Justin Trudeau Discusses Upcoming Throne Speech With Tezcatlipoca

September 9, 2020 at 10:20 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

The New Orleans vampiress Angelique Dumont was sitting with her boyfriend Amadeus Emanon in the Inn Lu Forbidden Palace Cafe in Sydney, Australia.

The restaurant proprieter Mr. Inn Lu was complaining about once again having to bail out an acquaintance of his nicknamed Uncle Ernie from jail.

“This time he’s in jail for allegedly assaulting Victoria Premier Daniel Andrews in the buttocks,” Inn Lu complained, “That Uncle Ernie is a pain in the ass for everyone.”

Inn Lu walked away.

“Your friend Renfield,” Angelique Dumont asked, “Is he still on friendly terms with British Prime Minister Boris Johnson seeing as how Renfield briefly served in Boris Johnson’s cabinet in Johnson’s short lived minority government prior to last December’s UK election which saw Johnson win an outright majority?”.

The Transhumanist MP Renfield R. Renfield had served as Deputy Foreign Secretary In Charge of Geopolitical Intelligence Gathering in Johnson’s minority government cabinet.

When Johnson won a majority and no longer needed the support of the two person Transhumanist Party caucus to help keep him in power, Renfield found himself out of cabinet and once again sitting on the Opposition backbenches.

“I don’t know if Renfield and Johnson are still on friendly terms or not,” Amadeus admitted.

On the radio in the background the voice of Renfield could be heard, “With each and every passing day, Boris Johnson is more and more turning into an outright Apostle of the Antichrist.”

“No, I guess they’re not on friendly terms,” Amadeus commented.

. . .

In his greenhouse in Ottawa, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was once again inhaling pot smoke from his marijuana inhaling and exhaling antique late Victorian/early Edwardian era mirror named Magical Mystery Tour.

As he did so, Tezcatlipoca the Aztec god of smoking mirrors (in this case pot smoking mirrors) appeared to Justin.

The deity had for a head a sinister looking bluish green skull with a black stripe and a yellow stripe painted across his face.

The deity’s right foot was an obsidian mirror.

Although occasionally the right foot would metamorphose into a snake.

When this happened, the obsidian mirror showed up on the deity’s chest instead and sometimes smoke would emanate from the mirror.

Whenever Tezcatlipoca spoke to Justin, it was usually pot smoke that emanated from the mirror.

This past August 18th, Justin Trudeau had prorogued (suspended) the Canadian Parliament on Tezcatlipoca’s advice.

A new Parliament would open this coming September 23rd with a new Speech From The Throne.

Tezcatlipoca was helping Justin write that speech.

The speech would contain various elements – each element was guaranteed to offend at least one of every single opposition party in the minority government Canadian House of Commons.

As such the Opposition parties would join together and defeat the Trudeau government in a non-confidence motion on the Throne Speech.

And Justin would be forced to call a Federal election.

Tezcatlipoca’s reasoning was the Canadian electorate would be so outraged with the Opposition parties forcing an election in the midst of a pandemic, they’d overwhelmingly vote for Justin and return him to power with a majority government.

Then Justin could do whatever he damned well please in running the country.

“At last,” Justin wept tears, “I’ll finally be able to turn Canada into the Marxist-Leninist dictatorship that my father always wanted but he was unable to complete the task.”

At that point a beautiful woman appeared in the mirror

and asked him,

“To what father are you referring? Pierre Elliot Trudeau or Fidel Castro?”.

Justin Trudeau turned ghostly white (even under all that blackface he was wearing) at the woman’s question.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday September 9th


  1. Seoul Sister said,

    I love the ending very much πŸ˜€, the obsidian mirror is an intriguing element which reminds me of scything, I think that’s what it’s called to get visions from mirrored surfaces.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Thanks, Judy. πŸ™‚

      I thought you’d enjoy that ending since you had posted those photos showing how much Justin Trudeau and Fidel Castro look alike. πŸ˜‚

  2. George F. said,

    Loved the mirrors and snake and pot smoke drifting everywhere…it seems the Anti-Christ is showing up in a lot of places lately…

  3. Jessica E. Larsen said,

    Lovely episode. Can’t comment match but Canada turn into some Marxists style country… I’ll cry. I dream of going there one day huhu πŸ™

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, I hope Canada doesn’t turn into a Marxist country either, Jessica.

      I think you’d enjoy visiting here.

      Provided Canada doesn’t go Marxist of course.

