s opponents over the years, Mr. Renfield pointed out.

Alexander Litvinenko an FSB defector had been poisoned by radioactive polonium-210 in London, England back in November 2006.

Sergei Skripal (a GRU officer who defected to the UK) and his daughter Yulia were poisoned with a Russian developed Novichok nerve agent in March 2018.

Unlike Mr. Litvinenko who died, the Skripals recovered from their poisoning.

Although a UK citizen exposed to the nerve agent during the Skripal poisoning died.

The Russian Foreign Ministry always denied that the Russian state was responsible for the poisoning of Mr. Putin’s opponents with the same vigour that the Washington Post, New York Times, CNN, MSNBC and Global News Canada disinformation branches of the New World Order Ministry of Propoganda denied that those rioting, looting and burning in various inner cities across the U.S. were anything but “peaceful protestors”.

Renfield told his parliamentary colleague the Welsh vampiress Morgana that he had already made his move against Putin for the latest poisoning of one of the Russian leader’s political opponents.

“Mr. Putin seems to fancy himself more of a Byzantine Emperor than a Russian Czar,” Renfield explained to Morgana, “since that seemed to be the favourite method used by Byzantine Emperors for doing in their opponents- poisoning.”

Meanwhile in Moscow as a Harvey Wallbanger drinking Kremlin guard was removed from duty for claiming that a 6 foot 8 tall bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears and holding a hypodermic needle syringe in his upper right paw was wandering the Kremlin halls, minutes later Vladimir Putin suddenly experienced a sharp sensation in his buttocks as if he was jabbed there.

Renfield later spoke to his friend Amadeus Emanon via Skype, “Did I tell you that Dr. Cadbury Rocher has developed a serum that when injected into a person’s buttocks can give that person the worst case of hemmorhoids in all recorded history?”.

“What’s the purpose of that?” Amadeus asked as he ate a hard boiled egg.

Meanwhile in the Kremlin, Vladimir Putin started screaming his head off when he tried to sit down.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday August 22nd


  1. Sabiscuit said,

    The screaming while sitting down was definitely from the horse ticks that he got from riding one bareback, bareback. In addition to which, I have been following that story closely. The usual people who claim they are all against Russian intervention, have nothing to say now that there is an actual human interest story to be covered. Because they’ve probably calculated how much they earn from ad revenue by covering it.

    The poisoning is stupid and it has to stop. Stop assassinating people for heaven’s sake. They got in big trouble with Sergei Skripal two years ago. Every time they poison someone, they get called out for it. Doesn’t it make sense to cut it out now?

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      My advice to Putin would certainly be to stop assassinating people.

      But there’s a peculiar fom of madess that seems to affect political leaders.

      Particularly those who have been in power too long.

      • Sabiscuit said,

        Agreed and I am sure that the situation is more complicated that this but people are trained to jump when they hear “Putin” so no in-depth investigations for us.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, ever since Hillary lost the 2016 election and Hillary became convinced that Putin was responsible for her loss (it never occurred to Hillary that it might be her own disastrous personality that turned off the vast majority of voters that was responsible for her loss) and since so much of the U.S. political establishment backed Hillary, Putin derangement syndrome affects them as much as Trump derangement syndrome.

        This combination of derangement syndromes has produced a severe form of insanity and lunacy whereby they’ve nominated a senile old fool and a woman who can best be described as a very shady District Attorney as their party’s nominees.

      • Sabiscuit said,

        Combination derangement syndrome indeed!

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        A sheer insanity buffet just waiting for Dr. Hannibal Lecter to sample and analyze.

      • Sabiscuit said,

        He eats the rude! Fantastic double feast for him.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Very much a fantastic double feast.

  2. wordsworthsmuse said,

    The real world is a scary place. I would much rather live in horror novel!!! Being turned into a vampire wouldn’t be so bad would it?

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      The real world is indeed a scary place.

      Being in a vampire novel might indeed be preferable.

  3. Kritika said,

    There is so much poison. Scary.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, it is scary.

      The amount of poisonings going on.

      • Kritika said,

        Right. At the micro as well as macro level. 👍

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, you’ve hit the nail on the head, Kritika. 👍🏻

        At the micro as well as at the macro level.

        It’s scary the amount of intrigue going on between nations too.

        Turkey is now drilling for natural gas in coastal waters that belong to Greece.

        Iran is threatening Israel and vice-versa

        China’s Communist despot Xi Jinping seems to be intruding on territories belonging to his neighbours from India to Malaysia to Vietnam to the Philippines.

        Quite scary of the possibility of major wars erupting as well as individual people now being poisoned.

      • Kritika said,

        Scary in every way it is.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        It is.

        God must weep when He sees the state the world is in today.

      • Kritika said,


      • Dracul Van Helsing said,


  4. Jessica E. Larsen said,

    I think the biggest poison in the world is people’s ignorance.

    And that ending… could he possibly have a huge hemorrhoid? 😂

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