Renfield Ends His Podcast With A Song

August 23, 2020 at 10:52 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Music, News, Songs, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Sunday night livestream video podcast analyzing geopolitical affairs and current events.

Tonight he decided to end his podcast by singing a song.

He came down to the last item before singing a song,

“Last night my best sources in Istanbul tell me that the Byzantine vampiress Theodora (who in her mortal life had been the Byzantine Empress Theodora the wife of the Byzantine Emperor Justinian the Great) beat the crap out of Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan for turning a former Orthodox Byzantine Christian monastery into an Islamic mosque.
She couldn’t have beat the entire crap out of him because if she had, there wouldn’t have been much left of him. If she had beat the entire crap out of him, they could have buried him in a cigar box.”

Renfield then broke into a song.

It was a country music song in which Renfield gave a stirring country musical rendition – a combination of the voices of Johnny Cash, Kenny Rogers and Marty Robbins rolled into one.

Sang Renfield,

“When the moo cows, when they make milk,
It’s the only milk I do adore,
When the moon shines over the cow shed,
I hope the cows are making plenty more…”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday August 23rd


  1. Jessica E. Larsen said,

    Now that was a tough one for me to imagine. I love Kenny Rogers, I like some of Johnny Cash songs but the third is unknown to me.

    But still loving this podcast and Renfield lyrics heheh 🤭

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      If you search for the song El Paso by Marty Robbins on YouTube, I’d think you enjoy it, Jessica.

      Back in 2017, I wrote a blog post of Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster having a vision of the 2020 Republican National Convention.

      Michelangelo got his vision wrong because he didn’t see Covid.

      Anyways in the vision, Renfield hypnotizes Trump to go out on stage and sing some lyrics from the Marty Robbins El Paso song,

      “Out in the West Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a Mexican girl…”

      As soon as First Lady Melania hears Donald singing, “I fell in love with a Mexican girl…” , she comes out on stage and beans Trump with her purse.

      And Trump falls to the floor unconscious.

      It’s too bad Covid happened.

      The 2020 Republican National Convention would have been so much more interesting if it had happened the way Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster saw it. 😂

      And Renfield does have great lyrics to his songs. 🤣🤣

      • Jessica E. Larsen said,

        Renfield can read me a phonebook and I’ll still be satisfied 😂

        And yeah it for sure would be interesting if Michelangelo vision happened instead 😁

        Oh and I read that post… (I think I commented there too. Actually I added that song to my favorite list after reading your post 💓

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, I went to that post and noticed you commented.

        Yes, Marty Robbins’ El Paso is a great song. 😀

  2. wordsworthsmuse said,

    Rather a classy lot those Byzantines 🙂

  3. Hyperion said,

    I actually didn’t know Renfield could sing too. Marty Robbins was a classic country singer. I remember when he was all the rage. He’s long gone but thanks to YouTube, we can still hum along with him. And who would have thought the Byzantines would come back and toast those pesky Turks that have meddled with peace and prosperity for 1000 years or more.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, I’ve always liked Marty Robbins.

      I’ve always enjoyed his song El Paso.

      Probably because I’ve fallen in love with many a Mexican girl throughout my life.

      Particularly some beautiful young Mexican masseuse who gave me a massage at an outdoor street market in a small city east of Palm Springs (I believe Gene Autrey Drive was the name of the road that connected all those series of small desert cities of which Palm Prings was the most westerly).

      She said as she started the massage, “You feel so tense”.

      Then when the massage was over, “All your tension seems to be gone.”

      That’s probably because all the blood had gone to a certain part of my anatomy.

      And I always thought 1453 was a very tragic year in history.

      I’m waiting for the day the Byzantine Empire is restored again.

      With Constantinople as its capital.

      And Hagia Sophia is once again the Byzantine Patriarch’s cathedral basilica.

      And beautiful Byzantine chanting is once again heard.

      And not the constipated cry of the imam.

      • Hyperion said,

        Massage should be a part of everyone’s wellness plan. The Byzantines were the last noble society. Many have tried and all have failed. I’ve heard the calls to violence from the mosques. It just doesn’t compare to a good Byzantine horse stall when the chariots ride out.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Yes, the Blues, Greens, Whites and Reds rolling out of their respective horse stalls with fans of each team in the hippodrome stands acting like Liverpool soccer football fans.

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