Stalinist Demonic Sex Orgy Forum Held At Georgetown University

September 2, 2020 at 10:11 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mystery, News, Religion, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was talking with his friend Amadeus Emanon via Skype.

He was showing Amadeus video of a recent Georgetown University on-line forum called Pope Francis and The Reform of The Church.

Renfield and Amadeus were viewing the forum video using The Dr. Cadbury Rocher Supernatural Entity Detector Lens.

The three headed dog Cerberus was seen carrying around a poster that the great Renaissance painter and sculptor Michelangelo who resided in the Elysian Fields (referred to as the Church Expectant In Paradise in the Anglican Book of Common Prayer) had drawn and designed for the on-line forum.

Below the block letters POPE FRANCIS AND THE REFORM OF THE CHURCH could be seen Pope Francis operating a crane with a wrecking ball that was totally demolishing Saint Peter’s Basilica while the figure of the Blessed Virgin Mary could be seen weeping in the background.

The crane bore the logo Baal and Baphomet Wrecking Co. on it.

And speaking of Baal and Baphomet, they were also present at the on-line forum overseeing a group of demons who were all engaged in various sexual positions with one another.

Also present were the ghosts of Josef Stalin, Mao Tse-tung, Fidel Castro and Pol Pot who had all been granted day passes from their rotating barbeque spits down in Tartarus to attend the forum.

The August 31st Georgetown forum was sponsored by Georgetown University’s Office of The Vice-President For Global Engagement (the coat of arms for the office, designed by the Dutch Renaissance painter Hieronymus Bosch, showed a sexually perverted deviant satyr and a sexually perverted deviant centaur getting it on with one another in an orgiastic menage a trois that also involved a Pope Francis blessed wooden statue of the Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama).

Addressing the forum was Paul Elie a senior fellow at Georgetown’s Berkeley Center For Religion, Peace and World Affairs.

Mr. Elie was wearing a shirt that had been spraypainted (in glow in the dark ultraviolet light) with the words GLOBALIST WINDBAG.

Said Mr. Elie, “I think there’s active resistance to Pope Francis taking place in the United States.”

“Brilliant deduction,” piped up the ghost of Sherlock Holmes who was sitting in the front row of the empty (except entirely covered by copulating demons) auditorium, “What clued you in?”.

Mr. Elie then went on blathering about the Catholic social teaching of Pope Francis as Josef Stalin handed him a copy of Karl Marx’s Communist Manifesto and Mao Tse-tung handed him a copy of Mao’s Little Red Book.

Next to mince up on the forum stage was some flaming dandy named Austen Ivereigh who had written two books on Pope Francis’ pontificate and was currently working on a third (“Talk about Much ado about nothing!” Renfield remarked to Amadeus).

Whined Ivereigh, “Critics of Pope Francis are denying that he’s led by the Holy Spirit.”

The fallen angel Mephistopheles, who was sitting in the back row of the auditorium, started choking on his hot buttered popcorn and his jumbo glass of Coca-Cola when Ivereigh talked about Pope Francis being led by the Holy Spirit.

As Mephistopheles continued to roll on the floor in huge gales of laughter amidst all that spilled popcorn and spilled Coke, Ivereigh continued snivelling, “To charge that Pope Francis is a heretic or a modernist or to claim that he’s trying to change the fundamentals of the Church is signs of a schismatic mentality.”

At that moment in the Vatican, Pope Francis was asking his valet, “Have you seen my keys?”.

“What keys would those be?’ His valet asked.

“The Keys of Saint Peter,” Francis answered.

“Oh, you lost those keys several years back,” his valet noted.

Then a third person, the oh so perfectly curly haired dandy Argentine Father Augusto Zampini of the Vatican Dicastery For Promoting Integral Human Development pirouetted his way on to the forum stage.

Father Zampini lavished praise on the Holy, Blessed and Eternal Virus for opening up the way for Pope Francis to accelerate his church “reforms” and his plans for global governance on the world.

“The Pope doesn’t have a Stalinist plan for the Church,” Zampini insisted.

“Well,” Renfield remarked to Amadeus, “When the Vatican representative to this year’s Davos Conference in Switzerland says that the Pope doesn’t have a Stalinist plan for the Church, you can rest assured that the Pope has a Stalinist plan for the Church.”

“May the Pope have many divisions at his beck and call,” Stalin’s ghost grinned.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday September 2nd
2020.

12 Comments

  1. Sabiscuit said,

    Incredibly entertaining, especially, “… roll on the floor in huge gales of laughter amidst all that spilled popcorn and spilled Coke.” Poor Mephisto. There is no room for the wayward of the Earth in his lock box. No wonder he’s up here watching our festivities. You should also know about the recommended posts in my Reader: “Papacies in lockdown” and “Vatican signed up to nuclear weapons ban treaty”. Nice work.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thank you very much. πŸ™‚

      Glad you enjoyed the Mephisto rock and roll through the popcorn and the Coke. πŸ˜€

  2. Fiery said,

    Are you doing okay? Missed you! πŸ’œ

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Hi Fiery,

      Well the place where I rent a room underwent renovations about a week ago.

      The landlords said they’d give me a week’s notice before renovations began and then a week ago Monday, they banged on my door to tell me renovations are beginning immediately (no week’s notice there).

      So for the next 3 days, my bedroom, another roommate’s bedroom and the entire lower 2 floors of a 4 story house underwent renovations.

      The entire thing threw me for a loop and I didn’t post a single blog post that week last week.

      However I’m slowly recovering from it.

      But the whole upheaval makes me think about moving somewhere else.

      Thanks for your concern. πŸ’œ

  3. David Redpath said,

    An intriguing, and thoroughly
    scratching post, Christopher 😎

  4. Jessica E. Larsen said,

    My mind is reeling a bit at those sexually perverted half animals and how can Sherlock Holmes calmly sit there with a group of copulating demon with him. 😨

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, this is my take on a rather strange forum that was actually held at Georgetown University but was livestreamed on-line.

      The speakers were so out to lunch that they might as well have had demons copulating in the auditorium where they spoke (and who knows maybe they actually did).

      All these “Catholic” laymen and priests who support Pope Francis’ plans for a Marxist-Leninist One World Government might as well have sexually perverted half-animals backing them (and they probably do).

      I guess in this year I’m like Dante when he wrote the 3-volume Divine Comedy (of which his most famous volume was the Inferno) back in the early 1300s.

      The Church of his day back in the early 1300s had become pretty corrupt and sexually perverted as well so he wrote the Divine Comedy to satirize and lampoon those corrupt and perverted laymen, priests and bishops.

      If I remember correctly, he also completed writing the Divine Comedy in 1320.

      So I guess I’m doing the same for the corrupt perverted Church of my day exactly 700 years later. πŸ˜‚

      Yes, I guess if Sherlock Holmes can calmly sit there with a bunch of copulating demons around him, he’s obviously been smoking too much hashish in his pipe. 🀣

      • Jessica E. Larsen said,

        I feel bad to say that I have nothing much to add in your comment other than it made me smile wide (tragic as it sounds) πŸ˜„

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Glad my comment made you smile, Jessica. πŸ˜€

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