      Renfield will ensure that it won’t. πŸ˜€

  4. David Redpath said,

    Fidel Castro did like to fiddle about,
    just like dear old Uncle Ernie . . .

    🎢 Do you think it’s alright
    To leave the boy with Uncle Ernie?
    Do you think it’s alright
    He’s had a few too many tonight
    Do you think it’s alright?
    I think it’s alright

    I’m your wicked Uncle Ernie
    I’m glad you won’t see or hear me
    As I fiddle about
    Fiddle about

    Your mother left me here to mind you
    Now I’m doing what I want to
    Fiddling about

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, did Fidel once play the fiddle with Maggie Trudeau?

      Maggie once did tell a magazine in an interview that she thought Fidel Castro was the sexiest man alive.

      It seems Uncle Ernie would feel quite at home in Gov. Gavin Newsom’s California where Gov. Newsom just lowered the age of consent for pederasty – a bill sponsored by the appropriately named California state senator Scott Wiener.

      Uncle Ernie could show his own tiny wiener off at one of those gender reveal parties held in the woods- California’s latest craze- some of those parties have been known to start some of the wildfires raging California.

      • David Redpath said,

        Those gender reveals say more
        about the parents than the foetus.
        They should rename them ‘Dimentia

      • David Redpath said,

        … Reveals’.

        Perhaps Fidel Castro is more than
        just a spiritual leader to Justin Trudeau?
        In the Caribbean anything can happen.
        There they have a song just for such
        aan occasion …

        🎢 Woe, is me,
        shame and scandal
        in the Trudeau family
        Woe, is me,
        shame and scandal
        in the Trudeau family

        Justin went to his mama
        and covered his head
        And told his mama
        what his papa had said
        His mama she laughed,
        she said go, man, go
        Your daddy ain’t your daddy,
        but your daddy don’t know
        you’re real daddy could be
        either Che Guevara
        or Fidel Castro
        Cha cha cha

        Woe, is me,
        shame and scandal
        in the Trudeau family
        Woe, is me,
        shame and scandal
        in the Trudeau family
        Cha cha cha cha! 🎢

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I can picture Justin Trudeau going down to Cuba looking like Harry Belafonte and singing, “Oh island in the sun, built to me by my father’s hands, all my days I will sing you praise of your forests, waters, your shining sands…”

      • David Redpath said,

        The whole thing has Uncle Ernie
        most upset. He’s always assumed
        he was the sire of young Monsieur
        Trudeau. Apparently ‘Just In Ernie’
        is his pet name amongst those
        poor unfortunates who’ve got to
        know Uncle Ernie intimately 😱
        He naturally put two and two
        together, like a swinging 70’s
        party, and come up with with,
        “I’m the Canadian Prime Minister’s
        daddy!” πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ 😎

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        Maggie Trudeau never talked publicly talked about Uncle Ernie.

        However there was apparently graffiti written about Uncle Ernie in the 4th floor women’s washroom of the Hudson’s Bay Department store in downtown Vancouver about Uncle Ernie and purportedly signed by Maggie Trudeau.

        She had only two things to say about Uncle Ernie, “Where’s the beef?” and “Much Ado About Nothing”.

      • David Redpath said,

        That explains a scene from
        Uncle Ernie’s latest drag show
        ‘Cumalita Does Canada’ ..

        “Ernie, where is you sting?”

        “My sting is in your tail!”

        Uncle Ernie loves to slip a bit
        of Shakespeare into his shows.
        Tastefully, of course 😎

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        I can just imagine Uncle Ernie performing as he says those lines.

        “Is this a dagger I see before me?
        Come let me clutch thee… ”

        Audience reaction: 😱

  5. David Redpath said,

    Uncle Ernie has no courage
    to screw to the sticking place,
    as he uses sticking paste when
    donning his sequined g-string.

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      It would be quite the situation if Uncle Ernie accidentally used Crazy Glue instead of sticking paste.

      • David Redpath said,

        That could explain a lot.
        Uncle Ernie was very jealous
        of Bryan Ferry, for he got to
        stick together with Jerry Hall.
        He did try to poach her, wearing
        in skirt made from a skinned tiger.
        But sadly, she wound up with Mick
        Jagger, since Uncle Ernie had only
        one ball . . . . room gown, and she
        wasn’t prepared to share.
        Seems Jerry also preferred a much
        bigger dagger ⁉️

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        So Uncle Ernie had only one ball… gown when he hung up his washings on the Siegfried Line.

        Alas! Poor Goebbels.

        He had none at all.

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