Renfield Tackles The Tinpot Dictator Down Under
“The Victoria state government of Premier Daniel Andrews is Australia’s Vichy regime to Xi Jinping’s Thousand Year Reich.
That’s why he imposes despotic draconian lockdowns, sends in riot police (in the manner of Belarusian President Aleksandr Lukasheno) to crush protestors and arrests pregnant women when they voice their dissent with his policies on Facebook.”
-Renfield R. Renfield
British MP Renfield R. Renfield was reading the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit report on Australia’s Victoria state Premier Daniel Andrews.
The report showed close collusion between the Victoria Labour Party Government of Daniel Andrews in Melbourne and the Chinese Communist Party ever since Daniel Andrews became Premier of Victoria back in 2014.
Victoria Yang a Victoria Labour Party staffer with links to the Chinese Communist Party and a friend of Daniel Andrews’ senior China advisor Marty Mei recently came up with the theory that the U.S. was responsible for creating Covid-19 and was using its army to spread the virus across the globe.
Comrade Dan or Chairman Dan as the Victoria Premier was called had effectively turned Australia’s Victoria state into an economic vassal of Communist China boldly signing up to Xi Jinping’s new Silk Road policy.
Comrade Dan criticized Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s National Government in Canberra for cancelling foreign deals with China.
Lastly the Set Enterprises report noted the similarities in the way Daniel Andrews handled anti-lockdown protests in Melbourne with the way the new Hong Kong Security Law of Xi Jinping’s Hong Kong Police handled protestors in Hong Kong and the way the security forces of Belarusian President Aleksandr Lukashenko handled protestors in Minsk.
Renfield put in a call to the Set Enterprises eco-friendly environmentally friendly cannabis oil powered dirigible airship The Hooterville Cannonball which was currently flying in the Asia-Pacific region.
Hours later as kangaroos and koala bears stood outside Victoria Premier Daniel Andrews’ office holding signs that read WE DARE CALL IT TREASON,
Victoria Premier Daniel Andrews felt a sharp prick into his buttocks as if some invisible entity was shoving a needle into it.
The needle went through the Josef Stalin walrus moustache that was growing on Andrews’ left buttock and went all the way through narrowly missing the Adolf Hitler moustache that was growing on Andrews’ right testicle.
An SS-Gestapo and KGB style security officer working for Andrews and who had been drinking Harvey Wallbangers on the job said that it was a 6 foot 8 tall bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears who had injected the needle.
The call went out around Melbourne.
In an empty Melbourne movie theatre meanwhile Uncle Ernie had entered it to give a performance as his drag queen altar ego Cumelita.
Sadly there was no one inside and forgetting what day of the year it was, Uncle Ernie thought it was Easter and so he went to his dressing room back stage and put on his Easter Bunny costume.
He exited the theatre where he was immediately thrown to the ground and handcuffed while some Imperial Stormtrooper looking official spoke through a megaphone, “You’re under arrest for assaulting Victoria Premier Daniel Andrews’ buttocks.”
The Easter bunny attired Uncle Ernie was then thrown into the back of a police van and taken to Secret Police Headquarters for interrogation.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday September 8th
2020.
Vril Society psychic medium Maria Orsic forseeing the events of September 8th 2020 on her Nazi prototype laptop on this date back in 1943.
Dracul Van Helsing 
Sabiscuit said,
September 8, 2020 at 11:08 pm
To be clear, he tackled the dictator who lives Down Under and not tackled him “down under” right? Just checking, for the media. You know how they like to twist things. So glad the Premier’s body part was not too badly damaged. I imagine someone in an emergency room would have to look at it. R.O.F.L.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
September 8, 2020 at 11:11 pm
Yes, he tackled the tinpot dictator who lives down under. 😂
Yes, it no doubt makes for an interesting night in the emergency room of a Melbourne hospital. 🤣
Sabiscuit said,
September 8, 2020 at 11:13 pm
Tee hee. Poor nurses. 🤣
Dracul Van Helsing said,
September 8, 2020 at 11:25 pm
Yes, they’ll certainly earn danger pay on this occasion. 🤣
Jessica E. Larsen said,
September 24, 2020 at 10:21 pm
Should I say poor Uncle Ernie? 😅 I love those animal protestors. And I don’t care who made or started COVID I just want lock down to be over. I’m worried for people’s mental health. I’m worried that once this ridiculous lockdown stops that not only new virus will develop for lack of contact but I can almost see criminality skyrocketing. How am I supposed to feel safe walking around in the street when I’m paranoid that everyone had gone crazy because of this thing? Argh 😢
Dracul Van Helsing said,
September 25, 2020 at 12:48 am
Yes, poor Uncle Ernie. 🤣
The animal protestors are great. 😀
I worry about this lockdown for the same reasons you do, Jessica.
People’s mental health are being affected and there’s the possibility that regular everyday viruses will start killing people when the lockdown ends because their immune systems haven’t built up any antibodies since they’ve been out of commission in meeting so many other people for the longest time.
Yes, a lot of us will start feeling paranoid walking the streets again. 😰
Jessica E. Larsen said,
September 25, 2020 at 6:36 am
Sigh… sometimes I wonder if that’s the aim of this lockdown. Weaken people’s mental and physical health so they have more reason to claim control “because we are dangerous for ourselves” as excuse of course.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
September 25, 2020 at 2:53 pm
Yes, that’s quite a terrifying possibility. 😮
Jessica E. Larsen said,
September 25, 2020 at 3:36 pm
😔😔😔
Dracul Van Helsing said,
September 25, 2020 at 3:47 pm
But their system will come crashing down in the end.
Because there are always Churchills, Pope John Pauls and Renfields who send totalitarian systems crashing to the ground.
Jessica E. Larsen said,
September 25, 2020 at 4:36 pm
I hope so… I really do.
Dracul Van Helsing said,
September 25, 2020 at 5:06 pm
Yes the Devil and his demons and their most devoted servants – most of the world’s political leaders – give the impression that they’re winning.
But God wins in the end.